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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Probably one of the strangest experiences of my senior year in high school was being amongst a group of like 30 people who watched this ridiculously hot freshman girl get nailed at a party by a dirtbag from my graduating class. Ah, good memories.
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Was she aware she was putting on a show or were you all hiding in the bushes like the verizon network?
It'd be pretty sweet if it was a verizon job, but no, she was just really, really slutty.She got together with the guy who sat behind me in my calc class, so I got to hear about the absurd things she and him did. Handcuffing, threesomes, etc.. I was pretty jealous, but I don't seriously think I'd be happy with a girl like that outside of the sex. How do you trust someone who slept with like 15 guys before she made it to 15 years of age?
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It'd be pretty sweet if it was a verizon job, but no, she was just really, really slutty.She got together with the guy who sat behind me in my calc class, so I got to hear about the absurd things she and him did. Handcuffing, threesomes, etc.. I was pretty jealous, but I don't seriously think I'd be happy with a girl like that outside of the sex. How do you trust someone who slept with like 15 guys before she made it to 15 years of age?
You dont, you just bang her... and all her hot friends, and all of their hot friends...
Goddammit, rookie msitake. Danedced with some chick for like 20 minutes tonigtht and didn't even teget a number or anything.Full Story at 11, I gotta pass out now.
You gotta crawl before you walk, and walk before you run
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I'd just like to say that I just had a great session of $100 NL in my first real try at it. Snapped off two river bluffs, had a couple of great bluff work out, and in general did very nicely. Ended up $60 in an hour of play.Now if I can only keep my focus for more than an hour at a time...and figure out how to play NL on four tables.

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Goddammit, rookie msitake. Danedced with some chick for like 20 minutes tonigtht and didn't even teget a number or anything.Full Story at 11, I gotta pass out now.
There are still plenty of beautiful babies out there. You're money and you don't even know it.
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Goddammit, rookie msitake. Danedced with some chick for like 20 minutes tonigtht and didn't even teget a number or anything.Full Story at 11, I gotta pass out now.
Perfect...you played it cool. Although you need to realize that in college you're not going for the number...you're trying to get her *** back to your bed.
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I'd just like to say that I just had a great session of $100 NL in my first real try at it. Snapped off two river bluffs, had a couple of great bluff work out, and in general did very nicely. Ended up $60 in an hour of play.Now if I can only keep my focus for more than an hour at a time...and figure out how to play NL on four tables.
I know everyone says how annoying LHE is, how it's impossible to bluff and all... but if you are having trouble with NL, you should seriously consider limit. I cannot play NL cash well at all on more than one table (I get way too clicky) but I do pretty well at LHE. One retarded mistake doesn't have you playing the next hour trying to get even. But I'm sure you've considered this alternative before.
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Perfect...you played it cool. Although you need to realize that in college you're not going for the number...you're trying to get her *** back to your bed.
I know, but to come away with nothing after that much work is depressing.**** it I giot class tomorrow at `1 and I need sleepLater yhall
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Perfect...you played it cool. Although you need to realize that in college you're not going for the number...you're trying to get her *** back to your bed.
QFT. Gotta strike the right balance between being too eager and being too passive. When in doubt, watch the 40-year old virgin bookstore scene.
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I know everyone says how annoying LHE is, how it's impossible to bluff and all... but if you are having trouble with NL, you should seriously consider limit. I cannot play NL cash well at all on more than one table (I get way too clicky) but I do pretty well at LHE. One retarded mistake doesn't have you playing the next hour trying to get even. But I'm sure you've considered this alternative before.
This is pretty much me in a nutshell. Except for the talent gap
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On the bubble right now, but I'm second to last in chips, just trying to hold on.....
I'll sweat you in like 20 minutes. I found your table, but I really, really need to get ready for sleep. It's 3:40 and I have class at 9.
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Perfect...you played it cool. Although you need to realize that in college you're not going for the number...you're trying to get her *** back to your bed.
Exactly. And you're not going to call her the next day anyways. Thats the whole point.And seriously, somebody tell me about this other Shake.... somebody playing poker using my screen name? This could completely ruin my reputation. Especially if they're good.
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SHAAAAAAAAAAKE!What are you still doing up? I'm drunk and vulnerable, take advantage of me!
haha, woke up an hour ago. I'm a working stiff now.Stiff. There you go.
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Bah! I know I reached rock bottom when even horny-toad Shake can't give me a good pick up line.Must be time for bed.
yeah, 6 am usually isn't my best hour for e-picking up on womenstrange, I know
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Hey Dub...give us an update. What page are you up to now?
Page 380. I've slacked off a little the past couple days. Which I thought was to be expected. I'll get there. All this talk of people not posting and closing the thread worries me though - it would figure I'd get all the way through then everyone would be gone.But I'm just a worrier, I guess. That's why my friends call me Whiskers.
Exactly. And you're not going to call her the next day anyways. Thats the whole point.
I actually usually tried to pull the exacta, hookup and digits. That way next time I was loaded I could take another shot at that deliscious poon tang pie, and look like a good guy doing it, because "hey, I actually called her back."Operative word: tried.
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