Habs Fan 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 It's become apparent that today is officially "pick on Lori day". Nice, I was hoping I'd get my very own holiday, thanks for making that possible.You gonna cry sucky baby? Huh? Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 It's become apparent that today is officially "pick on Lori day". Nice, I was hoping I'd get my very own holiday, thanks for making that possible.I'd like to point out that I haven't picked on you once today. I think I deserve a BJ or six. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Oh... you're a fine one to talk.I never complain about the attention.That being said, I bid you all a fond farewell Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 It's become apparent that today is officially "pick on Lori day". Nice, I was hoping I'd get my very own holiday, thanks for making that possible. you know it's all in good fun. i'm just really bored and all the jokes about everyone else are played. habs has hott man calves; ron likes the yankees; danny/jeff/bizzle are real gay, not e-gay; speedz is tiki-gay; idaho buys motorcycles; adam likes hockey; blah, blah, blah. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I'd like to point out that I haven't picked on you once today. I think I deserve a BJ or six.Well we all know Lori can handle that much blow but I question your endurance Adam. I mean, six? Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 You know where I live...I'll check to see if the neighborhood whore is home. (Does every neighborhood have one of these or am I just lucky?)Thanks, but I think I'll take a pass on my turn to ride the village bicycle. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Hey, you guys have your embarassing "I couldn't seal the deal" stories, I have my "Sex is awesome while using blow" stories.Yeah? Well ours are funnier (and much sadder). Pfft. Bitch. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Hey, you guys have your embarassing "I couldn't seal the deal" stories, I have my "Sex is awesome while using blow" stories.I have "I couldn't seal the deal while using blow" stories... Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Hey, you guys have your embarassing "I couldn't seal the deal" stories, I have my "Sex is awesome while using blow" stories.What about "I couldn't seal the blow deal" stories? Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 cubs sorryThat being said, I bid you all a fond farewell Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I feel like I've accomplished something today. I've (in the span of three hours):-Went to class (w/o being coerced)-Took a nap-Read for class-Organized my iTunesI'm deserving of a BJ. Is Matt1 here? Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 What about "I couldn't seal the blow deal" stories?How about I made a deal to blow a seal stories? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I feel like I've accomplished something today. I've (in the span of three hours):-Went to class (w/o being coerced)-Took a nap-Read for class-Organized my iTunesI'm deserving of a BJ. Is Matt1 here?Um...hi. Before we get started, you should know that I'm a biter. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Um...hi. Before we get started, you should know that I'm a biter.God dammit.In other non e-gay news, I have to go to class, so I'm out. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 i'm still pretty sad about the croc hunter.someone (male) hold me. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 i'm still pretty sad about the croc hunter.someone (male) hold me.Come here you, I'll speak in an Aussie accent if it makes you feel better Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Come here you, I'll speak in an Aussie accent if it makes you feel betterIn honor of your new avatar, I would love for you to talk in only Jay-Z quotes but that would rob everyone else of laughter Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Come here you, I'll speak in an Aussie accent if it makes you feel betterit would, thank you. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 How about I made a deal to blow a seal stories?No, that's just ice cream... Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 Also, is anyone else sick of this fucking toolbag Nobles on the WSOP coverage?Edit: Aaaaaaaaaaand he sucks out again with a horrid call vs. Danzer's KKYes.Oh, my random highlight of the weekend. There are 2 girls in our class in our house. Both are attractive, especially by U of M standards. One of them had their boyfriend from high school up for the night on Sunday. Typical football guy, super competitive, and thinks he's the greatest at ping pong. We play, and I beat him 3 games straight when we were sober. We take a break, and he wants a rematch when I'm about 7 beers deep. I go down, and kick his ass twice more when I was pretty drunk.Still no sex.Next time I'm due for a sig change, this is it... nh.Thank you.everyone please look at and acknowledge mewhy are you all looking at me?Funny. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 In honor of your new avatar, I would love for you to talk in only Jay-Z quotes but that would rob everyone else of laughterIt would also be pretty tough, since 98% of Jay-Z lyrics just talk about how awesome he is, which really wouldn't fit in to many conversations all that well."Hey CW, what's up?""I check chedda like a food inspector""........." Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I just saw the greatest "This is SportsCenter" commercial of all time. It involved Peyton and Eli Manning. I wont ruin it It would also be pretty tough, since 98% of Jay-Z lyrics just talk about how awesome he is, which really wouldn't fit in to many conversations all that well."Hey CW, what's up?""I check chedda like a food inspector""........."... Hilarity ensues!The genius of it all Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 What ever happened to equal opportunity?You can hold meand by me, i mean my testicles Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 What ever happened to equal opportunity?You're both white, and it kinda dies there... Link to post Share on other sites
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