I Called In Sick Today

[dms26 3]

It would also be pretty tough, since 98% of Jay-Z lyrics just talk about how awesome he is, which really wouldn't fit in to many conversations all that well."Hey CW, what's up?""I check chedda like a food inspector""........."

actually that would be pretty hilarious

[CardWarfare 4]

I just saw the greatest "This is SportsCenter" commercial of all time. It involved Peyton and Eli Manning. I wont ruin it... Hilarity ensues!The genius of it all

I re-read that and realized it is pretty funny. I'll throw the quotes in at random times.. It'll be like a ninja attack.

[CardWarfare 4]

actually that would be pretty hilarious

HOV been about that dough since I was a day old.

[kers2 0]

Matt2,I'm a little disappointed that you broke ebonics so quickly in the TBG's thread. One comment from Royal and you were flustered, then it obvioux went downhill from there. You could have said you were nameliss' cousin or something and just rolled with it.Love,BJEdit: Awwwwwww when did that get closed??

HOV been about that dough since I was a day old.

That is one fine looking ninja

[ajs510 122]

Yeah, but he's a jew, so shouldn't that cancel out that I'm a female?

Only if you can get him to say "eggplant".

[ajs510 122]

hmmm, now I have to think of ways to out-smart Matt and get him to say that.

Tip: Guys will do absolutely anything if you promise them road head. It's a genetic and scienterrific fact.

[kers2 0]

There is too much testerone in here. We need more females in this thread, at least they flirt with me occassionally.

You say this about every month, but we all know you dont want the attention taken away from you if *GASP* she turned out to be hotter than you

[missIdaho 1]

Tip: Guys will do absolutely anything if you promise them road head. It's a genetic and scienterrific fact.

:taking notes:yo

There are plenty of women on this forum that are hotter than me, I wouldn't be jealous at all. I encourage it, actually.

not really

[CardWarfare 4]

You say this about every month, but we all know you dont want the attention taken away from you if *GASP* she turned out to be hotter than you

response 1- A little healthy competition never hurt anyone...response 2- You know I fuck em hug em love em leave em but I don't fuckin feed em.

[therrinn 0]

Lolli,Comcast local occasionally shows the Heartland Poker tour tournaments. From what I've seen, the people are really really bad. Most likely a very + EV tournament.

[missIdaho 1]

I'm looking for information on some new Ceasar's casino off the shore of Florida that I believe is opening this month. Anybody know anything about it?

[speedz99 145]

There is too much testerone in here. We need more females in this thread, at least they flirt with me occassionally.I'll put your theory to the test.Dear Matt, If you say eggplant, I promise to give you the best road head of your life.Love, Lori

I don't believe you.

[mk 11]

I know, I've seen it, it's pretty bad. I'm not playing in it but I think it would be cool to see some others play. Anyone interested, I'll get your rooms comped.

Tourneys are for suckers. Where do I sign up?

[insano 0]

How shall I make a believer out of you?

i think a digital camera, some ice cubes, and a nine iron would do the trick

[ajs510 122]

I know, I've seen it, it's pretty bad. I'm not playing in it but I think it would be cool to see some others play. Anyone interested, I'll get your rooms comped.

I'm down, just need the where and when.

[ajs510 122]

Late October

Sucks, thats when the WPT in Niagara Falls is, and I really want to take a shot at that.

[dms26 3]

I'm looking for information on some new Ceasar's casino off the shore of Florida that I believe is opening this month. Anybody know anything about it?

East coast? Is it a boat?

[speedz99 145]

i think a digital camera, some ice cubes, and a nine iron would do the trick

couldn't have said it better myself

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

I just saw the greatest "This is SportsCenter" commercial of all time. It involved Peyton and Eli Manning.

QFT...

[renaedawn 1]

You can hold meand by me, i mean my testicles

So good looking.You asked for it.

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

Dear all, In a few hours I will be leaving town for good. It's about 2-1 that I end up in Colorado Springs, though, part of me is thinking I might just drive and drive until I find a town I like. We'll see though. Either way, best of luck to all of you until I manage to get back on here. Thanks again for the advice and what not. Take it easy,Erik

[CardWarfare 4]

Dear all, In a few hours I will be leaving town for good. It's about 2-1 that I end up in Colorado Springs, though, part of me is thinking I might just drive and drive until I find a town I like. We'll see though. Either way, best of luck to all of you until I manage to get back on here. Thanks again for the advice and what not. Take it easy,Erik

GL in your travels Erik. I'm ridiculously jealous, but planning my getaway (at least a temporary one) as we speak.

[tall0n 1]

Dear all, In a few hours I will be leaving town for good. It's about 2-1 that I end up in Colorado Springs, though, part of me is thinking I might just drive and drive until I find a town I like. We'll see though. Either way, best of luck to all of you until I manage to get back on here. Thanks again for the advice and what not. Take it easy,Erik

Fair winds, Following seas!

[ajs510 122]

I can't believe its only 1:15pm, this day is draaaaaaaggggggggggiiiiinnnnnng.

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

Dear all, In a few hours I will be leaving town for good. It's about 2-1 that I end up in Colorado Springs, though, part of me is thinking I might just drive and drive until I find a town I like. We'll see though. Either way, best of luck to all of you until I manage to get back on here. Thanks again for the advice and what not. Take it easy,Erik

Good luck