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Well tonight I"ve done a power hour and I'km waiting for some chicks from some sorority across the street to come over and party. I may be getting laid tonight, let's hopwe so.
1. Power hour is nice, but century club is better.2. I wish I was you.3. Sorority accross the street?4. Impress them with your many leather bound books.5. Get off the damn internet and go get wasted with these chicks.
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1. Power hour is nice, but century club is better.2. I wish I was you.3. Sorority accross the street?4. Impress them with your many leather bound books.5. Get off the damn internet and go get wasted with these chicks.
I was about to post about this, but figured you'd take care of it. Lover.
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Well tonight I"ve done a power hour and I'km waiting for some chicks from some sorority across the street to come over and party. I may be getting laid tonight, let's hopwe so.
Sorority girls are +ev buddy, we're all pulling for you
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I post on an NFL forum where they have a different forum for every team, and lets just say the Raiders forum is chaos. All the Raider fans are panicking and all the other teams fans are piling on. I know its probably going to be a long season but it still is only one game
Ya, the first weekend of football around the entire NFL was like preseason. The Radiers have some good talent, and they have Art Shell, so you never know. Denver and KS didn't look so great either. I mean, Trent Green had a terrible game, he really needs to focus next week.(too soon?)
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i should have folded pre flop but i'm on a rushi didn't raise the river becuase it was so weird i was like jesus does he have pocket 4s AQ and i figured he had an ace
You first make the mistake of making a real bad PF limp, but you compounded it immensly by not three betting the river. Rarely will you lose the hand, sometimes you will win outright, and most of the time you will chop. You have to be good 75% of the time to three bet the river, you are definetly at least chopping that amount of the time. Personally I don't believe in playing rushes because really all it does is make it okay to play bad poker. Its a rationalization that really needs to end. Each hand is its own seperate thing and the only thing that goes together in a session is teh people. The cards are their own seperate entity and limping PF with a hand like that is a major leak, especially in short handed. In short handed LHE you need to maximize you hands all the time as the swings are nuts, and while a good player's edge is higher then in FR, so is the varience because you have to play more hands in a attacking manner. So by taking in the mistakes you made in this hand, you are putting yourself at a disadvantage before you even see the flop. PF mistake, okay, we can deal with this as long as post flop is played perfectly. River mistake, that is awful because you have to maximize value when it presents itselfedit: o crap, I didn't even see the awfulness that was teh turn. yea, you butchered this hand on every street except for the flop. everything I said above still applies
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Yeah...make sure you tell the girls they are +ev. That gets the females moist in seconds.
Fact.Oh to be young and in love again. Or at least young, wasted, and hanging with some sorority chicks.
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Personally I don't believe in playing rushes because really all it does is make it okay to play bad poker.
I love people that play rushes. I used to see it all the time in the casino near my house during tourist season in AZ. I'd sit at a 3-6 table and see someone with $400, playing every hand because he's on a rush. Inevitably, he would go broke before I left for the evening.
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hmm...with you around maybe I should start playing LHE again...
and I need to start playing NL again and start actually playing donkaments. I pwn the party speed sngs though when I still had an account on party. Absolute getting me to start playing those was probably the only decent thing he did on this forum
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Well tonight I"ve done a power hour and I'km waiting for some chicks from some sorority across the street to come over and party. I may be getting laid tonight, let's hopwe so.
I suggest drinking games.ps. I'm going to smoke, brb.
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and I need to start playing NL again and start actually playing donkaments. I pwn the party speed sngs though when I still had an account on party. Absolute getting me to start playing those was probably the only decent thing he did on this forum
I've always done well on the party sngs...but get really bored with them....like with every game. Over the last year I'll increase my roll, get bored with whatever game I've been playing, and try something else. Then I'd lose my winnings and build back up, just to get bored again.The bad news is over a year (playing only a few hours per week) I'm barely over break-even. The good news is that now I can play pretty much every game proficiently.Now I just need to pick one.
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edit: o crap, I didn't even see the awfulness that was teh turn. yea, you butchered this hand on every street except for the flop. everything I said above still applies
i agree with you except the turn - i can't fold trips with no raise on the flop but i can't raise with a 2 kicker - what would you have done there?
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wacky tobaccy?
Is there any other kind?
obviously drinking games...until the girls are unable to withstand your awkward virginal advances.
That's just crazy enough to work.ps. my dogs farts smell exactly like broccoli. exactly.
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ps. my dogs farts smell exactly like broccoli. exactly.
what kind of dog?i need some weed...it's been three months since i smoked. i have a feeling next time i do it i'll have a good old-fashioned freak out.
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i need some weed...it's been three months since i smoked. i have a feeling next time i do it i'll have a good old-fashioned freak out.
Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
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what kind of dog?i need some weed...it's been three months since i smoked. i have a feeling next time i do it i'll have a good old-fashioned freak out.
Yellow lab.89701270_m.jpg3 months is a long time.
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Yellow lab.89701270_m.jpg3 months is a long time.
Are you the one that won't read Marley and Me because your dog is about to die?
No....stop......think of the children.....
I hate children. They bother me.You know who else I hate? Carlos Mencia (aka Ned Holness)/.
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Are you the one that won't read Marley and Me because your dog is about to die?I hate children. They bother me.You know who else I hate? Carlos Mencia (aka Ned Holness)/.
No, I read it about a year ago. I cried. Hold me.agreed.
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No, I read it about a year ago. I cried. Hold me.agreed.
I cried too. My girlfried mocked my tears. Have you read A Dog Year? Not as good, but still an entertaining read for dog lovers (especially lab or border collie owners).I'm almost drunk...at the stage where I need to decide if opening another bottle is a good idea. I think it might just be...
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I cried too. My girlfried mocked my tears. Have you read A Dog Year? Not as good, but still an entertaining read for dog lovers (especially lab or border collie owners).I'm almost drunk...at the stage where I need to decide if opening another bottle is a good idea. I think it might just be...
A Dog Year eh? I'll have to check it out.I think opening another bottle is an excellent idea.
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