tyfgine 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 You guys write too much for me to catch up on, so in the lazines spirit of this thread(also my life) I'll just read this page. I went to a class tonight, and completely ignored the good-looking blond girl sitting on my left, and chatted up the marginally-attractive brunette instead. She told me of a party on saturday, which of course involved me getting her phone number as well.She's definitely the type of girl that I probably should toss it in.I believe you already know what to do.Is Kers around? I really want to bash on the Raiders. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 yea, that warm feeling was me making a mess of myself. damnso it went well then.BEN, you old such and such! Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Damnit, my package is at your building speedz. For some reason Amazon decided to ship it to my old apartment despite me having updated all my information before ordering. Now I'm on hold with a call center in India. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Now I'm on hold with a call center in India.Tell Rajeesh and the boys I say hi.Want me to pick up the package for you? I'll send it to your new address...with that new-spunk smell included free of charge. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 so it went well then.BEN, you old such and such!Matt, you're a dirty whore, but you're MY dirty whore, and I love it.I'm moving into the beach house tomorrow and I'm erect with anticipation. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Matt, you're a dirty whore, but you're MY dirty whore, and I love it.I'm moving into the beach house tomorrow and I'm erect with anticipation.You may have a beach house, but I have a tiki room.[icansaythisbecauseyoucantseeit]I hate my life[/iwanttodie] Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Tell Rajeesh and the boys I say hi.One of the best quotes ever(from memory, drunk memory):Stony: Hey Kashmir, Rajeesh. How long for the burrito?Kashmir: One minute.Rajeesh: 2 minute.Stoney: Well which one is it, one or two?Rajeesh: One minute, thirty second....with that new-spunk smell included free of charge.Since when? Give me my $3.95 back jerk. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 http://www.geocities.com/roping_man/Book1.xlsMy results for these since I started playing less than week ago, granted they're only the $4.40 ones but I hope to build my initial $100 into enough to play the $22's.Edit: Link should work nowNice.That's what I'm hoping to do, it would be nice to tell the parents that I payed for my apt. through poker. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Is Kers around? I really want to bash on the Raiders.Pile on bro, just busted out of the 20k on party in 70th with KQs vs QJo all in preflop so I'm riding high Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 One of the best quotes ever(from memory, drunk memory):Stony: Hey Kashmir, Rajeesh. How long for the burrito?Kashmir: One minute.Rajeesh: 2 minute.Stoney: Well which one is it, one or two?Rajeesh: One minute, thirty second.Since when? Give me my $3.95 back jerk.I love Indians. And burritos.Well, for once jumping in limits with no regard to bankroll worked out for me. Just won $100 in $200 PLO8. If only I had the patience to build a roll so I could play that game regularly...I can't believe how bad they are up there. Possibly worse than at $25 and $50. Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Wow, I love amazon customer service. They're picking up the one they sent to the wrong place and are in the meanwhile shipping me a replacement via 2-day shipping. No fuss, less than a minute on hold, and while the woman was hard to understand, she took care of the problem very quickly. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Pile on bro, just busted out of the 20k on party in 70th with KQs vs QJo all in preflop so I'm riding highJust kidding man, their offense ... uh defense ... umm quarterback ... kick return guy looked ok. How bout that third quarter, when the Chargers ran the ball 20 times in a row. That was probably the gayest thing I have ever seen. Well, maybe not the gayest this I have ever seen, but for most people ... well, you know what I mean. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 can anyone explain this?PokerStars Game #6290559939: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2) - 2006/09/15 - 00:23:48 (ET)Table 'Lydia IV' 6-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: keith crime ($140.75 in chips) Seat 3: Cucc ($59.75 in chips) Seat 4: tolstavasky ($39.50 in chips) Seat 5: pocketpinoy ($21 in chips) Seat 6: pkrprncss666 ($43 in chips) tolstavasky: posts small blind $0.50pocketpinoy: posts big blind $1QUAHOGGER: sits out *** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to keith crime [Ad 2c]pkrprncss666: folds keith crime: calls $1Cucc: calls $1tolstavasky: folds pocketpinoy: checks *** FLOP *** [4c Qd As]pocketpinoy: checks keith crime: bets $1Cucc: calls $1pocketpinoy: folds *** TURN *** [4c Qd As] [Ac]keith crime: bets $2Cucc: raises $2 to $4keith crime: calls $2*** RIVER *** [4c Qd As Ac] [4s]keith crime: bets $2Cucc: raises $2 to $4keith crime: calls $2*** SHOW DOWN ***Cucc: shows [Ts Kh] (two pair, Aces and Fours)keith crime: shows [Ad 2c] (a full house, Aces full of Fours)keith crime collected $20.50 from potkeith crime said, "?"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $21.50 | Rake $1 Board [4c Qd As Ac 4s]Seat 1: keith crime showed [Ad 2c] and won ($20.50) with a full house, Aces full of FoursSeat 3: Cucc (button) showed [Ts Kh] and lost with two pair, Aces and FoursSeat 4: tolstavasky (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: pocketpinoy (big blind) folded on the FlopSeat 6: pkrprncss666 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Woo Hoo!I cracked the top 10 posters.My moment of e-glory has come. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 can anyone explain this?PokerStars Game #6290559939: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2) - 2006/09/15 - 00:23:48 (ET)Table 'Lydia IV' 6-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: keith crime ($140.75 in chips) Seat 3: Cucc ($59.75 in chips) Seat 4: tolstavasky ($39.50 in chips) Seat 5: pocketpinoy ($21 in chips) Seat 6: pkrprncss666 ($43 in chips) tolstavasky: posts small blind $0.50pocketpinoy: posts big blind $1QUAHOGGER: sits out *** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to keith crime [Ad 2c]pkrprncss666: folds keith crime: calls $1Cucc: calls $1tolstavasky: folds pocketpinoy: checks *** FLOP *** [4c Qd As]pocketpinoy: checks keith crime: bets $1Cucc: calls $1pocketpinoy: folds *** TURN *** [4c Qd As] [Ac]keith crime: bets $2Cucc: raises $2 to $4keith crime: calls $2*** RIVER *** [4c Qd As Ac] [4s]keith crime: bets $2Cucc: raises $2 to $4keith crime: calls $2*** SHOW DOWN ***Cucc: shows [Ts Kh] (two pair, Aces and Fours)keith crime: shows [Ad 2c] (a full house, Aces full of Fours)keith crime collected $20.50 from potkeith crime said, "?"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $21.50 | Rake $1 Board [4c Qd As Ac 4s]Seat 1: keith crime showed [Ad 2c] and won ($20.50) with a full house, Aces full of FoursSeat 3: Cucc (button) showed [Ts Kh] and lost with two pair, Aces and FoursSeat 4: tolstavasky (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: pocketpinoy (big blind) folded on the FlopSeat 6: pkrprncss666 folded before Flop (didn't bet)fold PF, seriously. 99% of the time don't ever open donk in SHLHE. any why aren't u three betting the river? Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 can anyone explain this?No, I have no idea why that guy called with A2 offsuit. weird. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 fold PF, seriously. 99% of the time don't ever open donk in SHLHE. any why aren't u three betting the river?i should have folded pre flop but i'm on a rushi didn't raise the river becuase it was so weird i was like jesus does he have pocket 4s AQ and i figured he had an ace Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Just kidding man, their offense ... uh defense ... umm quarterback ... kick return guy looked ok. How bout that third quarter, when the Chargers ran the ball 20 times in a row. That was probably the gayest thing I have ever seen. Well, maybe not the gayest this I have ever seen, but for most people ... well, you know what I mean.They didnt even need to pass thats the sad thingI thought everyone knew that going into the game but their defense still wouldnt put 8 in the box in the first quarter. 120 something LT yards later they were already out of the gameEdit: Yea Brad you really do play pretty loose pf from all the hands I've seen you post Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 They didnt even need to pass thats the sad thingI thought everyone knew that going into the game but their defense still wouldnt put 8 in the box in the first quarter. 120 something LT yards later they were already out of the gameTrue, still, that was some boring football. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Well tonight I"ve done a power hour and I'km waiting for some chicks from some sorority across the street to come over and party. I may be getting laid tonight, let's hopwe so. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 can anyone explain this?Bad limp, weak turn, horrible river. Wait, you mean him?(zing...except about three posts too late)fold PF, seriously. 99% of the time don't ever open donk in SHLHE. any why aren't u three betting the river?hmm...with you around maybe I should start playing LHE again... Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Well tonight I"ve done a power hour and I'km waiting for some chicks from some sorority across the street to come over and party. I may be getting laid tonight, let's hopwe so.I dont wanna count eggs, but this could be a momentous occassion. I really am like excited and pulling for you lol Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Well tonight I"ve done a power hour and I'km waiting for some chicks from some sorority across the street to come over and party. I may be getting laid tonight, let's hopwe so.He's growing up so fast... Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Well tonight I"ve done a power hour and I'km waiting for some chicks from some sorority across the street to come over and party. I may be getting laid tonight, let's hopwe so.I'm pullin for ya kid. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 True, still, that was some boring football.I post on an NFL forum where they have a different forum for every team, and lets just say the Raiders forum is chaos. All the Raider fans are panicking and all the other teams fans are piling on. I know its probably going to be a long season but it still is only one game Link to post Share on other sites
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