I Called In Sick Today

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

A8 > AQ. At least you made the top 500.

The difference is I didn't keep betting into him once i was beat....:: I know I'm not better than you at poker but I'm just giving you a hard time face ::

[ShakeZuma 585]

I may actually sign up to an online poker site now that I have the internet at my house. It may take a while though, I am unbelievably lazy.

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

I may actually sign up to an online poker site now that I have the internet at my house. It may take a while though, I am unbelievably lazy.

You can do it!!

[ShakeZuma 585]

Hey, I'm trying to make up for lost time searching the internet for porn... whats the name of that girl thats got that really nice ***? she's like brazilian or something, and they never show her face... she was in maxim too... ?:thatpostreallymademelooklikeapervertface:

[kers2 0]

I want to apologize in advace for the Akron pick. They look so good right nowYou can beat me with a soap sock Gomer Pyle style if you want

[dms26 3]

Out in 35th. I'd like to say I got unlucky or something, but I basically just screwed around. I give new meaning to the saying "drawing dead and getting there" when it comes to playing stud/8b.Sad thing is, I've spent a few hours sweating one of my friends in the 15/30 stud/8b games on Party. Don't know why this game has never really interested me.

because its evil, I missed every low draw I had today and made a flush in 5 against a full house in 5.

[dms26 3]

kers2's college football pick of the day (for all you gamblers out there):Akron +17.5 AT Penn St.Akron was the MAC champion last year and returns a SR QB and experienced offensive line. Penn St. has a ton of question marks including QB and lost 7 defensive starters. Will be raining all day combined with the "new rules" to shorten NCAA games... should be a lockWhy do I feel like Giovanni Ribisi in Boiler Room right now?[/ IMayHavePutMyLifeSavings(20cents)OnThisGame color]

not looking good right nowspeaking of sports bets go Clemson and Florida, should have bet on Ohio State but every time I do they screw me over

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

Guess who came to sit down and try to take part of my action at the stud table??Give up??Rhinestone Cowboy is playing footsie with me.

And within 15 hands I get 3 8's to start and fill up. Next hand I get A high flush beaten by boat. I hate this game. But the view is nice...edit....Guess who I scared away??? Give up?

[dms26 3]

Yep, quite dead.I was reading through old posts on this thread a few minutes ago (actually just scanning to see where I posted to see what others responded with, I love myself) and noticed something. Hobbes' wife has some great jugs.

they're getting bigger too

[kers2 0]

Good luck. Taking my son school shopping.See you guys later.

Make sure to get him lots of jumpsuits and gold chains

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

Make sure to get him lots of jumpsuits and gold chains

And stuff with plenty of pockets to smuggle stuff....

[kers2 0]

And stuff with plenty of pockets to smuggle stuff....

And hopefully a digital camera and an oedipus complex

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

And hopefully a digital camera and an oedipus complex

You win...unlike Akron

[kers2 0]

You win...unlike Akron

Hey, they're up 3.5 pts right now brother

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

Hey, they're up 3.5 pts right now brother

4 for me...

[renaedawn 1]

well, you and I know that, so do most, but we don't want everyone to realize it.should I type that I'm kidding and that in actuality, in real life, if I actually do exist, I make fun of myself more than anything else? Nah, we'll just leave it alone so I don't take anything personally and type something I'll probably not regret later. oh well, I guess I'm not as cool, smart, funny, sexy, interesting, and entertaining as I thought.

Eh, I'd still fuck you.

[tyfgine 0]

Eh, I'd still fuck you.

Get in line sister.

[renaedawn 1]

What the **** movie should I rent? There aren't any new releases I'm interested in.Maybe I'll go see BeerFest or the football movie with Marky Mark by myself.Shake, it wasn't necessary to say that the girls were unattractive. Not because it doesn't matter...because we already figured and accepted loved it.Actually, I thought it was pretty good looking.

If you're gonna go see the Marky Mark movie, get really high first.It was decent. It was exactly what you expect from that kind of movie. But it would definitely be better high. The camera work during the on field scenes is kinda cool.BTW you sickies get up way too early on Saturday.

Hey, I'm trying to make up for lost time searching the internet for porn... whats the name of that girl thats got that really nice ***? she's like brazilian or something, and they never show her face... she was in maxim too... ?:thatpostreallymademelooklikeapervertface:

You mean googling "Brazillian girl with a really nice *** whose face I've never seen" doesn't get you any hits? Unbelievable. This interweb thingy is a lie.

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

oh ya...the ash chick....Vida Guerra

[zimmer4141 0]

Well, I got back from the game a while ago and had been napping.Football is more fun when:A. You're buzzed at 11AMB. There are 109,000 people in the stadiumC. Your team is winningThey didn't play that well today, Mike Hart carried them, the passing game has some serious work to do. I'm going to stay sober tonight, parents are coming in tomorrow, I need sleep, and as much as I love being drunk, I kinda miss sobriety. I literally don't think I've been completely sober since Wednesday afternoon.As for the TV, we have an interesting idea. Basically there is one big room with 4 people, where I will be spending most of my hangout time. The 4 guys in there are cool, and want a nice TV for their room. What we're thinking is to have each of them pitch in $100 as kind of a lease. I pay for the rest, and keep it at the end of the year provided it is still in good condition.

[renaedawn 1]

And hopefully a digital camera and an oedipus complex

Ridiculously good looking.

Get in line sister.

Ain't it the truth? Usually I can get a cut in line with just the right blowjob offer. Not this line. E-homos.

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

As for the TV, we have an interesting idea. Basically there is one big room with 4 people, where I will be spending most of my hangout time. The 4 guys in there are cool, and want a nice TV for their room. What we're thinking is to have each of them pitch in $100 as kind of a lease. I pay for the rest, and keep it at the end of the year provided it is still in good condition.

And if it's damaged your stuck with the crap TV?

[ShakeZuma 585]

You mean googling "Brazillian girl with a really nice *** whose face I've never seen" doesn't get you any hits? Unbelievable. This interweb thingy is a lie.

You know what they say, "lucky in life, unlucky with searches for Brazilian girls with really nice asses that I've never seen"

oh ya...the ash chick....Vida Guerra

thank you sir

[dms26 3]

Well, I got back from the game a while ago and had been napping.Football is more fun when:A. You're buzzed at 11AMB. There are 109,000 people in the stadiumC. Your team is winningThey didn't play that well today, Mike Hart carried them, the passing game has some serious work to do. I'm going to stay sober tonight, parents are coming in tomorrow, I need sleep, and as much as I love being drunk, I kinda miss sobriety. I literally don't think I've been completely sober since Wednesday afternoon.As for the TV, we have an interesting idea. Basically there is one big room with 4 people, where I will be spending most of my hangout time. The 4 guys in there are cool, and want a nice TV for their room. What we're thinking is to have each of them pitch in $100 as kind of a lease. I pay for the rest, and keep it at the end of the year provided it is still in good condition.

if you can't get an HD package in the dorm it's really not worth it, so make sure of that too. You probably can just make sure.

[kers2 0]

You know what they say, "lucky in life, unlucky with searches for Brazilian girls with really nice asses that I've never seen"

hahahahaShake, oh how I have missed the