speedz99 145 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 that's the solution! insano, just go buy an eight ball and give the wife a black eye. everything will work out great.plus she'll lose some weight if she gets hooked.Gold, Jerry. Gold! Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 that's the solution! insano, just go buy an eight ball and give the wife a black eye. everything will work out great.plus she'll lose some weight if she gets hooked.i'll let you know what episode of cops i'll be on Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 All in all, it was a fantastic weekend and I can't wait to go back for more. I ended up losing around $500 all told, which isn't bad at all for 5 days in Vegas. I know this was long as hell, but hopefully you guys enjoyed it. Someday we need to organize a true Sick Thread trip, it would be a great time.nice report, glad you had a good time. And you guys would have a blast if you organized a sick thread Vegas trip. It's pretty cool how so many totally different people can meet up and get along together great. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 I disagree. Unless it was some "jet li" type fish that came out of nowhere and stung him with laser like precision, I'll be disappointed.Was the fish chinese? I need to know.Stop calling it a fish. Do you know what a sting ray looks like? Also, he pulled the barb out of his chest with his bare fucking hands. Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 nice report, glad you had a good time. And you guys would have a blast if you organized a sick thread Vegas trip. It's pretty cool how so many totally different people can meet up and have unprotected sex and pillow fightssounds cool Link to post Share on other sites
Dub2131 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I'm instantly convinced that it's useless for me to put up a sex story that would live up to the expectations of me being Turd's girlfriend...well, some would say that failing to live up to expectations is a pretty good synopsis for a couple of mine.Besides, he already said he would be less than pleased if I shared our stories...Dammit, my ruse has been discovered. Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Stop calling it a fish. Do you know what a sting ray looks like? Also, he pulled the barb out of his chest with his bare fucking hands.Wait, it isn't a fish? I know very little about aquatic creatures. Is it a cool looking non-fish?I hadn't heard the part where he pulled it out himself, that is pretty kick ***.Over / Under until the chuck norris style steve irwin one liners hit the net? Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I'm still not convinced. I'll agree to disagree. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Stop calling it a fish. Do you know what a sting ray looks like? Also, he pulled the barb out of his chest with his bare fucking hands.The thing had barbs all over it...he basically tore his heart apart when removing it. Impressive. A very good fixed post indeed!Post-coital Lolli is annoying.Dammit, my ruse has been discovered.I'm confused now. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 Wait, it isn't a fish? I know very little about aquatic creatures. Is it a cool looking non-fish?I hadn't heard the part where he pulled it out himself, that is pretty kick ***.Over / Under until the chuck norris style steve irwin one liners hit the net?They're related to sharks, and are pretty damn cool looking. Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 The thing had barbs all over it...he basically tore his heart apart when removing it. Impressive.Would he have lived had he not pulled it out? Surely not... That would have been classic Steve Irwin though to leave it in and have it sticking out of his heart for the rest of his life. Just as a reminder to everyone else what a bad ass he is. Kind of like that big guy from happy gilmore, but less scary. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 (12:01:06) bizzle: i went to a school where the male female ratio was 68:32 at least 10% of the female's at my school had armpit hair, never go to a school in the mountains. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 at least 10% of the female's at my school had armpit hair, never go to a school in the mountains.Well what kind of cross dressing school did you go to?:admissionformfillingoutface: Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I actually enjoy grocery shopping sometimes. It's kind of relaxing.you obviously don't shop at wal-mart, I want to ram the family of 13 who stands in the middle of the isle with no intention of moving in the next 15 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I disagree. Unless it was some "jet li" type fish that came out of nowhere and stung him with laser like precision, I'll be disappointed.Was the fish chinese? I need to know.Yes, it was a sing lay. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Here's the thread cliffhangers from page 282:1. Does Turd go to Kansas. Does his girlfriend spend him out of house and home?2. Did Hobbes survive tax season? (dude I'm an accountant too - meh).3. Did Bizzle get fired for relations with HR MILF?4. Do Lolli's boobs make a cameo?5. Does Shake return?There's plenty more, but I'm going to be lazy so everyone knows my intentions are good.: futilelyhopingforacceptance face :Drat. This post is way too long. Everyone hates me.It's scary how many accountants are in this thread, just goes to show how deathly boring the job can be. Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 It's scary how many accountants are in this thread, just goes to show how deathly boring the job can be.Can I go home yet? Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Yes, it was a sing lay.so uglyThe video is DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 That went THROUGH his HEART. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Yes, it was a sing lay.awesome Link to post Share on other sites
TurdsGurl 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I'm instantly convinced that it's useless for me to put up a sex story that would live up to the expectations of me being Turd's girlfriend...well, some would say that failing to live up to expectations is a pretty good synopsis for a couple of mine.Besides, he already said he would be less than pleased if I shared our stories...Dammit, my ruse has been discovered.I am like, soooo confused right now. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Well what kind of cross dressing school did you go to?:admissionformfillingoutface:you were just there not too long ago, Asheville Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I am still tired. But I did get some sleep due to finally giving up and going the sleeping pills route. But man o man I could sleep forever. That's all. I am a zombie. I hate work right now. Maybe I will go back to reading this topic. I was about halfway finished I think. So big. Good stuff though.Wow. Weird post with no interesting content.Wow.Really tired still. Maybe I should go see Dr. House. Though I have yet to have a seizure. Most of his patients have seizures. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Agreed. Shopping of at wal-mart is definately not a relaxing experience. I like to do my shopping by myself so I can get in and out in a hurry. Late nights are always best.lol I tried that Sunday night, I went around midnight right when they were re-stocking. Not a great idea, it was even worse with boxes filling every isle. Guess next time I'll go around 5 am, or order pizza every day for the rest of my life. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Jackpot!I love those steamed sticky buns you get at dim sum restaurants. My girlfriend just came home with a few of them for me...apparently there's a place downtown that only sells those, with many types of fillings. I had one mongolian beef and one bbq pork.Fan-fucking-tastic. Link to post Share on other sites
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