I Called In Sick Today

[Naked_Cowboy 0]

I'm beginning to think that's the only thing you ever post in this thread.edit: that was to renae

[renaedawn 1]

I mean...should I state the obvious? Maybe you're just much better than the homegame regulars and only marginally better than your current competition where you don't have the same comfort zone yet.You're ok by me.

Oh, when you said state the obvious I thought you were gonna say maybe he should stick to the homo-games. That maybe the bi thing was confusing him.

[turd ferguson 1]

First day of classes today, only had 1 because 2 discussions in the morning were cancelled. Class is Calc II, taught by a Russian Woman that barely speaks English. Should be a fun semester in that class.Out to go play some Ultimate Frisbee, then house meeting at 7.

The language barrier really shouldn't be a problem if it's a math class. I had an African man with a really thick accent for a statistics class once, and it was no big deal because he could just show what he was doing by writing it down. He still failed me because of the cross I burned on his lawn, but that's the way it goes. Sometimes you gotta burn a cross.

[lvpro 0]

Out to go play some Ultimate Frisbee

Ahhh college...I mean, I didn't go, but I played ultimate frisbee with people who did. So...yeah.

[renaedawn 1]

sounds cool

I'm pretty sure the sex was protected. It's all good.

[therrinn 0]

First day of classes today, only had 1 because 2 discussions in the morning were cancelled. Class is Calc II, taught by a Russian Woman that barely speaks English. Should be a fun semester in that class.Out to go play some Ultimate Frisbee, then house meeting at 7.

Yeah, don't worry about the teacher not speaking english...its nice if your TA does though. Is it just the derivative/integral one variable stuff, or a proof class? If its the latter than you really want to make sure that your TA speaks english and/or likes you.

[renaedawn 1]

you obviously don't shop at wal-mart, I want to ram the family of 13 who stands in the middle of the isle with no intention of moving in the next 15 minutes.

Haha! I can't picture you pushing a cart in WalMart. :the hilarity potential boggles the mind face:

[Naked_Cowboy 0]

Ahhh college...I mean, I didn't go, but I played ultimate frisbee with people who did. So...yeah.

Best advice i ever got from my dad: it's not what you know, it's what they think you know.

[gobears 0]

Class is Calc II, taught by a Russian Woman that barely speaks English. Should be a fun semester in that class.

Reminds me of the first physics class that I took in college. Professor was a Nobel Prize Winner with an accent so thick that I could not understand what he was talking about.Every class, I would write down the date of the class, write F=MA in my notebook and that would be it. The discussion class was no better with the TA.I ended up with a 12/100 on the final which was probably the worst final I ever took (leaving entire blanks in my bluebook for most of the questions since I had no clue what the questions were about) but since the class was graded on a curve, I still passed. Nobel Prize Winning Professor = Lousy Teacher

[rocketpoker828 0]

He still failed me because of the cross I burned on his lawn, but that's the way it goes. Sometimes you gotta burn a cross.

Yeah, they tell you to do that in most orientation classes.

[lvpro 0]

The language barrier really shouldn't be a problem if it's a math class. I had an African man with a really thick accent for a statistics class once, and it was no big deal because he could just show what he was doing by writing it down. He still failed me because of the cross I burned on his lawn, but that's the way it goes. Sometimes you gotta burn a cross.

So good looking I just got a halfy.

[Dub2131 0]

Senior year of high school, I'm good friends with one of the more attractive girls at my school, who just so happens to have a reputation of being easy. A couple of days before the homecoming dance, SHE asks ME to go. Mobney. I say of course, but in the back of my mind am thinking "hey we both didn't have dates and it's just a convenient go as friends thing."We pregame before the dance, and I'm half-sloshed walking in the joint. We dance exclusively the whole night - well, she dances, I stumble. Near the end of the dance I happen to run into my cousin who was home on leave from the military (unbeknownst to me he was there with someone in my class).So of course, it's "hey man! I haven't seen you in forever, let's go get blasted!" I scamper off to my date and relay the good news. She whispers in my ear "I thought we were going to go someplace afterwards?" "Nah, I really should hang with my cousin." Long story short, she rides off with some friends to a house party, I go to my cousin's river lot. I was still clueless until I told my cousin the story and he said "you're no longer family."Lemony Snicket would be proud - it WAS a series of unfortunate events.I should link back to Turd's definition of anti-climactic. But I couldn't keep the thronging masses waiting. When I think of a worse one I'll be sure to post.0/5.

[MisterB 2]

The language barrier really shouldn't be a problem if it's a math class. I had an African man with a really thick accent for a statistics class once, and it was no big deal because he could just show what he was doing by writing it down. He still failed me because of the cross I burned on his lawn, but that's the way it goes. Sometimes you gotta burn a cross.

3/4 right there

[renaedawn 1]

I'm beginning to think that's the only thing you ever post in this thread.edit: that was to renae

Really? I don't think so. Where's Hobbes to do a magical search with pie charted results post when you need him?Besides, if I do, it's because that's the only thing that doesn't get me a look of disdain from Caleb and Matt and now you wanna take that from me too? Life is so unfair.

[therrinn 0]

Senior year of high school, I'm good friends with one of the more attractive girls at my school, who just so happens to have a reputation of being easy. A couple of days before the homecoming dance, SHE asks ME to go. Mobney. I say of course, but in the back of my mind am thinking "hey we both didn't have dates and it's just a convenient go as friends thing."We pregame before the dance, and I'm half-sloshed walking in the joint. We dance exclusively the whole night - well, she dances, I stumble. Near the end of the dance I happen to run into my cousin who was home on leave from the military (unbeknownst to me he was there with someone in my class).So of course, it's "hey man! I haven't seen you in forever, let's go get blasted!" I scamper off to my date and relay the good news. She whispers in my ear "I thought we were going to go someplace afterwards?" "Nah, I really should hang with my cousin." Long story short, she rides off with some friends to a house party, I go to my cousin's river lot. I was still clueless until I told my cousin the story and he said "you're no longer family."Lemony Snicket would be proud - it WAS a series of unfortunate events.I should link back to Turd's definition of anti-climactic. But I couldn't keep the thronging masses waiting. When I think of a worse one I'll be sure to post.0/5.

Wow.

[turd ferguson 1]

"you're no longer family."0/5.

Not bad at all. At least not bad story wise. Hook up wise it was pretty horrible. She couldn't have made it much more clear if she was wearing a sandwich sign that said "Fuck Me Please" instead of a prom dress. Did you talk to her much after that?

[Naked_Cowboy 0]

Sounds hot. I'm instantly convinced there is a market for these signs among our former female acquaintences.

[JBradburn6 0]

I've been reluctant to tell this because it's pretty bad, but I guess everyone has their turn.This good friend of mine is really hot, and some Wednesday night sophomore year she calls me at like 3:05 drunk, I was asleep. Sober sis stops at 3 and she couldn't get a ride home (her sorority is like a ten minute walk from the bar), she's "gone through her whole phone book" (her best friend, whose name is Alicia didn't get called), could I come pick her up. I say yes, I was asleep but she's a good friend and I didn't know she hadn't called anyone else.I get there and ask if I should take her back to Kappa, she says no she'll just stay at my place because it's easier. We go upstairs, I go to the bathroom to take my contacts out, come back and she's in her bra taking her pants off down to her thong.Me: Uhh do you want a t-shirt or shorts?Her: No, I'm fineSo we get in bed, she's all up in my business, but I didn't pull the trigger because (insert attempted rationalization). Yes, I slept in my bed with a hot chick in her bra and thong and I didn't hook up because I couldn't figure it out. EDITOR'S NOTE: If this was a random chick or even just a regular friend and not a really good friend I would have been trying everything, but because it was a good friend I kept thinking that nothing was going on. Zim~You don't need to go to class during syllabus week, especially if it's before 1.

[Naked_Cowboy 0]

I've been reluctant to tell this because it's pretty bad, but I guess everyone has their turn.This good friend of mine is really hot, and some Wednesday night sophomore year she calls me at like 3:05 drunk, I was asleep. Sober sis stops at 3 and she couldn't get a ride home (her sorority is like a ten minute walk from the bar), she's "gone through her whole phone book" (her best friend, whose name is Alicia didn't get called), could I come pick her up. I say yes, I was asleep but she's a good friend and I didn't know she hadn't called anyone else.I get there and ask if I should take her back to Kappa, she says no she'll just stay at my place because it's easier. We go upstairs, I go to the bathroom to take my contacts out, come back and she's in her bra taking her pants off down to her thong.Me: Uhh do you want a t-shirt or shorts?Her: No, I'm fineSo we get in bed, she's all up in my business, but I didn't pull the trigger because (insert attempted rationalization). Yes, I slept in my bed with a hot chick in her bra and thong and I didn't hook up because I couldn't figure it out. EDITOR'S NOTE: If this was a random chick or even just a regular friend and not a really good friend I would have been trying everything, but because it was a good friend I kept thinking that nothing was going on. Zim~You don't need to go to class during syllabus week, especially if it's before 1.

Are you still friends with her?

[JBradburn6 0]

Are you still friends with her?

Yeah, I actually foresee a hook up in the future. The only problem is, I was hooking up with her best friend for a while, and she dated my best friend for a while. I could care less, but other people sometimes get pissed about that kind of stuff I've learned.

[turd ferguson 1]

So we get in bed, she's all up in my business, but I didn't pull the trigger because (insert attempted rationalization). Yes, I slept in my bed with a hot chick in her bra and thong and I didn't hook up because I couldn't figure it out.

What did she say in the morning?

[JBradburn6 0]

What did she say in the morning?

She was like thank you sooo much for picking me up last night, I had nowhere else to go blah blah blah. Then we talked about other stuff, on the awkward morning scale I'd give it about a 7/10.

[MisterB 2]

She was like thank you sooo much for picking me up last night, I had nowhere else to go blah blah blah. Then we talked about other stuff, on the awkward morning scale I'd give it about a 7/10.

i guess so

[turd ferguson 1]

She was like thank you sooo much for picking me up last night, I had nowhere else to go blah blah blah. Then we talked about other stuff, on the awkward morning scale I'd give it about a 7/10.

Nice.

[therrinn 0]

She was like thank you sooo much for picking me up last night, I had nowhere else to go blah blah blah. Then we talked about other stuff, on the awkward morning scale I'd give it about a 7/10.

Did you at least get a good view when she got out of bed and was getting dressed?