MisterB 2 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 "The footage shows him swimming in the water, the ray stopped and turned and that was it," boatowner Peter West was reported as saying in The Australian. "There was no blood in the water, it was not that obvious ... something happened with this animal that made it rear and he was at the wrong position at the wrong time and if it hit him anywhere else we would not be talking about a fatality." Footage of the attack shows Irwin swimming above a 2.5m stingray before it turns on him and sends a poisonous barb through his heart, the paper reported." Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I am still tired. But I did get some sleep due to finally giving up and going the sleeping pills route. But man o man I could sleep forever. That's all. I am a zombie. I hate work right now. Maybe I will go back to reading this topic. I was about halfway finished I think. So big. Good stuff though.Wow. Weird post with no interesting content.Wow.Really tired still. Maybe I should go see Dr. House. Though I have yet to have a seizure. Most of his patients have seizures.Try everything I mentioned? Ambient noise, little drink, etc? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Agreed. Shopping of at wal-mart is definately not a relaxing experience. I like to do my shopping by myself so I can get in and out in a hurry. Late nights are always best.Being MN Rich doesn't mean you can avoid shopping at Wal-Mart? Link to post Share on other sites
Dub2131 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Can I go home yet?Yeah, I stayed home just so I wouldn't have to deal with your conundrum.I'm a horrible person and haven't figured out multiple quotes yet, so to the other people I'm really not Turds girlfriend (a "sw" probably would have been appropriate in my last post, methinks?). MisterB, I'm in VA - I'll post a story once I think of a good one.The only good thing about working as an accountant is all of the cool, life of the party people I work with. SW (though I think it's abundantly clear on this one).I'm only to page 300. I'm going to have to call in sick until October. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Jackpot!I love those steamed sticky buns you get at dim sum restaurants. My girlfriend just came home with a few of them for me...apparently there's a place downtown that only sells those, with many types of fillings. I had one mongolian beef and one bbq pork.Fan-fucking-tastic.You mean dumplings? Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 you obviously don't shop at wal-mart, I want to ram the family of 13 who stands in the middle of the isle with no intention of moving in the next 15 minutes.OMG I was in Wal-fart the other day. God I hate that place. White trash heaven but damn their DVD prices are sick sometimes. Anyway, I am going through the self checkout and some tool is ahead of me. When it gets his turn he starts scanning his "I Want to be a Trucker" hat and I guess some frilly demin skirts for his 12 year old daughter. He gets done and pulls out his cash and starts feeding it into the cash slot. Of course the toolbag doesn't notice the sign right in front of his face directly over the slot that says, Credit Card Only, NO CASH!!!. He does this for about 3 minutes and is getting irate. I tell him it is cerdit card oonly and he shoots me some angry hillbilly death stare. So I shut up and continue to watch him try and jam this $20 bill into the slot. After about 5 minutes I am no longer enjoying the "Ahh look at the cute monkey playing with himself at the zoo" experience and I go over to him and tap his shoulder. He turns around fast and says something to the effect of wait your turn. I rolled my eyes and pointed at the sign not but an inch above the slot he has been pushing money in for the last 10 minutes and say "Read much?" Luckily the guy felt like an ass and didn't take a swing at me. He put his credit card in and took his stuff and walked out. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I'm not above it. Gotta buy toilet paper somwhere, right?My hubby just walked in and wants to know what MN rich is, lol.Better tell him before he gets pissed...the last thing we need is another assault.You mean dumplings?I don't think so...The only good thing about working as an accountant is all of the cool, life of the party people I work with. SW (though I think it's abundantly clear on this one).Please no "sw" around here. We're good enough to pick up on most jokes, and the ones that we miss can be explained. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Oh no, Matt, please, the floor is all yours. I'd love to hear you explain it to him.Haha.Dear Lori's Husband,Please don't get mad...I was only joking. Since I don't like seeing Lori get punched in the eye, I'll explain it to you. MN rich is Mucho Mono Rico. In English: Much richer than a monkey. Basically, I'm saying that you have more money than a...(five minutes later) I lost it. Sorry...end of a Star Trek: The Next Generation episode. Just ask your damn wife. Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I'm getting dangerously close to 1k posts. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I'm getting dangerously close to 1k posts.Have you given any thought to what youre title is going to be? Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 You mean dumplings?I think they're more of a dessert than a main course, if its the thing that I'm thinking of. Which place did she get them from?Oh, and if you haven't tried it yet, Lao Szechuan is an amazing restaurant in Chinatown - just two blocks from the red line stop. Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I had thought "sick thread hermaphrodite" because last week someone remarked i probably had both the biggest dck and vag in the thread. I'm absolutely open to better looking suggestions though. Link to post Share on other sites
Dub2131 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Please no "sw" around here. We're good enough to pick up on most jokes, and the ones that we miss can be explained.I actually was pretty sure it was verboten. But after the 'me being Turds girlfriend' confusion, I wanted to prevent another misunderstanding. I was in a glass cage of emotion about it, and obviously chose the wrong solution. Methinks I'm 0/3 on this posting thing; maybe I should've studied the handbook more carefully. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I think they're more of a dessert than a main course, if its the thing that I'm thinking of. Which place did she get them from?Oh, and if you haven't tried it yet, Lao Szechuan is an amazing restaurant in Chinatown - just two blocks from the red line stop. Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Also called street dumplings a la pf changs. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Let's just cut to the chase, what's the worst thing you've ever done before, during or after sex..we'll pick on you from there.For me it was kill a sheep before, during, and after. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I had thought "sick thread hermaphrodite" because last week someone remarked i probably had both the biggest dck and vag in the thread. I'm absolutely open to better looking suggestions though.That was me...I'm not sure it gets much better than that (if I may say so myself). There's some self congratulatorianism for those of you that miss Ron.Where is Ron...I miss him his ass.I actually was pretty sure it was verboten. But after the 'me being Turds girlfriend' confusion, I wanted to prevent another misunderstanding. I was in a glass cage of emotion about it, and obviously chose the wrong solution. Methinks I'm 0/3 on this posting thing; maybe I should've studied the handbook more carefully.If by "handbook" you mean "gay porn"...I agree.Let's just cut to the chase, what's the worst thing you've ever done before, during or after sex..we'll pick on you from there.For Christ's sake...that's not what we need. Come on, people.We need a story about when your cluelessness prohibited you from getting what should have been easy sex. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Ok i just saw the burn victim/ DN thing on ESPN and was wondering what you would do in his situation? Would you want to continue on or cut your losses? so tough man Link to post Share on other sites
jesus_ 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 For Christ's sake...that's not what we need. Come on, people.We need a story about when your cluelessness prohibited you from getting what should have been easy sex.You need to relax, my son. Nothing needs to be done on my account. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 Yes, it was a sing lay.Brilliant.I'm only to page 300. I'm going to have to call in sick until October.Since I was out to lunch with Jen while this was posted it appears as though my girlfriend, unbeknownst to me, has some sort of super powers, and is able to either be in two places at once or can just move at superhuman speed.I was in a glass cage of emotion about itNice. Now let's hear the story. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Whew! At least it wasn't a live toy poodle, people get grossed out by that.Oh god no! I would never do something like that to a toy poodle. That is just plain WRONG! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Oh for fucks sake, haven't you relived your high schools years enough? What's wrong with some stories of how you called your girlffiend by her sisters name or how you dressed up in high heels because you like the kink factor?1. No.2. Nothing, but that's not the prerequisite (sp?) for joining in on the fun around here. Stop trying to change the rules, woman. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Leglock. You need to bend your legs more.So fucking good looking. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 First day of classes today, only had 1 because 2 discussions in the morning were cancelled. Class is Calc II, taught by a Russian Woman that barely speaks English. Should be a fun semester in that class.Out to go play some Ultimate Frisbee, then house meeting at 7. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Out to go play some Ultimate Frisbee. Link to post Share on other sites
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