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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Amélie Mauresmo has to either be on or have done every steroid in the book.Chad Vader 3 is not funny.I'm wearing pants, but not a shirt.
There is random steroid testing in the WTA and ATP with major career ending penalties for even first offenses. Ask Guillermo Canas who was given a 2 year suspension, which is a death sentence of a tennis career, for a substance that is not a steroid but is a diuretic sometimes used to mask other substances. They didn't find a banned substance but found something that could have been suspicious and he was banned for 2 years. He has since fought that suspension and won but it took an entire year of his tennis career to do it. He will not be allowed to play again until after the US Open. He was forced to miss an entire year of play and wil not make the Masters Series Championships in November because of it. Nobody can be sure what amount of money that overturned suspension cost him. The damage to his reputation is obvious.All of this to say, I doubt Mauresmo is on any banned substance. Perhaps she has higher levels of testosterone than other women. Could possibly kill 2 birds with one theory-stone so to speak there. If she does have naturally occurring levels of testosterone higher than normal it would account for her square jaw which makes her look less feminine. Might have something to do with her sexual orientation too.I started to end this post here but I can't end it without a "sooooo good looking" for NC.2nd edit - Since someone said TPIWWP here you go. Be careful what you wish for._42049734_mauresmo203.jpg
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Today's dinosaur comic was very informative.I may have a new embarrassing sex story in a few days.
Few days? What gives?I am concouring with kers that I shouldnt have broken ebonics so easily, nor should I have stopped the racist comments, but what can you do. If he got my IP banned that = no more MisterB.I could get TBG banned tonight in general by saying I think daniel is racist by being the token white guy by saying "but my best friends are black"Think that would get a response?
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Few days? What gives?I am concouring with kers that I shouldnt have broken ebonics so easily, nor should I have stopped the racist comments, but what can you do. If he got my IP banned that = no more MisterB.I could get TBG banned tonight in general by saying I think daniel is racist by being the token white guy by saying "but my best friends are black"Think that would get a response?
I dunno, but it was a pretty decent alter-ego anyway.
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I dunno, but it was a pretty decent alter-ego anyway.
I caved in too early. I shouldve called him out a little more because he was getting pissed.I think he read through this thread and picked it up though.Ideas for a thread in general that would set off the fire alarms?Turd I know you have an idea or two
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I could get TBG banned tonight in general by saying I think daniel is racist by being the token white guy by saying "but my best friends are black"Think that would get a response?
I've said way worse things than that in General. They won't ban you.
I dunno, but it was a pretty decent alter-ego anyway.
By "pretty decent" you mean "uninventive and overall annoying" right? It was a decent concept, but gimmick accounts are played out, and you could have come up with a better name than TBG.
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By "pretty decent" you mean "uninventive and overall annoying" right? It was a decent concept, but gimmick accounts are played out, and you could have come up with a better name than TBG.
It's too bad you were on haitus when I did my gimmick account. It was uncharacteristically funny.
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First I need to find a waste treatment facility. Then a date. THEN the hilarity ensues.
Sounds fun. Call me and we'll double.
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Ahh college, day 2 of class and I have a 2 page essay due on Monday.
You little bastard. In my MBA bullshit we had an assignment due the first day of class and a 5 minute presentation with a 2 page memo summarizing recommendations from a 50 page case due the second day of class. And because our teacher cold called someone and they didn't know the answer we have a quiz tomorrow, so now I can't go out tonight. I hope you die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
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If youre a man and are not watching Maria Sharapova playing right now you are missing out on prime time masturbating opportunities.Nothing better than staring at those legs while she moans so loudly youd think she was recieving not a serve, but my perfectly average penis.

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If youre a man and are not watching Maria Sharapova playing right now you are missing out on prime time masturbating opportunities.Nothing better than staring at those legs while she moans so loudly youd think she was recieving not a serve, but my perfectly average penis.
what the hell man what channel?nevermind, found itBALLS
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If youre a man and are not watching Maria Sharapova playing right now you are missing out on prime time masturbating opportunities.Nothing better than staring at those legs while she moans so loudly youd think she was recieving not a serve, but my perfectly average penis.
It's not like Tatiana Golovin is ugly or anything either.*Edit cause I forgot the rules._40954891_golovin_getty_245x300.jpg
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I missedthe Mansion Steelers bet last night by 15 minutes. That's a bummer, man.I'm off to throw one, then walk the dog.good luck.

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I missedthe Mansion Steelers bet and saved myself the hassle of putting 1100 on a site then having to wait weeks to get the same 1100 back because with big ben out Pit has no chanceI'm off to watch Maria Sharapova grunt and moan while masterbating, then walk the dog with the potassium filled man juice still dangling from my sweaty abdomenI hope I have good luck tonight in not getting caught by the neighbor who oh by the way runs the local PTA.
Sounds fun
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Hey bastages.Any Neg O donks tonight?
Me. Forgot I registered and came back from being away with QQ. raised/called a shortstack push, got sucked out on. doubled up with KK.. but still short. Randys at my table though which is cool
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