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Yeah, I actually foresee a hook up in the future. The only problem is, I was hooking up with her best friend for a while, and she dated my best friend for a while. I could care less, but other people sometimes get pissed about that kind of stuff I've learned.
Screw them, if you genuinely want a relationship with a girl, the absolute best place to start is a cute girl you're already friends with.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Not bad at all. At least not bad story wise. Hook up wise it was pretty horrible. She couldn't have made it much more clear if she was wearing a sandwich sign that said "Fuck Me Please" instead of a prom dress. Did you talk to her much after that?
I'm not sure that would've even helped. We actually remained good friends, but there was always the unspoken understanding that there would be no second chance to recover from me dropping the ball.
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kers you cost me money, you *******. our gambling relationship is over.
A fuckin missed extra point. I had money on the game too obvioux. Not going to bet for a while, that left a bad taste in my mouth.
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I'm not sure that would've even helped. We actually remained good friends, but there was always the unspoken understanding that there would be no second chance to recover from me dropping the ball.
I was going to point out that you suck at getting some, but people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
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He got stung in the heart by a fucking stingray. What do you want from him? That's pretty kick ass.
And pulled it out before he died. Hardcore.
at least 10% of the female's at my school had armpit hair, never go to a school in the mountains.
I went to an all male college. I win.
MisterB, I'm in VA -
what part of va?
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Not much at all my good man. Trying to catch up on the 37 different essays posted on here today. I need to wash clothes. Or stop showering. One or the other, so the smell evens out, you know.
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A fuckin missed extra point. I had money on the game too obvioux. Not going to bet for a while, that left a bad taste in my mouth.
is that what happened? damn. i saw that we lost by half a point. i was going to jokingly ask if i should buy any points. apparently i should have. i've never been into the sports betting thing much, but i'm going to try to watch a lot of college football this year, and i have this feeling that lots of gambling is going to take place. call it a hunch.
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Go with option C: Hang out exclusively with stinky people so they don't know the difference.
No thanks, I don't listen to Phish anymore.
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turd, you're wanted in the net friends vs real friends thread.black guy started the topic, and royal did a !!!!!111!!!1BBQ!!! and thought that the bbq part was royal being racist because....i dont know, something about blacks and barbecues.enjoy.

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turd, you're wanted in the net friends vs real friends thread.black guy started the topic, and royal did a !!!!!111!!!1BBQ!!! and thought that the bbq part was royal being racist because....i dont know, something about blacks and barbecues.enjoy.
What does the 1111!!!!111!!!BBQ!!!! thing mean anyway?:trying to not be a newb face:
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What does the 1111!!!!111!!!BBQ!!!! thing mean anyway?:trying to not be a newb face:
well you got that face thing down, and thats good enough for me.its just a running joke on internet folks using an extreme number of exclamation points to make their loud and obnoxious point. where the BBQ part comes from, i'm not entirely sure, but all the 1's are representative of missed shift keys when making !!!!!11!!!!...and our own Zimmer came up with the ingenius "!!!!11!!!eleventy-one" take on it.
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So I know some guys who run a successful promotion company and have some clubs lined up. The guys who all know me as MisterB. So they want to start MisterB productions and promote for a strip club in New Haven. Ive been there once and the meeting is tonight. What I would like to know is should I put my name on this and get up to $300 a week +? Or just let this one go because to be honest, I really dont like strip clubs?Honestly its not as cut and dry as you think, it really is a dirty place.

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No thanks, I don't listen to Phish anymore.
You don't have to lie. You're among friends.
turd, you're wanted in the net friends vs real friends thread.black guy started the topic, and royal did a !!!!!111!!!1BBQ!!! and thought that the bbq part was royal being racist because....i dont know, something about blacks and barbecues.enjoy.
Even though that gimmick account is really, really unfunny, Royal and everyone else in GPF not getting it is pretty good stuff.
What does the 1111!!!!111!!!BBQ!!!! thing mean anyway?:trying to not be a newb face:
Who the fuck knows?
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well you got that face thing down, and thats good enough for me.its just a running joke on internet folks using an extreme number of exclamation points to make their loud and obnoxious point. where the BBQ part comes from, i'm not entirely sure, but all the 1's are representative of missed shift keys when making !!!!!11!!!!...and our own Zimmer came up with the ingenius "!!!!11!!!eleventy-one" take on it.
Actually, that was kers. My innovation was !!!!11!!!!twelvecauseits1morethaneleven!!!!!!!BBQ!!!
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I would agree that none of them got the Token Black Guy referenceBut hard as I might try my real identity and fake are both truly unfunny. Although at some points my real one shits out platinum that noone else gets

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what part of va?
Front Royal...small town an hour or so west of DC. Went to college at VT. That's right, you're in VA too aren't you (currently on a quest to read this whole thread, that's how I know in case you missed it)...what part?
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Actually, that was kers. My innovation was !!!!11!!!!twelvecauseits1morethaneleven!!!!!!!BBQ!!!
ah....so much funny, so little memory left.also: turd, just noticed the signature. im seeing tool on the 28th, pretty pumped up. i missed the club show the first time around, looking forward to hearing some of the new stuff. hope they play rosetta stoned.
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Front Royal...small town an hour or so west of DC. Went to college at VT. That's right, you're in VA too aren't you (currently on a quest to read this whole thread, that's how I know in case you missed it)...what part?
ahh Nova. Im in Appomattox, in central VA.know a lot of people that went to Tech.been very drunk at Tech.Gotten laid with some random Vegan/Animal rights activist at Tech.Oh the memories
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