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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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that's the solution! insano, just go buy an eight ball and give the wife a black eye. everything will work out great.plus she'll lose some weight if she gets hooked.
i'll let you know what episode of cops i'll be on
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All in all, it was a fantastic weekend and I can't wait to go back for more. I ended up losing around $500 all told, which isn't bad at all for 5 days in Vegas. I know this was long as hell, but hopefully you guys enjoyed it. Someday we need to organize a true Sick Thread trip, it would be a great time.
nice report, glad you had a good time. And you guys would have a blast if you organized a sick thread Vegas trip. It's pretty cool how so many totally different people can meet up and get along together great.
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I disagree. Unless it was some "jet li" type fish that came out of nowhere and stung him with laser like precision, I'll be disappointed.Was the fish chinese? I need to know.
Stop calling it a fish. Do you know what a sting ray looks like? Also, he pulled the barb out of his chest with his bare fucking hands.
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nice report, glad you had a good time. And you guys would have a blast if you organized a sick thread Vegas trip. It's pretty cool how so many totally different people can meet up and have unprotected sex and pillow fights
sounds cool
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I'm instantly convinced that it's useless for me to put up a sex story that would live up to the expectations of me being Turd's girlfriend...well, some would say that failing to live up to expectations is a pretty good synopsis for a couple of mine.Besides, he already said he would be less than pleased if I shared our stories...Dammit, my ruse has been discovered.

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Stop calling it a fish. Do you know what a sting ray looks like? Also, he pulled the barb out of his chest with his bare fucking hands.
Wait, it isn't a fish? I know very little about aquatic creatures. Is it a cool looking non-fish?I hadn't heard the part where he pulled it out himself, that is pretty kick ***.Over / Under until the chuck norris style steve irwin one liners hit the net?
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Stop calling it a fish. Do you know what a sting ray looks like? Also, he pulled the barb out of his chest with his bare fucking hands.
The thing had barbs all over it...he basically tore his heart apart when removing it. Impressive.
A very good fixed post indeed!
Post-coital Lolli is annoying.
Dammit, my ruse has been discovered.
I'm confused now.
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Wait, it isn't a fish? I know very little about aquatic creatures. Is it a cool looking non-fish?I hadn't heard the part where he pulled it out himself, that is pretty kick ***.Over / Under until the chuck norris style steve irwin one liners hit the net?
They're related to sharks, and are pretty damn cool looking.
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The thing had barbs all over it...he basically tore his heart apart when removing it. Impressive.
Would he have lived had he not pulled it out? Surely not... That would have been classic Steve Irwin though to leave it in and have it sticking out of his heart for the rest of his life. Just as a reminder to everyone else what a bad ass he is. Kind of like that big guy from happy gilmore, but less scary.
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at least 10% of the female's at my school had armpit hair, never go to a school in the mountains.
Well what kind of cross dressing school did you go to?:admissionformfillingoutface:
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I actually enjoy grocery shopping sometimes. It's kind of relaxing.
you obviously don't shop at wal-mart, I want to ram the family of 13 who stands in the middle of the isle with no intention of moving in the next 15 minutes.
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Here's the thread cliffhangers from page 282:1. Does Turd go to Kansas. Does his girlfriend spend him out of house and home?2. Did Hobbes survive tax season? (dude I'm an accountant too - meh).3. Did Bizzle get fired for relations with HR MILF?4. Do Lolli's boobs make a cameo?5. Does Shake return?There's plenty more, but I'm going to be lazy so everyone knows my intentions are good.: futilelyhopingforacceptance face :Drat. This post is way too long. Everyone hates me.
It's scary how many accountants are in this thread, just goes to show how deathly boring the job can be.
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I'm instantly convinced that it's useless for me to put up a sex story that would live up to the expectations of me being Turd's girlfriend...well, some would say that failing to live up to expectations is a pretty good synopsis for a couple of mine.Besides, he already said he would be less than pleased if I shared our stories...Dammit, my ruse has been discovered.
I am like, soooo confused right now.
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I am still tired. But I did get some sleep due to finally giving up and going the sleeping pills route. But man o man I could sleep forever. That's all. I am a zombie. I hate work right now. Maybe I will go back to reading this topic. I was about halfway finished I think. So big. Good stuff though.Wow. Weird post with no interesting content.Wow.Really tired still. Maybe I should go see Dr. House. Though I have yet to have a seizure. Most of his patients have seizures.

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Agreed. Shopping of at wal-mart is definately not a relaxing experience. I like to do my shopping by myself so I can get in and out in a hurry. Late nights are always best.
lol I tried that Sunday night, I went around midnight right when they were re-stocking. Not a great idea, it was even worse with boxes filling every isle. Guess next time I'll go around 5 am, or order pizza every day for the rest of my life.
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Jackpot!I love those steamed sticky buns you get at dim sum restaurants. My girlfriend just came home with a few of them for me...apparently there's a place downtown that only sells those, with many types of fillings. I had one mongolian beef and one bbq pork.Fan-fucking-tastic.

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