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I hate children. They bother me.
I love children. They taste like chicken.
I hate you.CrackofmyACE told me they added Wings 1&2 to the set list...I cried, because I could have gone.
They did and it was amazing and the entire place sang "give me my wings" at the top of their lungs with Maynard and we all kinda had a moment there.Excuse me while I get a tissue.Actually, that did happen and it was cool, not emotional. Great, great show.
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I love children. They taste like chicken.They did and it was amazing and the entire place sang "give me my wings" at the top of their lungs with Maynard and we all kinda had a moment there.Excuse me while I get a tissue.Actually, that did happen and it was cool, not emotional. Great, great show.
Wish I coulda been there. Friggin friends and their jobs.
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Matty why the hell do I not see you and CDubb at the bottom? It just says me and Keith and Keith's not saying anything.Are you hiding from me? Was the crying phone call at 2am a bit too much? Oh damn, I knew it was too much.
No, it was the voicemail where you kept making all those weird references and telling me you wanted to eat my fingers.
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Hopefully. Actually had such an interesting day, that I'm writing a journal entry instead of boring you guys.
dude, no. just no.
18 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)GO OUT TO THE BAR!!!! IT'S A THURSDAY NIGHT!!!
aahhhhh, those who can stay up later than 10 on a thursday night. I remember those days. kind of.
and i'm pretty sure that my very shy, straight-laced, math/econ grad student (asian) of a roommate just came home stoned, and is ****ing his male friend.interesting.
I have never once used this "internetism" due to my hatred of all things abbreviated for convinience on the internet, but now I feel that I have found the one and only place that I can and absolutely should use it... WTF?
Yeah...make sure you tell the girls they are +ev. That gets the females moist in seconds.
Absolutely. And if you break up with a girl, and tell her she's -ev... oooohhh man. Haha, boy do they get mad... heh, oh. wait.Also, why does everybody get on this thread at the specific times when I'm not able to? This is becoming a huge problem. So uh, time to change your schedules to suit mine guys. You know you want to.
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Also, why does everybody get on this thread at the specific times when I'm not able to? This is becoming a huge problem. So uh, time to change your schedules to suit mine guys. You know you want to.
Fight the power, post from work like the rest of us. I'm only on sparingly at night, and I'm getting sloppy tonight so I won't be around. You're on this hizzy way too early in the morning for me...hell, I drove myself all the way to work and I'm still half asleep.
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posting fools, the lot of you.I told a girl that I like her as much as an oesfd, she blew me in the bathroom.
Sometimes, not often, but sometimes I truly miss being single. Waiting on baited breath for Zimm's trip report from last night, I'm thinking the fact that he wasn't posting a bad beat story is a good sign.
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Well tonight I"ve done a power hour and I'km waiting for some chicks from some sorority across the street to come over and party. I may be getting laid tonight, let's hopwe so.
new odds are 8:1 in zim's favour.i hope zim is kicking a girl to the curb as we speak.
I finally found someone worse at limit than me
I reccomend just calling the 3-bet on the flop, since usually someone with an overpair won't lead into you on the turn if you cap, and the board is totally safe.that isn't true if he's a crazy spewer, as he seems to be.
dude, no. just no.
ha, yeah. don't worry though, part of my journal entry was me realizing that they're not really necessary any more.oh, and i was right. my roommate's 'friend' left around 10am.who woulda thunk it?
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My wife went to Colorado for a wedding wednesday afternoon, and instead of boarding the dog, just left him in the bathroom with a lot of food and water for 36 hours until I got home from my trip. Dog was fine when I got there, I cleaned up his messes and went to poker night. When I got home and got in bed to go to sleep, he was so paranoid that I was going to leave him for a long time again, he tried to sleep pretty much on top of me all night. Consequently, I slept like crap because I kept having to move the dog off of me. After the few hours of sleep I got on wednesday before getting up at 4:30 and last night, I feel like I got hit by a bus. Thank dog I'm going to go play a 12 hour session of 2-5 tonight.

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Waiting on baited breath for Zimm's trip report from last night, I'm thinking the fact that he wasn't posting a bad beat story is a good sign.
new odds are 8:1 in zim's favour.i hope zim is kicking a girl to the curb as we speak.
Let me go ahead and ruin the ending...he didn't get laid. There was this one girl that he played drinking games with for a while, but she ended up going to a bar after a while.
My wife went to Colorado for a wedding wednesday afternoon, and instead of boarding the dog, just left him in the bathroom with a lot of food and water for 36 hours until I got home from my trip.
I know they aren't allowed, but this warrants it: :club:
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Let me go ahead and ruin the ending...he didn't get laid. There was this one girl that he played drinking games with for a while, but she ended up going to a bar after a while.
I agree he didn't get laid, but I doubt a 17 year old virgin has enough game to talk to a college girl that is old enough to go to the bar or experienced enough to have a fake ID.
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*giggle*edit: i mean...*manly guffaw*
what does it say about me that i only typed "ahem" so i could be quoted, and hopefully, e-validated.lots positive? good, thought so.tough break for zimmy, but rhinestone nailed it. luckily, he'll get better with practice and be nailing bar-going sluts in no time.on that note, is there progress in getting him a fake ID? if not, why not?
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My wife went to Colorado for a wedding wednesday afternoon, and instead of boarding the dog, just left him in the bathroom with a lot of food and water for 36 hours until I got home from my trip. Dog was fine when I got there, I cleaned up his messes and went to poker night. When I got home and got in bed to go to sleep, he was so paranoid that I was going to leave him for a long time again, he tried to sleep pretty much on top of me all night. Consequently, I slept like crap because I kept having to move the dog off of me. After the few hours of sleep I got on wednesday before getting up at 4:30 and last night, I feel like I got hit by a bus. Thank dog I'm going to go play a 12 hour session of 2-5 tonight.
Dude, not cool. You can't do that kind of thing to a dog, it's not like a cat who can be perfectly fine as long as there's food and water. Dogs need their routine, and if it gets broken (or in this case, totally shattered) they develop major abandonment issues. I know it wasn't you, but the chickie can't do that again. Have a friend come over, leave him with your parents, anything other than locking him in a bathroom for a day and a half.
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what does it say about me that i only typed "ahem" so i could be quoted, and hopefully, e-validated.
it says you're live everyone else here
luckily, he'll get better with practice and be nailing bar-going sluts in no time.on that note, is there progress in getting him a fake ID? if not, why not?
Either that or he'll start an online journal about the fact that he never gets sexed.
Dude, not cool. You can't do that kind of thing to a dog, it's not like a cat who can be perfectly fine as long as there's food and water. Dogs need their routine, and if it gets broken (or in this case, totally shattered) they develop major abandonment issues. I know it wasn't you, but the chickie can't do that again. Have a friend come over, leave him with your parents, anything other than locking him in a bathroom for a day and a half.
Seriously...I broke out the smilie for a reason. This was just absolutely horrible to do to a dog. 36 hours locked in a bathroom? Wow.
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Morning everyone. Been busy. Really lame. Erik, if you read this, I'm going to Iowa City this weekend for the Iowa/Iowa State game. (My gf went to Iowa.) I thought of you as I packed this morning. Poker forum man love. It gets in your psyche.

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what does it say about me that i only typed "ahem" so i could be quoted, and hopefully, e-validated.lots positive? good, thought so.tough break for zimmy, but rhinestone nailed it. luckily, he'll get better with practice and be nailing bar-going sluts in no time.on that note, is there progress in getting him a fake ID? if not, why not?
I was going to come up with some bullshit philosiphy on his maturation process.But actually all I need to say is STOP BEING THE FUCKING NICE GUY! because no girl is ever going to say "me? well tonight im going to fuck the nice guy" You need to become someone youre not and enjoy every second of it.MDG, i think i missed that, but are you saying your male roomate had a guy over and he left at 10am?
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Morning everyone. Been busy. Really lame. Erik, if you read this, I'm going to Iowa City this weekend for the Iowa/Iowa State game. (My gf went to Iowa.) I thought of you as I packed this morning. Poker forum man love. It gets in your psyche.
I'm seriously considering goin to this game to tailgate
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