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And Randy just boned me. Literally. Pick up QQ with 2 open pushes in front of me.. I'm short on chips and really have no choice.. I move in, Randy re-raises, and shows KKI hate you dad. I wish I was never born!

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Yeah, Neg-O was kinda up and down. I was chip leader from early on till it was down to about 15. Up and down from there and seacucumber got me on the end AQo vs 77. Funny thing is I always play these things. The competition is really good for a $10 tourney and makes the others I play seem silly in comparison. I used to do really good making the top ten in the first few quarters, 2nd overall once but was on a bad run in them for a few months lately. I realized the bad run was due to me drinking a few beers on the way home from work, having a few before the tourney and then being pretty much gone halfway through it. 2 weeks ago I didn't drink and placed 6th out of 165. Last week I went out 60th but was really card dead the whole night. Tonight was 5th out of 113. It does reaffirm my skilz some but a little higher finish would have been nice. I need to make another final table in the next 3 weeks to get in money though.

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Yeah, Neg-O was kinda up and down. I was chip leader from early on till it was down to about 15. Up and down from there and seacucumber got me on the end AQo vs 77. Funny thing is I always play these things. The competition is really good for a $10 tourney and makes the others I play seem silly in comparison. I used to do really good making the top ten in the first few quarters, 2nd overall once but was on a bad run in them for a few months lately. I realized the bad run was due to me drinking a few beers on the way home from work, having a few before the tourney and then being pretty much gone halfway through it. 2 weeks ago I didn't drink and placed 6th out of 165. Last week I went out 60th but was really card dead the whole night. Tonight was 5th out of 113. It does reaffirm my skilz some but a little higher finish would have been nice. I need to make another final table in the next 3 weeks to get in money though.
Believe it or not, I've made the most money at poker while drunk. I'm not so delusional as to think that it helps my game, but this can't have just been random coincidence and luck. Maybe I play too tight when I'm sober?... nah
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Good job CDubb with the Jay-Z quotes. I am proud. You ball for real them niggas is Sam Bowie

Few days? What gives?I am concouring with kers that I shouldnt have broken ebonics so easily, nor should I have stopped the racist comments, but what can you do. If he got my IP banned that = no more MisterB.
Yea it wasnt worth it to get banned, but my point is why have a gimmick account and go for the ebonics then abandon it so quick. It was funny but had more potential.
I could get TBG banned tonight in general by saying I think daniel is racist by being the token white guy by saying "but my best friends are black"
As far as this goes... Hilarious
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Good job CDubb with the Jay-Z quotes. I am proud.
They say the neva really miss you til you dead or you gone, so on that note I'm leavin afta this song...Now if you can't respect that, ya whole perspective is whackMaybe ya love me when I fade to black...[/end quotefest]
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Sidenote: Finally got around to reading Adam's Vegas trip report and now I only have one thing to say...Adam, I now hate you. I officially got over my desire to go to Vegas and drop a grand on gambling and hookers food, but now your story has brought that all back. Bastarding.Glad you had a good time bossman.

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Sidenote: Finally got around to reading Adam's Vegas trip report and now I only have one thing to say...Adam, I now hate you. I officially got over my desire to go to Vegas and drop a grand on gambling and hookers food, but now your story has brought that all back. Bastarding.Glad you had a good time bossman.
You and me both brother, I can't wait to go back. Sick Thread WSOP Trip, next year. Start saving kiddies...we're invading.
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You and me both brother, I can't wait to go back. Sick Thread WSOP Trip, next year. Start saving kiddies...we're invading.
I missed the trip report bc I didnt want to do 40pgs of catchup after a long weekend away. Link or pg number please so I can get pissed/depressed reading it?
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