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kers2's college football pick of the day (for all you gamblers out there):Akron +17.5 AT Penn St.Akron was the MAC champion last year and returns a SR QB and experienced offensive line. Penn St. has a ton of question marks including QB and lost 7 defensive starters. Will be raining all day combined with the "new rules" to shorten NCAA games... should be a lockWhy do I feel like Giovanni Ribisi in Boiler Room right now?[/ IMayHavePutMyLifeSavings(20cents)OnThisGame color]

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Danny, haven't been there since the end of June, prior to that I was going everyday with my roommate. I especially enjoyed the part where you talked about the regulars making elaborate deals based on time played for the bad beat jackpot since I got to know most of them. FWIW most of the regulars are pretty bad except for Doug and a few young guys. Although I hear Doug has been playing NL which isn't his best game.I have almost been apart of the jackpot twice once I took to long to shower and we walked in to see the jackpot hit, like speedz said it's pretty funny to watch the random celebrations. Nothing says awkward like a retired hippie hugging a retired business man. The other time I was sitting at one of three tbls when it hit at one of the other two.What part of Hali are you living in now? I was living close to SMU.Anyways, I'm out for the day.

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So good looking i alomst spit up my mt. dewsig worthy? I think so.
beautiful. as for the moving suggestions, i'm pretty sure slutty canadian girls like american guys. and there are a ton of slutty girls here this time of year.i respect you too much to pretend that you are interested in any other details.
kers2's college football pick of the day (for all you gamblers out there):Akron +17.5 AT Penn St.
i am going to make this bet
Danny, haven't been there since the end of June, prior to that I was going everyday with my roommate. I especially enjoyed the part where you talked about the regulars making elaborate deals based on time played for the bad beat jackpot since I got to know most of them. FWIW most of the regulars are pretty bad except for Doug and a few young guys. Although I hear Doug has been playing NL which isn't his best game.I have almost been apart of the jackpot twice once I took to long to shower and we walked in to see the jackpot hit, like speedz said it's pretty funny to watch the random celebrations. Nothing says awkward like a retired hippie hugging a retired business man. The other time I was sitting at one of three tbls when it hit at one of the other two.What part of Hali are you living in now? I was living close to SMU.Anyways, I'm out for the day.
i just moved from larch street to vernon - right near Dal. oh by the way, i am at my new place. its not quite ready, so i'm sitting on my bed with my laptop. everything is good, except my one housemate has been studying in the common room for the last 3 hours, thereby monopolizing both the best study area, and the tv. I've heard Douggie was good, but i've never been impressed. apparently he's played some $500 HU matches, which is amazing. i always play 2/4 because i go there for fun, but frankly the 3/6 game at absolute is a lot tougher than the 10/20 there. dougie seems a totally straightforward TAG, which i guess makes him the best player in the place.you guys really need to see dougie to believe it actually. he is about 6'4, with red hair, and a very long beard. he always wears one of those old-guy hats that protects you from the sun, and always has it tied up tightly under his chin. he generally wears something resembling pyjamas, but very colourful. often they are also inside out.
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beautiful. as for the moving suggestions, i'm pretty sure slutty canadian girls like american guys. and there are a ton of slutty girls here this time of year.i respect you too much to pretend that you are interested in any other details.
How do I respond without sounding gay? ImpossibleYou were right. That is awesome.I can see the fights in the thread now, DG left the toilet seat DOWN and I am NOT happy about it!!!
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How do I respond without sounding gay? ImpossibleYou were right. That is awesome.I can see the fights in the thread now, DG left the toilet seat DOWN and I am NOT happy about it!!!
baha, and we'd definitely argue on the thread, even though we'd be 10 feet away.i also like the very attractive hidden joke that i pee sitting down, which i have done little to dispel.how's this for a betting line:Northern Ireland v Iceland 151.00 21.00 1.00 Related Bets yes, the odds on Iceland are 1.00. seems like a good bet?and of course:1 bet @ 1000.00 per bet Status Akron At Penn State Akron to win with Handicap of +17.5 @ 1.90 Openon that note, i'm off to test out my new house's shitter and shower.
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Afternoon bitches.I clawed my way back to even for the night after dropping the 4.40 and 2 other SNGs.I'm such a breakeven player.

Im watching for Zimm on ESPNMichigan looks goooood
Fuck Michigan.:have to say that cuz I'm a Ohio State fan but I love Zim anyway face:
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Yep, quite dead.I was reading through old posts on this thread a few minutes ago (actually just scanning to see where I posted to see what others responded with, I love myself) and noticed something. Hobbes' wife has some great jugs.

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Ummm strategy whats your record in the 180s recently?
Terrible. In the last two weeks, I haven't cashed in the ten-ish that I've entered. I should be playing more, but lately I've been screwing around in stupid stud/8 tournaments and the like.The new bacon guy seems cool.
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kers2's college football pick of the day (for all you gamblers out there):Akron +17.5 AT Penn St.Akron was the MAC champion last year and returns a SR QB and experienced offensive line. Penn St. has a ton of question marks including QB and lost 7 defensive starters. Will be raining all day combined with the "new rules" to shorten NCAA games... should be a lockWhy do I feel like Giovanni Ribisi in Boiler Room right now?[/ IMayHavePutMyLifeSavings(20cents)OnThisGame color]
Alright kers, i hope i can rely on you for a pick every week. The bet has been placed.Anyone cahsed out from FCP via neteller before? I withdrew on Monday, and now it's Saturday, and it's still pending, and I'm poor and need my heads up league money.
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Alright kers, i hope i can rely on you for a pick every week. The bet has been placed.Anyone cahsed out from FCP via neteller before? I withdrew on Monday, and now it's Saturday, and it's still pending, and I'm poor and need my heads up league money.
A bunch of ppl said they took forever to get their money from FCP.To me thats bad business, but what do I know
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A bunch of ppl said they took forever to get their money from FCP.To me thats bad business, but what do I know
bodog does it within the day, and most other sites are 2-3 days max. a whole fucking week though? definately a negative, although their customer service is top notch. pros and cons of every site i guess.in case anyone is wondering what a 6 pack of Octoberfest 3-4 days in a row does to your stomach, it involves tremendous amounts of wet, smelly gas mixed with uncomfortable sshittings. time to take a night off? maybe. i was nearly suffocating in my room last night/this morning.
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Morning Boys. Happy Saturday!I just woke up a little while ago, my drunk hubby kept me up til 5:30 in the morning, but was nice enough to get up with the kids and let me sleep in,I feel hungover yet I didn't drink last night.Raw Bacon? What the hell kind of screen name is that??Oh...and yeah, Mrs. Hobbes definately has a tremendous rack.
How many Stud 8 tourneys you plan on bubbling today?
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Anybody got the new Chili Peppers album? Probably the most awesomest album to come out in a long time. I seriously can't stop listening to is.Bloodsport is on Spike. Too awesome.

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Anybody got the new Chili Peppers album? Probably the most awesomest album to come out in a long time. I seriously can't stop listening to is.Bloodsport is on Spike. Too awesome.
That split between the two chairs makes me wince every time.I would get the new Chili Peppers album...but I'm going to take a calculated guess that the new songs sound like all the other songs.
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Yeah, similar I guess, but I'm telling you its flippin awesome.Does this movie even have a plot? Other that VanDamawesomeness?

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Yeah, similar I guess, but I'm telling you its flippin awesome.Does this movie even have a plot? Other that VanDamawesomeness?
Oh, it's got plenty of plot. Slants gone wild.
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Alright kers, i hope i can rely on you for a pick every week. The bet has been placed.Anyone cahsed out from FCP via neteller before? I withdrew on Monday, and now it's Saturday, and it's still pending, and I'm poor and need my heads up league money.
I had this same problem and then checked my email and since I deposited from my credit card I had to send them a copy of license/debit card/bill/some other form/sperm sample/hair folocle and blood type. Good luck
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