I Called In Sick Today

[MisterB 2]

good morning.Quick golf report from yesterday.I hit 14/18 greens and shot 78. Sick thread interpretation: My putter is now in 2 pieces and I have to buy a new one.Hey MK so like how do you get involved in what you do? And its in chicago right? Do you need a degree or is it like boiler room?MDG- You definitely are the railbird kingtyfgine whats up with the spanglish?Lefty- I love your random good morning posts, tell us about your day, and dissappear for the next week.Adam- can you please describe the hand in question? 30% draws so is he like on a flush draw or something?Zim, did that guy seem to know what he was talking about? Did you get digits? Is knowing the math really that important since you dont know the other cards on the table? Is it me or do pot odds sometimes skew your play?Ummm Ron, that just might be the best avatar ever.Lori- Have fun at the casino/cabin try not to make it 73 ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT! -anyone get this?Annnnnndddd doctorOh yeah and rocket, this is the best sig ever.

[Dub2131 0]

I hit 14/18 greens and shot 78. Lori- Have fun at the casino/cabin try not to make it 73 ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT! -anyone get this?

Clerks?Seeing how I just got my first birdie ever a week ago, I'd like to beat you mercilessy with the two pieces of the aforementioned putter.

[ajs510 122]

Adam- can you please describe the hand in question? 30% draws so is he like on a flush draw or something?

Villain raises from the button with KJos, I call with A-8 of hearts. Flop comes Q-10-4, two hearts. I check, he bets, I raise all-in, he calls. Turn Ace of Spades, River blank, gg me, go chuck a glass and register for anger management sulk.

[mrdannyg 274]

Or alternatively, strat is the only other person that is a big enough fag to be railing people at midnight like that.Wish me luck today, people. I'm stepping out of my last class a bit early to catch the start of WCOOP #6 at 2PM Central. If it's not at 2PM central, I hope someone will be kind enough to tell my brother to tell me.:doesn't know time zones very well face:

its at 3PM EST. i'd guess from annoying TV announcers that its 2pm central, but that's all i'm going on.keep in mind, midnight on the forum is 2am for me. so on the one day in 6 months i have to actually wake up, i decide to stay up past 5am screwing around on a micro-table. pure genius i say.good luck today. i'll probably rail most of it, so if i'm being annoying, just tell me to shut the hell up. i seriously will not be offended.

[mk 11]

10 User(s) are reading this topic (5 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users) 5 Members: mk, RhinestoneCowboy, Dub2131, strategy, Bizzle your brother would like a word with you, sir.

[mrdannyg 274]

I hit 14/18 greens and shot 78. Sick thread interpretation: My putter is now in 2 pieces and I have to buy a new MDG- You definitely are the railbird kingLori- Have fun at the casino/cabin try not to make it 73 ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT! -anyone get this?Oh yeah and rocket, this is the best sig ever.

1 - holy crap that's a good score. almost Zimmer-good (i'm guessing, since apparently he is on a queer golf scholarship).2 - choke on it lori! 2-1 baby.3 - try not to suck any more **** in the parking lot!4 - my sig still pwn3zzz, but yours is in the top 5.

[mk 11]

good morning.Hey MK so like how do you get involved in what you do? And its in chicago right? Do you need a degree or is it like boiler room?

long, boring story. yes, in chicago. a degree is a lot more important now than it used to be.

[turd ferguson 1]

A Bad Thing to Come Home To:Walk in the door, see your fiance sitting on the couch with Pokerstars open and a sheepish look on her face..."Honey, I accidentally sat down at a 5/10NL table with your entire bankroll."Happily, she won me $80 in the 3 hands she played before she realized what she did. :cue Adam's heart attack face:

You know the bolded part is pure bullshit right? Just checking.Good morning to the rest of you. I gave the ol' twig and berries a very nice clean up last night with a beard trimmer. Straight fuckin studly I am.

[mrdannyg 274]

I can't follow a simple conversation.

A bit mean, but there you go.

You know the bolded part is pure bullshit right? Just checking.Good morning to the rest of you. I gave the ol' twig and berries a very nice clean up last night with a beard trimmer. Straight fuckin studly I am.

damn. now i've gotta walk into a lecture on stoachistic something or other with a huge friggin boner.

[MisterB 2]

1 - holy crap that's a good score. almost Zimmer-good (i'm guessing, since apparently he is on a queer golf scholarship).

well heres the thing. I could try to give you the numbers but basicially I missed 4 greens, got up and down once which leaves me with 39 putts. I should be in the neighborhood of 30 or less. Which would have been good for a 69- 3 deep. I had a 3putt from inside of 3 feet for bogey on a par5, granted it was a downhill slider but when you have ballstriking days like that you should be sub par.I putted awfully

[ajs510 122]

You know the bolded part is pure bullshit right? Just checking.

No, I'm naive and mostly retarded and clueless when it comes to being lied to by women. Ask anyone.

[MisterB 2]

No, I'm naive and mostly retarded and clueless when it comes to being lied to by women. Ask anyone.

Im still trying to figure out why you got so mad when you put your money in on a draw, and so did he and his draw hit. And you proceeded to throw something and take a walk.Did you do the "WE MUST PROTECT THESE BLINDS"click clack routine?

[turd ferguson 1]

Why does my name keep randomly appearing, yet I have no f'ing clue what is going on?

Listen up. We'll talk about you whenever we damn well please. Savvy?

No, I'm naive and mostly retarded and clueless when it comes to being lied to by women. Ask anyone.

You're clueless about women? What the hell are you doing in here?

[kers2 0]

You know the bolded part is pure bullshit right? Just checking.Good morning to the rest of you. I gave the ol' twig and berries a very nice clean up last night with a beard trimmer. Straight fuckin studly I am.

Be a man and bic the berries

1. (explanation for BJ, LeftyPhil, Zim, and probably Adam) well heres the thing. I could try to give you the numbers but basicially I missed 4 greens, got up and down once which leaves me with 39 putts. I should be in the neighborhood of 30 or less. Which would have been good for a 69- 3 deep. I had a 3putt from inside of 3 feet for bogey on a par5, granted it was a downhill slider but when you have ballstriking days like that you should be sub par.Tough luck man2. (for everyone else) I putted awfully

FYP

[leftygolfer 7]

I hit 14/18 greens and shot 78. Well done sir. Win any $$$?Lefty- I love your random good morning posts, tell us about your day, and dissappear for the next week. I was in FL last week for 4 days with the gf. Not good at multi-tasking so I drop in early and at lunch. I am not funny so it's just a few thoughts here and there.

1 - holy crap that's a good score. almost Zimmer-good (i'm guessing, since apparently he is on a queer caddie scholarship).

FYPPhucking Phil Mickelson and DiMarco lost their first match at the Ryder Cup this morning. I don't have a good feeling about the US chances.

[ajs510 122]

Im still trying to figure out why you got so mad when you put your money in on a draw, and so did he and his draw hit. And you proceeded to throw something and take a walk.Did you do the "WE MUST PROTECT THESE BLINDS"click clack routine?

I'm a volatile asshole, need I say more?Oh, and I bet my draw, he called his. Big difference.

[turd ferguson 1]

Be a man and bic the berries

I buzzed them first really short, and then went over them with a bic. NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!

[kers2 0]

Phucking Phil Mickelson and DiMarco lost their first match at the Ryder Cup this morning. I don't have a good feeling about the US chances.

Damn you LeftyPhil (both of you). Dont you know that some of us are lazy fucks that dont have to work so are watching it on tape right now!!!I'm just kidding I'd still hit it[/ color]

[MisterB 2]

Yeah I didwe play a 5-5-10 with $2 junk birdies and greenies on 3s and 5sI won the fron 4-2 for $10 and the back 3-1 for another $10 and had 4 dots for a nice $38 profit which basicially paid for the round.Im thinking about playing today in a pretty big game at a club in stratford. They do groups of 4 -6-10 groups on fridays- and everyone has a quota which mine is 22 points. Its a tough course but they way Ive been playing i can shit out 22 points in my sleep. They do a 5-5-10 with $2 birdies. But youre playing against 5-9 other teams. It could get expensive

[kers2 0]

I buzzed them first really short, and then went over them with a bic. NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!

CHLOROPHYLL??? MORE LIKE BOROPHYLL!!!

[Bizzle 0]

Phucking Phil Mickelson and DiMarco lost their first match at the Ryder Cup this morning. I don't have a good feeling about the US chances.

That's like...the worst possible pairing for both of them. Why DiMarco hasn't been paired with Woods and Mickelson with Campbell just astounds me.

[turd ferguson 1]

CHLOROPHYLL??? MORE LIKE BOROPHYLL!!!

Do you have any more gum, more gum, more gum, more gum? Do you have any more gum?

[mk 11]

That's like...the worst possible pairing for both of them. Why DiMarco hasn't been paired with Woods and Mickelson with Campbell just astounds me.

this is the only reason golf is mildly interesting:

[kers2 0]

That's like...the worst possible pairing for both of them. Why DiMarco hasn't been paired with Woods and Mickelson with Campbell just astounds me.

The American captains havent been the smartest in their pairings. Last Ryder Cup they paired Lefty/Tiger for what they thought was a super team, but they hate each other and ended up losing all their matches. So now they are pairing Lefty/DiMarco because they actually get along, neverminding how their games fit together. The Europeans are masters at that, and the Americans are still learning

[mk 11]

adam, i know u hate zach braff, but man...i really think you'd like scrubs. the humor of that show is so sick thread. especially the early episodes (now airing on comedy central, 7:00-8:00 p.s. est).