speedz99 145 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Eh, he's decent. Def. not my favorite.It grinds my gears that anyone I like could think he is anything but a completely unfunny asshat.edit: do you know he's not even Mexican...and that Ned Holness is his real name? Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 It grinds my gears that anyone I like could think he is anything but a completely unfunny asshat.edit: do you know he's not even Mexican...and that Ned Holness is his real name?Are you fucking kidding me.Fuck that then.I'm really mad and not just trying to please Matt[orami?/color] Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Are you fucking kidding me.Fuck that then.Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Thank you.I have a friend that thinks it's funny to quote him.I may punch him in the throat and tell him that he's a fake. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I have a friend that thinks it's funny to quote him.I may punch him in the throat and tell him that he's a fake.Everything about that guy sucks. Who changes their name and creates an act just so he can pretend he's Mexican for some lame jokes? He thinks he's edgy, but talking about the difference between races isn't always funny...his skits are just sad.I'm drunk, so I'm not getting my point across very well...but you get the idea. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 It grinds my gears that anyone I like could think he is anything but a completely unfunny asshat.I used that line at work today. I feel like our souls are mating. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I used that line at work today. I feel like our souls are mating.So it's OK to use that line in real life?Sweet... Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 So it's OK to use that line in real life?Meh, it's always ok to use obscure TV show references in real life. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Everything about that guy sucks. Who changes their name and creates an act just so he can pretend he's Mexican for some lame jokes? He thinks he's edgy, but talking about the difference between races isn't always funny...his skits are just sad.I'm drunk, so I'm not getting my point across very well...but you get the idea.There's a really funny routine by Bill Hicks where he totally rips into Jay Leno for selling out and Leno was upset because they had been friendsThe guy sucks but he was like 17th of 18 childrenI'm all about comedians with principles but are you saying you wouldn't choose to be a sucky rich comedian as opposed to a nothing loserThat doesn't excuse him stealing jokes but ... Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 i agree with you except the turn - i can't fold trips with no raise on the flop but i can't raise with a 2 kicker - what would you have done there?three bet it Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 three bet itreally when i've been raised and i have a two kicker - i know i shouldn't have played it but given that i have A2 Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 It grinds my gears that anyone I like could think he is anything but a completely unfunny asshat.edit: do you know he's not even Mexican...and that Ned Holness is his real name?yea, he's like half honduran, which I think is the only thing he's been honest about. He's funny like 5% of the time. There have been a few things of his that have made me chuckle, but almost all of the time I just sit there and shake my headreally when i've been raised and i have a two kicker - i know i shouldn't have played it but given that i have A2more often then not you'll have heard from a ace on the flop. That flop gets raised by someone with an ace like almost all of the time Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 more often then not you'll have heard from a ace on the flop. That flop gets raised by someone with an ace like almost all of the timeWish I had the restraint to play SH for more than an hour. It'd be nice to show my winrate over longer periods of time. No idea how to stop myself from tilting. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 God Dammit.C-Dubb goes out in 2nd and my entry for the Neg-O is gone.Bad beat. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 God Dammit.C-Dubb goes out in 2nd and my entry for the Neg-O is gone.Bad beat.Yeppp, it was pretty ghey. I think he was the same guy that I had dead to rights earlier in the tourney with AJ vs A7 and we chopped when the board double paired.Oh well, can't complain. That was the best tournament poker I think I've ever played, and my deepest finish to date. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Yeppp, it was pretty ghey. I think he was the same guy that I had dead to rights earlier in the tourney with AJ vs A7 and we chopped when the board double paired.Oh well, can't complain. That was the best tournament poker I think I've ever played, and my deepest finish to date.I still changed the sig as a consolation prize. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I still changed the sig as a consolation prize.I'm honored. Thank you sir. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I'm honored. Thank you sir.What was the cash?LORI- oh LORRRRIIIII smell another SIG/AV/TITLE bet for this weekends game? We look to be pretty even matched so far.BTW I need another running back if anyone has anythingI finished 7th in the morning tournament at foxwoods on Wednesday. My highest live cash, actually its my only live cash. 100 entered $100 (80+20) and I win $271. I never had my entire stack on the line till the final hand when I get called down with AK the whole way. oesd + flush and im vommiting when he flips his cards. 1st was 2500+ And Ill never play the tourney again for the meer fact that I have never seen so many bad beats in my life for such a top heavy prize structure.Hows everyones night going? Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 What was the cash?$460 Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 $460Very niceAnd a congrats to you sir Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Very niceAnd a congrats to you sirThanks bud... definately a good night. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 16 User(s) are reading this topic (13 Guests and 1 Anonymous Users)2 Members: MisterB, Naked_CowboySorry Im gunshy in front of all these people.But I was in the shitting thread with clonie glowen so that might help Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I finally found someone worse at limit than mePokerStars Game #6292056064: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2) - 2006/09/15 - 04:05:18 (ET)Table 'Sinope IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: rediska ($50 in chips) Seat 2: keith crime ($156.50 in chips) Seat 3: WaffeHo ($42.50 in chips) Seat 4: MTC37 ($40 in chips) Seat 6: jackdog ($15 in chips) WaffeHo: posts small blind $0.50MTC37: posts big blind $1vampyrv: sits out *** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to keith crime [5d 4d]jackdog: folds rediska: folds keith crime: calls $1WaffeHo: raises $1 to $2MTC37: folds keith crime: calls $1*** FLOP *** [3s 6d 2c]WaffeHo: bets $1keith crime: raises $1 to $2WaffeHo: raises $1 to $3keith crime: raises $1 to $4Betting is cappedWaffeHo: calls $1*** TURN *** [3s 6d 2c] [Th]WaffeHo: bets $2keith crime: raises $2 to $4WaffeHo: calls $2*** RIVER *** [3s 6d 2c Th] [Ad]WaffeHo: bets $2keith crime: raises $2 to $4WaffeHo: raises $2 to $6keith crime: raises $2 to $8Betting is cappedWaffeHo: calls $2*** SHOW DOWN ***keith crime: shows [5d 4d] (a straight, Deuce to Six)WaffeHo: mucks hand keith crime collected $36 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $37 | Rake $1 Board [3s 6d 2c Th Ad]Seat 1: rediska folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: keith crime (button) showed [5d 4d] and won ($36) with a straight, Deuce to SixSeat 3: WaffeHo (small blind) mucked [As 2h]Seat 4: MTC37 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: jackdog folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 lucky cuntWanna smell the panties?It was an amazing show. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Wanna smell the panties?It was an amazing show.I hate you.CrackofmyACE told me they added Wings 1&2 to the set list...I cried, because I could have gone. Link to post Share on other sites
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