Dub2131 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 You have officially been in a similar situation as senior Zuma himself has.No, I did not have sex with a herpes infested girl.That I know of.umm...Hence the reason I'm at home and not out drinking with them. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Note: the broad doesn't even wear the yellow STD hat out in public. Shady.Yellow STD hat?Someone care to enlighten me here? I'm scared. Hold me. Not in a sexual way. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Yellow STD hat?Someone care to enlighten me here? I'm scared. Hold me. Not in a sexual way.Well I'll only tell you if it can be in a sexual way....A few years ago MTV, i think, put out a big ad campaign where it was like a school gymnasium and they were giving out shirts/hats that said STD on them to people with STDS with the message being something along the lines of "It's not always this easy to tell if somebody has STDS....use a condom" Link to post Share on other sites
Dub2131 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Well I'll only tell you if it can be in a sexual way....A few years ago MTV, i think, put out a big ad campaign where it was like a school gymnasium and they were giving out shirts/hats that said STD on them to people with STDS with the message being something along the lines of "It's not always this easy to tell if somebody has STDS....use a condom"I didn't remember it was MTV, I just remembered the yellow hat.I guess it was effective though; I'm not out getting herpes now, am I? Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Well I'll only tell you if it can be in a sexual way....That goat is so freakin' cute. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 That goat is so freakin' cute.You know just the way to talk to this farm kid Link to post Share on other sites
gdaddy84 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 just got 2nd in a 180 4 + .40. my first mtt ft. go me. now im gonna go have snorth blow off a little boys *** crack Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 just got 2nd in a 180 4 + .40. my first mtt ft. go me. now im gonna go have snorth blow off a little boys *** crackcongrats, nice score. Link to post Share on other sites
Dub2131 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Fellow accountants: check out the "Dodging Taxes" thread in General. Wow. It has to be a joke, right? Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Fellow accountants: check out the "Dodging Taxes" thread in General. Wow. It has to be a joke, right?I actually open up general and the first thread I see is 'what kind of handgun should I buy?'. Link to post Share on other sites
Dub2131 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 I actually open up general and the first thread I see is 'what kind of handgun should I buy?'.And you said...? Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 ajhsklfdjakljfdkljasfd I misclicked in a SNG and minraised when I wanted to push. Obv I lose when K8 gets the right odds to call and hit a fucking K.Sigh... Link to post Share on other sites
gobears 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 1st hand of a PLHE sat - it figuresPokerStars Game #6374496206: Tournament #32330774, $9.00+$0.90 Hold'em Pot Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2006/09/22 - 01:18:00 (ET)Table '32330774 5' 9-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: Heinjer (2000 in chips) Seat 3: Roundballer6 (2000 in chips) Seat 4: WildWWW (2000 in chips) is sitting outSeat 5: maxthecat (1000 in chips) is sitting outSeat 6: pogo (1000 in chips) Seat 7: Karlheinz (1000 in chips) Seat 8: gobears (2000 in chips) Seat 9: 1Aronshd (1000 in chips) Roundballer6: posts small blind 10WildWWW: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to gobears [Kd Kh]maxthecat: folds pogo: folds Karlheinz: folds gobears: raises 50 to 701Aronshd: folds Heinjer: folds Roundballer6: folds WildWWW: calls 50*** FLOP *** [4h Tc Qs]WildWWW: checks gobears: bets 125WildWWW: calls 125*** TURN *** [4h Tc Qs] [Js]WildWWW: checks gobears: bets 300WildWWW: calls 300*** RIVER *** [4h Tc Qs Js] [2h]WildWWW: bets 540gobears: calls 540*** SHOW DOWN ***WildWWW: shows [2s 2d] (three of a kind, Deuces)gobears: mucks hand WildWWW collected 2080 from pot Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 1st hand of a PLHE sat - it figuresPokerStars Game #6374496206: Tournament #32330774, $9.00+$0.90 Hold'em Pot Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2006/09/22 - 01:18:00 (ET)Table '32330774 5' 9-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: Heinjer (2000 in chips) Seat 3: Roundballer6 (2000 in chips) Seat 4: WildWWW (2000 in chips) is sitting outSeat 5: maxthecat (1000 in chips) is sitting outSeat 6: pogo (1000 in chips) Seat 7: Karlheinz (1000 in chips) Seat 8: gobears (2000 in chips) Seat 9: 1Aronshd (1000 in chips) Roundballer6: posts small blind 10WildWWW: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to gobears [Kd Kh]maxthecat: folds pogo: folds Karlheinz: folds gobears: raises 50 to 701Aronshd: folds Heinjer: folds Roundballer6: folds WildWWW: calls 50*** FLOP *** [4h Tc Qs]WildWWW: checks gobears: bets 125WildWWW: calls 125*** TURN *** [4h Tc Qs] [Js]WildWWW: checks gobears: bets 300WildWWW: calls 300*** RIVER *** [4h Tc Qs Js] [2h]WildWWW: bets 540gobears: calls 540*** SHOW DOWN ***WildWWW: shows [2s 2d] (three of a kind, Deuces)gobears: mucks hand WildWWW collected 2080 from potdu8de that fu'ckin sucks dude but he question is can u do a barrel roll? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 I'm pretty sur eI 've had too much to drink tonight. But, I was e-val'd from Ouch, he said I'm THE pro railer, since he toook first in his sng.hmm, I'm not tired, where the hell is everyone?I'm here playin on pokerstars The_Napap_Don come an difn me Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Why is everyone drunk except me? I feel like I should go get a beer to fit in. Or 6 shots. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 I WINPokerStars Game #6374886652: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2006/09/22 - 02:11:47 (ET)Table 'Attica II' 6-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: boggsaramus ($13.99 in chips) Seat 4: stereotype6 ($3.96 in chips) Seat 5: The_Napa_Don ($3.21 in chips) Seat 6: henrywise ($4.99 in chips) The_Napa_Don: posts small blind $0.01henrywise: posts big blind $0.02*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to The_Napa_Don [7d 2h]boggsaramus: folds stereotype6: calls $0.02The_Napa_Don: calls $0.01henrywise: checks *** FLOP *** [5c 8h 2c]The_Napa_Don: checks henrywise: checks stereotype6: checks *** TURN *** [5c 8h 2c] [3h]The_Napa_Don: checks henrywise: checks stereotype6: bets $0.04The_Napa_Don: calls $0.04henrywise: calls $0.04*** RIVER *** [5c 8h 2c 3h] [Td]The_Napa_Don: checks henrywise: checks stereotype6: bets $0.12The_Napa_Don: calls $0.12henrywise: folds *** SHOW DOWN ***stereotype6: shows [Jh Qh] (high card Queen)The_Napa_Don: shows [7d 2h] (a pair of Deuces)The_Napa_Don collected $0.42 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $0.42 | Rake $0 Board [5c 8h 2c 3h Td]Seat 1: boggsaramus folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: stereotype6 (button) showed [Jh Qh] and lost with high card QueenSeat 5: The_Napa_Don (small blind) showed [7d 2h] and won ($0.42) with a pair of DeucesSeat 6: henrywise (big blind) folded on the River Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Damn, damn, damn. There are so many way I want to respond to this, but pretty much all of them make me look bad, so I won'tI'm opening my last beer, then I'm going to bed.You might as well respond to it like you wanted to, then plead drunkeness if questioned later. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 I'm pretty sur eI 've had too much to drink tonight. But, I was e-val'd from Ouch, he said I'm THE pro railer, since he toook first in his sng.hmm, I'm not tired, where the hell is everyone?not bad not bad. PPSux referred to me as the "best fanboy ever" though, so we'll need to have a nude jell-o wrestling match as a tiebreaker.i spent all night playing Super Mario 3 for the original Nintendo and playing dominoes. Apparently, I'm still amazing at both. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 I WINPokerStars Game #6374886652: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2006/09/22 - 02:11:47 (ET)Table 'Attica II' 6-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: boggsaramus ($2399 in chips) Seat 4: stereotype6 ($1396 in chips) Seat 5: The_Napa_Don ($1321 in chips) Seat 6: henrywise ($899 in chips) The_Napa_Don: posts small blind $5henrywise: posts big blind $10*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to The_Napa_Don [7d 2h]boggsaramus: folds stereotype6: calls $10The_Napa_Don: calls $5henrywise: checks *** FLOP *** [5c 8h 2c]The_Napa_Don: checks henrywise: checks stereotype6: checks *** TURN *** [5c 8h 2c] [3h]The_Napa_Don: checks henrywise: checks stereotype6: bets $20The_Napa_Don: calls $20henrywise: calls $20*** RIVER *** [5c 8h 2c 3h] [Td]The_Napa_Don: checks henrywise: checks stereotype6: bets $60The_Napa_Don: calls $60henrywise: folds *** SHOW DOWN ***stereotype6: shows [Jh Qh] (high card Queen)The_Napa_Don: shows [7d 2h] (a pair of Deuces)The_Napa_Don collected $210 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $210 | Rake $3 Board [5c 8h 2c 3h Td]Seat 1: boggsaramus folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: stereotype6 (button) showed [Jh Qh] and lost with high card QueenSeat 5: The_Napa_Don (small blind) showed [7d 2h] and won ($210) with a pair of DeucesSeat 6: henrywise (big blind) folded on the Rivernow go post it in strat Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Well, what I was going to say was, I'm sure you'd fit quite nicely assuming you're not built like Naked Cowboy, but I'm sure somehow, someone, will turn that comment around on me. Buuuuuuuuut do i care?? Nope!I think this is a shot at my manhood, but I can't tell. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Hola Compadres,Como estan ustedes. Yo soy emborachado, y you quiero Senor Mexico en mi dormitorio.Adios muchachos. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 now go post it in stratWill do? Whic one?Ther'es like ab illion? I should post it ian all Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Will do? Whic one?Ther'es like ab illion? I should post it ian allI heart the fuck out of Drunk Napa. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Will do? Whic one?Ther'es like ab illion? I should post it ian allthe one where i changed it to look like 5/10 NL Link to post Share on other sites
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