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lol, i meant the whole thing about the dna/idaho/reneadawn love triangle drama, not the actual whole thread silly. :D
ya, i know...that was my idea of "being funny". :D my apoligies. :club:
its true, i was told she disapeared due to a potatoe famine, no one said anything about an affair. :D
Are you really so fucking stupid that you have to have one of those god damn smilies in every one of your posts? Just get the fuck out already you dumb mook.
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Are you really so fucking stupid that you have to have one of those god damn smilies in every one of your posts? Just get the fuck out already you dumb mook.
Turd I know this may mean nothing coming from me but I hart you right now in a totally gay way.
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Are you really so fucking stupid that you have to have one of those god damn smilies in every one of your posts? Just get the fuck out already you dumb mook.
lolll...i forgot this was a "no smiley" thread, my bad.
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Turd I know this may mean nothing coming from me but I hart you right now in a totally gay way.
i cant figure out if you really hate me or youre joking around...ive asked you before but none of you army folk like giving straight answers.wattup.
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Are you really so fucking stupid that you have to have one of those god damn smilies in every one of your posts? Just get the fuck out already you dumb mook.
Yet another one. Sit on your hands, numbnuts.
They're just trying to impress their smilie champion, don'tcha know?
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I will be working Saturday. I may also be headed to Virginia again soon, although not sure if I will be in the ale house area or not...
well tell me before the time comes. If its fairly close, beers could be had. Roanoke has strip clubs. Just sayin'.
still waiting for Shake's name for me
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I love how everyone in this thread has a running joke about them, and for some reason they kill me every time. What's mine? Being pussy whipped?
I don't think I have one. Unless its about me randomly banging super skanky girls and not caring. That could be it.
Time warp...How's that not drinking liquor working out for ya?
Pretty good. Manage to stay away from it most times. Still get blackout drunk on beer and do ridiculously stupid stuff, but you know, baby steps.
I'm spending the weekend with my extremely homosocial friend. Last night we got drunk and high until 5am...we're headed to Cincinatti to hang out with another friend, and chances are very good that we're going to a gay bar with his flamingly homosexual buddy.I have a feeling I'll have a few good stories for you all on monday.
So you guys are meeting me at 8 still, right?
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well tell me before the time comes. If its fairly close, beers could be had. Roanoke has strip clubs. Just sayin'.
You'd be better off to hop on 460 to WV. Southern Xposure, wooo!I actually made that trek about three times in one week when I was at Tech. There was a rumor someone in our apartment building "danced" there, and we needed confirmation.
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ok mex quasi-validated me (cool word!) so i can go in peace.I hope you all have a happy and reflecting Rosh Hashana.ha just kidding, have an extra beer. its on god.good luck jeff and the WCOOPers.
Ha! Well played.
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You'd be better off to hop on 460 to WV. Southern Xposure, wooo!I actually made that trek about three times in one week when I was at Tech. There was a rumor someone in our apartment building "danced" there, and we needed confirmation.
thats a lot further for me. its always been one of those ideas we'd come up with on a Tuesday, be really excited Wednesday, and by Friday, we'd lost all interest.
We usually make fun of your mental retardation. You didn't know that? Allright. Later boys and skanks. I'm off to get drunk.
I don't consider myself retarded. I like the word "specially stupid".And have fun drinking. Fucktard. I'll be asleep in two hours.
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btw, I love our new title.We should change it every week.Turd's TunnelRon Mexico's House of HerpesHab's CalfsplosionVirgins-R-Us (on second though, they already have a thread, its called The Hideout)lots of others, but I'm too tired to think and I have to poop.Also, I'm considering playing online poker tonight.

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thats a lot further for me. its always been one of those ideas we'd come up with on a Tuesday, be really excited Wednesday, and by Friday, we'd lost all interest.
You should probably just go on Wednesday then.Don't be afraid to ask for help, I'm good at problem solving.
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The first chick I 'banged' was about 280 pounds. I was 12. We we're 6 guys, all in line. I think I was number 3. She pretty much laughed the whole time at our miserable attempts to provide her with any sort of stimulation.There, I said it.
see, this is the kind of stuff I missed by having to work. bullshit.I went back to read what all the fuss was about on June 7th. Have to say I was highly dissapointed. The sick thread was tainted that day, my friends. Tainted not by our usual, super e-gayness, but by severe actual gayness. I'm less of a man for having read it. Drama. Funny popcorn comments and wagons circling though.
lots of others, but I'm too tired to think and I have to poop.
whoa. me too. weird.
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