I Called In Sick Today

[zimmer4141 0]

So Matt, I finally got around to showing this to my husband. His response.....2 monkeys...maybe 3.This turned me on a little.

Only a little? Also, just realized how much having a roommate sucks when you want to rub one out. Meaning I need to get laid this weekend or I might start gettin the shakes.

[Napa_Don 688]

Only a little? Also, just realized how much having a roommate sucks when you want to rub one out. Meaning I need to get laid this weekend or I might start gettin the shakes.

Tell me about it...

[speedz99 145]

Only a little? Also, just realized how much having a roommate sucks when you want to rub one out. Meaning I need to get laid this weekend or I might start gettin the shakes.

Ah, college.You know how I know I'm bored? I just emailed the author of Freakonomics to tell him I think he made an error.

[MisterB 2]

Is it a BYOB nudie bar? If not, it's not truly "dirty nasty." Or awesome.

As a matter of fact it is, and quite a good looking proposal so far. I got to see some which was niceWe finalize the numbers friday.And Zim, socialize. Poker will be there when the girls arent Zing

[rocketpoker828 0]

Tell me about it...

That's why I love my apt. I share it with two other guys, but I have a room to myself.

[keith crime 8]

PokerStars Game #6187200865: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/09/06 - 00:19:18 (ET)Table 'Apollo 11' 6-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: Neab ($95.80 in chips) Seat 2: Hamad_dk ($134.15 in chips) Seat 3: TGRBOB ($67.25 in chips) Seat 4: keith crime ($83.90 in chips) Seat 5: murph0511 ($134.95 in chips) Seat 6: beeds boys ($48.90 in chips) Neab: posts small blind $0.50Hamad_dk: posts big blind $1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to keith crime [6h Qh]TGRBOB: folds keith crime: calls $1murph0511: folds beeds boys: raises $3 to $4Neab: folds Hamad_dk: calls $3keith crime: calls $3*** FLOP *** [Ts Tc Th]Hamad_dk: checks keith crime: checks beeds boys: bets $5Hamad_dk: calls $5keith crime: folds *** TURN *** [Ts Tc Th] [Td]Hamad_dk: checks beeds boys: bets $39.90 and is all-inHamad_dk: calls $39.90*** RIVER *** [Ts Tc Th Td] [5h]*** SHOW DOWN ***Hamad_dk: shows [5s 5c] (four of a kind, Tens)beeds boys: shows [As Js] (four of a kind, Tens - Ace kicker)beeds boys collected $99.30 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $102.30 | Rake $3 Board [Ts Tc Th Td 5h]Seat 1: Neab (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 2: Hamad_dk (big blind) showed [5s 5c] and lost with four of a kind, TensSeat 3: TGRBOB folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: keith crime folded on the FlopSeat 5: murph0511 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: beeds boys (button) showed [As Js] and won ($99.30) with four of a kind, Tens

[speedz99 145]

Dealt to keith crime [6h Qh]keith crime: calls $1

[keith crime 8]

i was mixing up my play - heh

[kers2 0]

Only a little? Also, just realized how much having a roommate sucks when you want to rub one out. Meaning I need to get laid this weekend or I might start gettin the shakes.

Yea dude, you're going to have to cave in and go for the shitter/shower time.But look at it this way. After so many times of doing it there, *insert pornstar name here* will look that much hotter on your computer screen when you do get some time alone with her

[speedz99 145]

C'mon now, if you were truly following the gay sick code, you would just have a competition with your roomies to see who can finish first/shoot furthest.

There's nothing e-gay or homosocial about that...that's just homosexual.

[keith crime 8]

daniel just called a raise and bet the river out of position with two pair vs a straight and is no longer playing tonight

[Dub2131 0]

I've actually been to Front Royal, I spent two horrible weeks in Waynesboro.

Why would one do that to one's self?

As a matter of fact it is, and quite a good looking proposal so far. I got to see some which was niceWe finalize the numbers friday.Zing

Hypothetically, what would one have to do for an invite to the grand opening gala?

[speedz99 145]

****just lost to runner runner flush huge pot all in on flop.why does that happen to me every time i take a shot at the next level?

[tyfgine 0]

I would say Thursday, Friday, and Saturday are tied as the major party night.And for me...Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday were close.

You forgot Sunday.

[Dub2131 0]

Who sings this...Oh baby you, you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend, but you say he's just a friend.

Biz Markie. I remember I saw him at a concert on time and he asked for a girl to sing to, and of course all the girls we like "me me" and he sang.."oh baby you, got a disease, but you say it's just a rash, but you say it's just a rash..."good times.

[speedz99 145]

You forgot Sunday.

I only smoked on Sundays. Usually no drinking. Unless it was football season. Or baseball season. Or in the boring weeks between seasons.

[MisterB 2]

I only smoked on Sundays. Usually no drinking. Unless it was football season. Or baseball season. Or in the boring weeks between seasons.

how much did you lose by "jumping" limits?And yes you are all invited, cover free on our grand opening night.Bar till 2 then BYOB. full nude. We need new girls ASAP any suggestions?

[speedz99 145]

how much did you lose by "jumping" limits?

More than an eighth...less than a quarter. (weed, not my bankroll...the good stuff).I'm in the $20 NL on stars...lori i was too late to get in the stud.edit: By "in" i mean i figured i'd bluff off my stack with 63 on a AAT78 board. After a preflop raise and flop bet you'd think QQ would fold. He must have seen me sweating through my webcam. That's ok...I wanted to go up big quick or get out. Out it is.

[therrinn 0]

Ah, college.You know how I know I'm bored? I just emailed the author of Freakonomics to tell him I think he made an error.

You know how I know I'm a nerd? This is the post from the last two pages that I wanted to reply to the most.What was the error? I really wish I hadn't slacked off in that guy's class as much as I did - he's clearly a genius and actually a good teacher, but there were so many people that wnated to take the course or sit in that I just couldn't be bothered to go and be squashed in an overcrowded room for 100 minutes a lot of the time.

[Dub2131 0]

how much did you lose by "jumping" limits?And yes you are all invited, cover free on our grand opening night.Bar till 2 then BYOB. full nude. We need new girls ASAP any suggestions?

Lolli...?:Idon'tknowherwellenoughbuti'monlyonpage346andstillhopingi'llseeherboobstosaythisface:

[MisterB 2]

Whats amusing is the play between you Biz and Zim and all you are running so horribly it makes me happy to know I gave up online poker.Im thinking about getting evicted from my house so I can move back home and become a fwp. Is 1 hour too far to be a "pro" poker player?Hey MK I think you should start bankrolling people online and make them send you their PR stats. Obviously playing under your name. say 2k to start with the max being 1/2NL with 10 buyins? I could make you 2k looser in the pants!But seriously I really wish I knew now what I didnt know when I started and I would have a car that A ) wasnt made in America B ) didnt have 108546 miles on it and C) would never have played poker online without knowing BR management (which i still dont now)Good night bi/iitches... Its bedtime

[Dub2131 0]

Haha, thanks. I knew someone in here would know. Btw, have you already told us your name?

Please call me Dub, all my friends do. My real name is Marcus, but the etymology of Dub is probably quite boring.

[speedz99 145]

You know how I know I'm a nerd? This is the post from the last two pages that I wanted to reply to the most.What was the error? I really wish I hadn't slacked off in that guy's class as much as I did - he's clearly a genius and actually a good teacher, but there were so many people that wnated to take the course or sit in that I just couldn't be bothered to go and be squashed in an overcrowded room for 100 minutes a lot of the time.

page 149/150. it's not really an error, per say.he's proving a point that a girl would be safer going to a house with a gun than to a house with a swimming pool. but in doing so he's calculating based on the total number of guns in the country, and not adjusting for the fact that most armed houses have multiple weapons. he flip flops back and forth between the girl's safety in the house vs. in the presence of one gun. he ends up stating a number that's way inflated because of this.yes, i was that bored...it had been bothering me for a while, and i happened to see the book on my shelf.

[tyfgine 0]

I need help from anyone. I'm $35 short on Mansion Poker for the $1100 Steelers bet. If anyone wants to trade $35 on Mansion Poker for $35 on Ultimate Bet, I would gladly throw in several BJ's.mrdannyg, are you still here. HELP ME!edit: nevermind, i just flopped a set and got the acct up to 1102.31.GO STEELERS!

[strategy 4]

Watching therrinn nurse a short stack in a 180. I don't know why. He just pulled off a squeeze, so he's not so short anymore.I'm struggling with this paper for my first class tomorrow. The instructor seems to love throwing absurd guidelines at us. If I could find a topic, I'd be done with this in less than half an hour.I had a conversation with a friend tonight that I might be able to use. We were talking about how college tuition rate hikes have turned a college degree into a losing proposition (or at least suboptimal) for some people. My friend has some bias as he did drop out of college but I think the idea has some merit. Counselors and other advisors tell you throughout school that you need to go to college or you're going to be a failure. Will they still say these things when college students are routinely graduating with six-figure debts?