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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Honestly Chris, I doubt that's why he's not posting. It's probably for the same reasons we've all had at one time or another, this thread has become pretty stale. It's just not as fun as it used to be. I'm a flirt, it's what I do, you guys are e-gay, it's what you do. Even that has stopped though. When Timmy was here there wasn't an ass joke to be missed.
I just think the thread is different...not necessarily stale. Thank dog you don't flirt as much as you used to, and I think it's ok that we sometimes go 4-5 posts without an e-gay joke. The honeymoon's over, and now everyone just hangs out when they get a chance.Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
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I just think the thread is different...not necessarily stale. Thank dog you don't flirt as much as you used to, and I think it's ok that we sometimes go 4-5 posts without an e-gay joke. The honeymoon's over, and now everyone just hangs out when they get a chance.Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
Can we fight about it on the way down to one of the casinos this weekend?
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fagala
Everyone gets picked on here. I've been called fat 2985 times on this site, and I used to be highly sensitive about it but I managed to get over it.
FYP...too good to pass up fatso.
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It's not worth it dude. I are one. Lobotomies are more exciting - during and after.
I really have no intention of changing. Me and math don't get along so well.Flight 93 is on, and I'm torn if I should watch it.BTW, nice sig Shake.
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Let's see, how should I formulate the new story?
We all take our lumps here, thats the way it is.carry on
Honestly Chris, I doubt that's why he's not posting. It's probably for the same reasons we've all had at one time or another, this thread has become pretty stale. It's just not as fun as it used to be. I'm a flirt, it's what I do, you guys are e-gay, it's what you do. Even that has stopped though. When Timmy was here there wasn't an ass joke to be missed.
geez, the drama, I love to post here but my boss has been an ******* and i'm really good at my job so i don't have time. I miss it every day
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geez, the drama, I love to post here but my boss has been an ******* and i'm really good at my job so i don't have time. I miss it every day
do like I do... skim over stories that could be funny, completely skip anything poker related, and stop at all pictures (hopefully to catch a new glimpse of Hobbes' wife's juggs)
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Can we fight about it on the way down to one of the casinos this weekend?
I'll be in Scottsdale this weekend, sorry. Unless you want to fly down and go to Casino AZ with me...
Your welcomefagalaFYP...too good to pass up fatso.
perfection
oh, check the new sig. I giggled.
meh...the negroids can have the jew broads.
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ah the story of my days...........dang huge beat in a sng and low in chips but I see therinn down there and have confidence in my skill and Shake for a little luck!
I needed some of Shake's luck when I got my money in with KK vs AK. That's the second 180 I've busted out of today when AK caught against KK.On the bright side, this Miller guy on my fantasy team has made two receptions. Gobears is going down.
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I needed some of Shake's luck when I got my money in with KK vs AK. That's the second 180 I've busted out of today when AK caught against KK.
wait, Shake's luck? are you guys talking about me or is there someone else named Shake?
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Honestly Chris, I doubt that's why he's not posting. It's probably for the same reasons we've all had at one time or another, this thread has become pretty stale. It's just not as fun as it used to be. I'm a flirt, it's what I do, you guys are e-gay, it's what you do. Even that has stopped though. When Timmy was here there wasn't an ass joke to be missed.
I know, but I prefer to believe it revolves around me. I don't have much in this life, give me this one.
FYP...too good to pass up fatso.
oh Jeffrey, all the drinking and whatnot, we'll pass each other going in opposite directions of the scale someday
oh, check the new sig. I giggled.
much love
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geez, the drama, I love to post here but my boss has been an ******* and i'm really good at my job so i don't have time. I miss it every day
ditto.I'm so glad it's football season, I love watching those large sweaty men get physical.This game is like a preseason game though.
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ditto.I'm so glad it's football season, I love watching those large sweaty men get physical.This game is like a preseason game though.
Federer vs Blake was better tv. I really like Blake, but Federer is just in another league. Blake played with a ton of heart and Federer played some of the sloppiest tennis I've seen him play, and yet he was never in any sort of danger.
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I'm pretty sure you have zero discipline, so thats not saying much. Thanks though, we'll see.
Thanks, Chris. I'm good. How nice of you to ask. I noticed you weren't around much lately. We've missed you. Well, I've missed you. You know. Been a pleasure chatting with you. We should do this again soon. You know I adore you. Okay, see ya' later, Sweetheart.jThat's the conversation I'm gonna pretend we had. You're nicer in my head.
geez, the drama, I love to post here but my boss has been an ******* and i'm really good at my job so i don't have time. I miss it every day
How did I get lumped in with the drama? I was telling my "I'm a dumbass" story. I thought you'd appreciate the rewrite with the legend of Randy Reed thrown in. For once, I was not in the drama. That was just those 2 queens Peter and Chris. Not me.
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Who the hell in Team Herman?
Napa, I believe. Night fuckerings...see you tomorrow. I just wanted to catch up so I can effectively pretend to work tomorrow. I think its only a matter of time before there's a rumor that I'm actually Shake...we never seem to be here at the same time...ever. Coincidence?G'Night.
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I actually thought shake was Tim, oh well.and as for the thing with Peter, I actually don't care. I just wanted to get that one nugget off my chest. Other than that, I've got no issues. Overalso of note, after 6 wins in a row last year, I almost forgot what it is like to be Dolphins fan. Tonight was an unpleasant reminder.

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I actually thought shake was Tim, oh well.and as for the thing with Peter, I actually don't care. I just wanted to get that one nugget off my chest. Other than that, I've got no issues. Overalso of note, after 6 wins in a row last year, I almost forgot what it is like to be Dolphins fan. Tonight was an unpleasant reminder.
But hey, at least they won a lot of people money, my brother included.Although he hedged it like a pansy.
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Federer vs Blake was better tv. I really like Blake, but Federer is just in another league. Blake played with a ton of heart and Federer played some of the sloppiest tennis I've seen him play, and yet he was never in any sort of danger.
Fun match to watch.I wish I had more to say than that...but I don't.
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