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Doctor.Theraflu, your girlfriend is a midget. Other than that, she sounds pretty cool. I approve.
nah she's just small. makes for some rocking good sex though, since she's way too small to fight back. i get to do whatever i want.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I don't understand this reference.
It's a Seinfeld reference. Short version: Jerry dates his neighbors girlfriend while his neighbor is in a coma. Newman finds out about it and plans to tell the neighbor when he wakes up, but Jerry bribes him with Drakes Coffee Cake.
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btw, I am moving into a house on the beach in Del Mar on the 15th. It's really sweet, can't wait. There's like 5-6 bars within a half mile, the beach is accross the street. So stoked. ps. I don't start working til 9, so I can surf before work every day.suckers.

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p.s. Danny can you explain why everyone in halifax thinks keith's is the greatest invention ever?
are you implying it isn't?you're actually asking the wrong person, since most of my good friends work at the Keith's Brewery (actors on the tour), so I get tons of free Keith's beer and into events and stuff.Keith's is a great beer.
untitled.jpgshe had no idea i was taking this as I left one morning, the blanket just happened to be like thatCamera phones are +ev
holy **** she is hot. thanks for reminding me to try and get some vag. actually met a girl the other day, and saw her again today. she's definitely looking to give me a shot at her vag, and i'm definitely going to take it if i can get my *** in gear.other news:i'll be gone for the next 3 days. going on a road trip with a buddy. renting a car and heading up to see some of the atlantic provinces. not too much in the way of boobs, beer or sports, but there should be at least a little of each, and good times had by all.either that or we'll get sick of eachother in 10 minutes, and I'll be PMing Adam for advice on how to leave him in a ditch.either way, i'll have fun.hope everyone who works or goes to school has fun with that. bahahaha.p.s. MB you know i love you, but please go penetrate that girl and stop checking the thread. do it for me.:i look forward to refreshing the thread and you're not here good will hunting-style face:
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btw, I am moving into a house on the beach in Del Mar on the 15th. It's really sweet, can't wait. There's like 5-6 bars within a half mile, the beach is accross the street. So stoked. ps. I don't start working til 9, so I can surf before work every day.suckers.
Hi. I never put on pants until I go out at night. Many work days I do absolutely nothing besides watching tv and playing poker. Sucker. Surfing is for bitches.Fine, I'll say it. Matt2, taking pictures of sleeping women is ****ing cxreeepy.
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A,ll of a sudden I'm thinking we need to get you laid immediately. Dude, just go for a hgoooker . It' ll take the edgoe off.
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danny i wasnt was looking forward to ignoring reading whatever crap drivel stuff you were going to post. what happened?edit: well there it is. nevermind then.
i was downloading porn, but it was too slow since people are leeching our wireless. clearly porn > FCP, so i reset it and f'ed up my post.i'm sure you're all having a great time ignoring reading that half-drunk rambly crap though.
Fine, I'll say it. Matt2, taking pictures of sleeping women is appreciated.
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Hi. I never put on pants until I go out at night. Many work days I do absolutely nothing besides watching tv and playing poker. Sucker. Surfing is for bitches.Fine, I'll say it. Matt2, taking pictures of sleeping women is ****ing cxreeepy.
Shaaa!Why do you put pants on when you go out at night?I envy you.ps. Surfing nude allows me to get that all over tan you have come to know and love.
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A,ll of a sudden I'm thinking we need to get you laid immediately. Dude, just go for a hgoooker . It' ll take the edgoe off.
now its getting weird, because there's a few nice, funny, interesting, moderately attractive girls in my life, who for whatever reason have an interest in me. if i don't bang one of them soon, its definitely representative of a larger, significant, psychological problem.or i'm just a pussbag coward, and need to realize that 95% of guys suck in bed as bad as i will anyways.
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here anoge. aone. alone.
Dude, just go for a hgoooker . It' ll take the edgoe off.
Dear Matt,I'm sorry I splooged on your keyboard. Especially around the O and the L.Love,Ben
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Classes start tomorrow. On the bright side, my 2 discussions were cancelled tomorrow because there's nothing to discuss. So I have 1 class from 1-2:30 tomorrow.
How's school going? And by school, I mean partying, getting wasted, boozing it up, and getting drunk. Oh, and drinking. Goodtimes, eh?
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How's school going? And by school, I mean partying, getting wasted, boozing it up, and getting drunk. Oh, and drinking. Goodtimes, eh?
shuddufpok i'm done. red eye and to bed for this guy. **** all of you.k
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shuddufpok i'm done. red eye and to bed for this guy. **** all of you.k
Whoa, who invited the drunk guy. Is he with you?
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Ugh, get $460 in with Top and bottom pair on the turn against a flush draw and Gutshot. He hits, and says I made a horrible play.
That's probably because he's a Daryl.Tomorrow is the first day classes? I suggesting wandering around campus for a while taking in the scenery(hot chicks). Then thinking to yourself: damn, I'm getting paid to go to school here, get wasted, and try to get on all of these hot chicks, and all I have to do is pass my classes.It feels good.
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My room is looking really sweet. Do those disposable cameras come with an option to get them developed onto a CD or something? I really want to show it off, but not in the couch thread, or in a gay way.

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That's probably because he's a Daryl.Tomorrow is the first day classes? I suggesting wandering around campus for a while taking in the scenery(hot chicks). Then thinking to yourself: damn, I'm getting paid to go to school here, get wasted, and try to get on all of these hot chicks, and all I have to do is pass my classes.It feels good.
When you speak of hot chicks, remember that I go to the University of Michigan.
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