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Dear all, In a few hours I will be leaving town for good. It's about 2-1 that I end up in Colorado Springs, though, part of me is thinking I might just drive and drive until I find a town I like. We'll see though. Either way, best of luck to all of you until I manage to get back on here. Thanks again for the advice and what not. Take it easy,Erik
Good Luck Eric. We'll miss you. Come back soon.
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Dear all, In a few hours I will be leaving town for good. It's about 2-1 that I end up in Colorado Springs, though, part of me is thinking I might just drive and drive until I find a town I like. We'll see though. Either way, best of luck to all of you until I manage to get back on here. Thanks again for the advice and what not. Take it easy,Erik
If you pass Silver City make sure and give it a try. I hear it's beatiful year round. Tell Joe, Clem, Brandy, and the gang I say hello.
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What a novel and quaint rationalization, pardon me as I completely ignore it in favor of pants-free laziness.
Amen to that. After having to get up early and wear pants for about an hour or so, I've been pantsless and playing sit n go's all day
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I've decided to take the almight Kers' advice and start posting in other threads with Jay Z quotes in honor of the new av.
Niggaz can cross the T's and, dots the I'sNow that I got too popular to cop them piesI'm takin this rap shit serious, to my demiseJay shit's like cake mix, watch me rise
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Niggaz can cross the T's and, dots the I'sNow that I got too popular to cop them piesI'm takin this rap shit serious, to my demiseJay shit's like cake mix, watch me rise
And all you otha cats throwin shots at Jigga, ya'll only get half a bar.Fuck yall niggas.
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If ya'll don't like me, blow me. wait.
I'm the compadre, the Sinatra of my day. Old blue eyes mah nigga, I did it my way. If ya'll not rollin wit Hov then hit the highway
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Okies aren't much for sharing, I take it? Clearly you haven't considered what a tasty sandwich that would make...
That's why Royal should get in line. You're pantsless, I'm pantsless. Add Royal and I get to be the peanut butter.Side note - Safin/Haas might be the most entertaining match of this entire tournament thus far. I am, of course, a bit deeper involved in it than the casual viewer but it's still gotta be in the top 5.
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If ya'll don't like me, blow me. wait.
Nice.In other news, I assume cynicalness comes with getting older. My Comm. professor may be the most cynical person I know.
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That's why Royal should get in line. You're pantsless, I'm pantsless. Add Royal and I get to be the peanut butter.
I tend to get greedy though, so he shouldn't be too disappointed if he's not allowed to play for the first couple of seconds minutes hours days weeks.
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i think a digital camera, some ice cubes, and a nine iron would do the trick
And a buffalo, live or stuffed. Preferably stuffed for safety's sake.I called in sick again, bitches. And I'm hungover. I don't know if this technically violates the not using sick days when actually sick rule, and don't particularly care to think about it right now. I am thinking that I remember why I usually stick to beer, though.
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