Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Yeah, I actually foresee a hook up in the future. The only problem is, I was hooking up with her best friend for a while, and she dated my best friend for a while. I could care less, but other people sometimes get pissed about that kind of stuff I've learned.Screw them, if you genuinely want a relationship with a girl, the absolute best place to start is a cute girl you're already friends with. Link to post Share on other sites
Dub2131 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Not bad at all. At least not bad story wise. Hook up wise it was pretty horrible. She couldn't have made it much more clear if she was wearing a sandwich sign that said "Fuck Me Please" instead of a prom dress. Did you talk to her much after that?I'm not sure that would've even helped. We actually remained good friends, but there was always the unspoken understanding that there would be no second chance to recover from me dropping the ball. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 3 Members: turd ferguson, ShakeZuma, Dub2131What's the haps, sex vixen? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 3 Members: turd ferguson, ShakeZuma, Dub2131What's the haps, sex vixen?What, we're sharing nicknames now? Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 kers you cost me money, you *******. our gambling relationship is over.A fuckin missed extra point. I had money on the game too obvioux. Not going to bet for a while, that left a bad taste in my mouth. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I'm not sure that would've even helped. We actually remained good friends, but there was always the unspoken understanding that there would be no second chance to recover from me dropping the ball.I was going to point out that you suck at getting some, but people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 He got stung in the heart by a fucking stingray. What do you want from him? That's pretty kick ass.And pulled it out before he died. Hardcore. at least 10% of the female's at my school had armpit hair, never go to a school in the mountains.I went to an all male college. I win.MisterB, I'm in VA -what part of va?3 Members: turd ferguson, ShakeZuma, Dub2131What's the haps, sex vixen?Not much at all my good man. Trying to catch up on the 37 different essays posted on here today. I need to wash clothes. Or stop showering. One or the other, so the smell evens out, you know. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 What, we're sharing nicknames now?We share dildos don't we?I need to wash clothes. Or stop showering. One or the other, so the smell evens out, you know.Go with option C: Hang out exclusively with stinky people so they don't know the difference. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 A fuckin missed extra point. I had money on the game too obvioux. Not going to bet for a while, that left a bad taste in my mouth.is that what happened? damn. i saw that we lost by half a point. i was going to jokingly ask if i should buy any points. apparently i should have. i've never been into the sports betting thing much, but i'm going to try to watch a lot of college football this year, and i have this feeling that lots of gambling is going to take place. call it a hunch. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Go with option C: Hang out exclusively with stinky people so they don't know the difference.No thanks, I don't listen to Phish anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 turd, you're wanted in the net friends vs real friends thread.black guy started the topic, and royal did a !!!!!111!!!1BBQ!!! and thought that the bbq part was royal being racist because....i dont know, something about blacks and barbecues.enjoy. Link to post Share on other sites
TBG 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 turd, you're wanted in the net friends vs real friends thread.black guy started the topic, and royal did a !!!!!111!!!1BBQ!!! and thought that the bbq part was royal being racist because....i dont know, something about blacks and barbecues.enjoy.What does the 1111!!!!111!!!BBQ!!!! thing mean anyway?:trying to not be a newb face: Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 What does the 1111!!!!111!!!BBQ!!!! thing mean anyway?:trying to not be a newb face:well you got that face thing down, and thats good enough for me.its just a running joke on internet folks using an extreme number of exclamation points to make their loud and obnoxious point. where the BBQ part comes from, i'm not entirely sure, but all the 1's are representative of missed shift keys when making !!!!!11!!!!...and our own Zimmer came up with the ingenius "!!!!11!!!eleventy-one" take on it. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 all I know is the BBQ thing really made me want some BBQ Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 So I know some guys who run a successful promotion company and have some clubs lined up. The guys who all know me as MisterB. So they want to start MisterB productions and promote for a strip club in New Haven. Ive been there once and the meeting is tonight. What I would like to know is should I put my name on this and get up to $300 a week +? Or just let this one go because to be honest, I really dont like strip clubs?Honestly its not as cut and dry as you think, it really is a dirty place. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 No thanks, I don't listen to Phish anymore.You don't have to lie. You're among friends. turd, you're wanted in the net friends vs real friends thread.black guy started the topic, and royal did a !!!!!111!!!1BBQ!!! and thought that the bbq part was royal being racist because....i dont know, something about blacks and barbecues.enjoy.Even though that gimmick account is really, really unfunny, Royal and everyone else in GPF not getting it is pretty good stuff. What does the 1111!!!!111!!!BBQ!!!! thing mean anyway?:trying to not be a newb face:Who the fuck knows? Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 well you got that face thing down, and thats good enough for me.its just a running joke on internet folks using an extreme number of exclamation points to make their loud and obnoxious point. where the BBQ part comes from, i'm not entirely sure, but all the 1's are representative of missed shift keys when making !!!!!11!!!!...and our own Zimmer came up with the ingenius "!!!!11!!!eleventy-one" take on it.Actually, that was kers. My innovation was !!!!11!!!!twelvecauseits1morethaneleven!!!!!!!BBQ!!! Link to post Share on other sites
TBG 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I would agree that none of them got the Token Black Guy referenceBut hard as I might try my real identity and fake are both truly unfunny. Although at some points my real one shits out platinum that noone else gets Link to post Share on other sites
Dub2131 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 what part of va?Front Royal...small town an hour or so west of DC. Went to college at VT. That's right, you're in VA too aren't you (currently on a quest to read this whole thread, that's how I know in case you missed it)...what part? Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Actually, that was kers. My innovation was !!!!11!!!!twelvecauseits1morethaneleven!!!!!!!BBQ!!!ah....so much funny, so little memory left.also: turd, just noticed the signature. im seeing tool on the 28th, pretty pumped up. i missed the club show the first time around, looking forward to hearing some of the new stuff. hope they play rosetta stoned. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Sup nigga?I think I came... Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 I would agree that none of them got the Token Black Guy referenceBut hard as I might try my real identity and fake are both truly unfunny. Although at some points my real one shits out platinum that noone else getsGrinderMJ? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Front Royal...small town an hour or so west of DC. Went to college at VT. That's right, you're in VA too aren't you (currently on a quest to read this whole thread, that's how I know in case you missed it)...what part?ahh Nova. Im in Appomattox, in central VA.know a lot of people that went to Tech.been very drunk at Tech.Gotten laid with some random Vegan/Animal rights activist at Tech.Oh the memories Link to post Share on other sites
TBG 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 GrinderMJ?Nah that would be too easy Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 6th hand of a session tonight, check Q9 in BB, flop Q92. Checkraise, get called. Turn T, value bet, get called. River 2, put a guy all in, he calls with Q2. Link to post Share on other sites
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