I Called In Sick Today

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I used to get angry when things like this were posted towards me.Now, I just think to myself about the fact that I could pretty much go and take a vacation whereever I want, whenever I want, and have basically zero job or financial repercussions.

haha, "I used to get angry, now I just take not so thinly veiled shots at the rest of you working stiffs"Peter, I joke b/c thats what I do, but I am very happy for you and envy to some degree your dedication and discipline that you show with your poker. I wish I had your talent and instincts, but I don't have the patience to hone my craft. If you don't already know all of this, take you head out of your ass_, pull the goggles up and read this twice. Now, stop being so goddamn bitter and make out with me

Chris, are you seeing what's going on with the Sox these days?It's like our deal with the Devil from the 2004 ALCS is coming back to haunt us.Ortiz with a heart problem. Lester has cancer. Papelbon hurts his shoulder. Varitek, Nixon, and so on.Meanwhile, A-Rod is heating up. I'm thinking he has a huge postseason and gets the monkey off his back.

welcome to Yankees 2006, Sheffield, Matsui, Pavano, Mussina. Injuries suck, your team just happens to have life threatening injuries.I wish ARod will heat up in the playoffs, but I wouldnt put money on it. I hope. I didn't see Papelbon hurt his shoulder, thats huge. At least they traded Wells. Its a sick run right now. Thank goodness you have good owners and an active front office. hahah

[tyfgine 0]

Thanks. And to all you druggies...... you guys give ME shit???Smoke another one.

I don't know if you caught my post last saturday night/sunday morning at 4am. Let's just say yes, drugs were involved and yes, I blame you.

[mrdannyg 274]

please don't, I have a hard enough time ignoring your posts, now I'm gonna have to ignore your blog as well?you know I'm kidding, I couldnt let the joke set without making you aware I'm joking, I'm a bigger pssy than habs.

good. i can take it from habs, because i know he's just getting out his bitterness towards my awesome upper canada-ness for being a friggin frenchbag. if Forum God Ron said it without joking, i'd probably kill myself, or turn straight.one of the things stopping me from making a blog is the realization that people might actually read it. actually i have more thoughts on that, but it sounds like a good blog entry, so i'll leave it.

:looking for the lemon juice about the fact that you really do still get angry about those jokes:

or that he ever actually got angry about them?the only reason they don't get you mad is the fact that you have more freedom in your life than most people? seems kind of bitter.

As long as you folded it topwise, I understand completely.

you ****ing amaze me every day. so good-looking that you might actually turn me gay. not the lack of "e-" prefix.my friend asked me today what was so funny about quoting things. i paused for 5 seconds, then kicked him in the sack.oh, also saw "crank" today. absolutely must-see.

[speedz99 145]

using bluetooth to contact lee jones there.

go on...

[mrdannyg 274]

haha, "I used to get angry, now I just take not so thinly veiled shots at the rest of you working stiffs"Peter, I joke b/c thats what I do, but I am very happy for you and envy to some degree your dedication and discipline that you show with your poker. I wish I had your talent and instincts, but I don't have the patience to hone my craft. If you don't already know all of this, take you head out of your ass_, pull the goggles up and read this twice.

i had something to say, but i'm watching south park - its the one with the virgin mary bleeding out of her ***, and they showed the girl with elephantitis, and i woke up my friend with laughter. hell is too good of a place for me.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Therrin, hopefully I can rededicate myself this week, and you as well. Being thinner is funner

[speedz99 145]

oh, also saw "crank" today. absolutely must-see.

I'm definitely going to see it. By definition it has to be pretty much non-stop action. I like that in a movie.

[tyfgine 0]

Unless you were doing lines off my stomach, I'm not to blame.

I'd rather do them off other places, but we could start with the stomach.

[mrdannyg 274]

I'm definitely going to see it. By definition it has to be pretty much non-stop action. I like that in a movie.

unless you are a pssy with absolutely no interest in action movies, you'll love it. my jaw dropped at lesat 4 times, and there is some awesome stuff in there. very creative filmmaking.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I may go to sleep, since I took off of work to get some restoh yeah, since I'm basically online broke, I played a Full Tilt sng to get into a sat to get into the 200k and I won. Now I have to beat 1500 people, just to get a chance to beat 2000 people for some money. Go meand I finished 2nd in a 3 dollar sng turbo. 9 dollars, hello????

[tyfgine 0]

I may go to sleep, since I took off of work to get some rest

If it helps, we could spoon while you drift off to sleep.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

If it helps, we could spoon while you drift off to sleep.

will you play with my hairon my back and butt?ok, I'm cursed with hair there, but I take care of the back, I will not shave my ass_ though. It just sounds gay. "Hey, I shave my ass_" no

[tyfgine 0]

Well, well Ben. This is not something I ever thought I'd here from you. Haha.Go on.

What can I say, I'm in a good mood.Speedz, do me a favor and yogi me already.

[Bizzle 0]

haha, "I used to get angry, now I just take not so thinly veiled shots at the rest of you working stiffs"Peter, I joke b/c thats what I do, but I am very happy for you and envy to some degree your dedication and discipline that you show with your poker. I wish I had your talent and instincts, but I don't have the patience to hone my craft. If you don't already know all of this, take you head out of your ass_, pull the goggles up and read this twice. Now, stop being so goddamn bitter and make out with me

The shot wasn't at the "rest" of the thread, it was all in your direction.As someone who has been the constant end of your "jokes", there are times at which I find them funny, and times when I don't. Most of the "don't" jokes fall into a category when someone posts something about their personal life in the thread, you post your opinion, everyone else posts theirs, and you notice pretty much none of what the original person said and continue on making fun of them as long as it suits your whimsical needs and desires. I have never seen you let a joke go before anyone else and I have never seen you give advice to a problem, have the person who you gave the advice to go in a different direction, and you respect that. I know you feel like you are god's gift to all of us, but someday you might actually realize that the course of action that you feel is correct isn't correct for that person.I debated putting what your response to this whole thing will be here, but I'm lazy and I'm hoping you surprise me.

[tyfgine 0]

ok, I'm cursed with hair there, but I take care of the back, I will not shave my ass_ though. It just sounds gay. "Hey, I shave my ass_" no

I could shave it for you, that wouldn't be gay, just friendly.

[Napa_Don 688]

The shot wasn't at the "rest" of the thread, it was all in your direction.As someone who has been the constant end of your "jokes", there are times at which I find them funny, and times when I don't. Most of the "don't" jokes fall into a category when someone posts something about their personal life in the thread, you post your opinion, everyone else posts theirs, and you notice pretty much none of what the original person said and continue on making fun of them as long as it suits your whimsical needs and desires. I have never seen you let a joke go before anyone else and I have never seen you give advice to a problem, have the person who you gave the advice to go in a different direction, and you respect that. I know you feel like you are god's gift to all of us, but someday you might actually realize that the course of action that you feel is correct isn't correct for that person.I debated putting what your response to this whole thing will be here, but I'm lazy and I'm hoping you surprise me.

go on...

[speedz99 145]

[rocketpoker828 0]

I could shave it for you, that wouldn't be gay, just friendly.

This reminds me of a drunk conversation with two of my best friends on the topic of fucking each other in the ass merely as a means of getting off.I still get chills thinking about it.

[speedz99 145]

I could shave it for you, that wouldn't be gay, just friendly.

The fact that I'd be beating it in the corner while watching is what makes it gay.

This reminds me of a drunk conversation with two of my best friends on the topic of ****ing each other in the ass merely as a means of getting off.I still get chills thinking about it.

Is that not normal?

[Bizzle 0]

go on...

This made me laugh. I've definitely been drinking.

[tyfgine 0]

lol

Edit: Nevermind.

too late. disturbing, yet slightly arousing.

The fact that I'd be beating it in the corner while watching is what makes it gay.

It still wouldn't be gay. You're just curious and we're minding our own business.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

The shot wasn't at the "rest" of the thread, it was all in your direction.As someone who has been the constant end of your "jokes", there are times at which I find them funny, and times when I don't. Most of the "don't" jokes fall into a category when someone posts something about their personal life in the thread, you post your opinion, everyone else posts theirs, and you notice pretty much none of what the original person said and continue on making fun of them as long as it suits your whimsical needs and desires. I have never seen you let a joke go before anyone else and I have never seen you give advice to a problem, have the person who you gave the advice to go in a different direction, and you respect that. I know you feel like you are god's gift to all of us, but someday you might actually realize that the course of action that you feel is correct isn't correct for that person.I debated putting what your response to this whole thing will be here, but I'm lazy and I'm hoping you surprise me.

ummm, yeah, ok. In actuality, I don't think I'm god's gift to anything. The only "advice" I've even remotely given lately was in joking with JeffStrat and him being more social, but ultimately, I'm pretty sure it won't affect me at all if he never leaves his house again and becomes a shut in. I think he's a good kid either way. As for not letting jokes go, I am not even close to the biggest offender on that one. I don't make Idaho jokes, Lolli jokes, very rarely make goofs about you, certainly no more than anyone else. I'm gonna chalk this up to you having some sort of issue that you didn't clearly express in that post with me, leave it alone, keep your name out of my posts, start a new computer desk thread and partner up with Kurt.You make me regret even typing anything nice about you. I'll refrain from firing off on you for the fact that I don't have any ill will towards you. Hey, I guess we all have issues and now the secrets out, I'm not perfect. Sorry for that.Good luck

[speedz99 145]

Geez, and we were just getting started. Boo.

...no, that was it. Ben may be many things, but a marathon man he is not. Trust me.{{this writing is the same color as the background//]]I'm referring to the fact that he splooged too fast when we had gay buttsex///[[thisistheendmyonlyfriendtheend]

[mrdannyg 274]

I could shave it for you, that wouldn't be gay, just friendly.

would you mind shaving my coin purse while you're at it?that quote actually prompted a discussion as to whether coin purse referred to just the balls, or the entire grundle area. i then had one of the best 20 minutes of my life reading this:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taint_%28slang%29enjoy

[speedz99 145]

I'm not perfect. Sorry for that.

Don't believe this for a second. He IS perfect and certainly is NOT sorry for that.