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Okily dokily, I'm an idiot. Strategy is jeff as well correct?
Yes sir. I'm stayin away from tourneys for a while after my drunken bender of tournaments too high for my BR. Stickin to beatin up those low limit PLO8 games to build myself up and convince myself I'm not as bad at this game as I think I am.and nice super troopers reference. See Beerfest. It's funny as hell.
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Yes sir. I'm stayin away from tourneys for a while after my drunken bender of tournaments too high for my BR. Stickin to beatin up those low limit PLO8 games to build myself up and convince myself I'm not as bad at this game as I think I am.and nice super troopers reference. See Beerfest. It's funny as hell.
I believe the exact reference is "okey silly dilly dokey oh. I'm an idiot."
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I believe the exact reference is "okey silly dilly dokey oh. I'm an idiot."
Yeah, I knew there was something else in there. It probably wasn't a reference at all.I guess I'm the idiot.
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Yeah, I knew there was something else in there. It probably wasn't a reference at all.I guess I'm the idiot.
Yeah, I guess you are. Idiot.That seems uncharacteristically mean.
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I believe the exact reference is "okey silly dilly dokey oh. I'm an idiot."
Yeah, I knew there was something else in there. It probably wasn't a reference at all.I guess I'm the idiot.
Yes, it was a reference. And how bad is it that I looked it up on imdb cause I didn't remember the middle parts to it?
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Yeah, I guess you are. Idiot.That seems uncharacteristically mean.
Yeah? Well.. well.... Fuck you man!
Yes, it was a reference. And how bad is it that I looked it up on imdb cause I didn't remember the middle parts to it?
HA! I'm not an idiot! In yo' face Logan.
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Just busted out of my stud tourney.JEFF...wow, nice stack!! I'm going to bed, I hope to read in the morning that you took it down. Good luck!
Ty lori.I'm bleedblue44 on stars. I'm really drunk, so I'm either going to make a lot of money or exit in embarassing fasion.
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I can't sleep so I'm still railing. You kinda pissed that Rich guy off at the other table, that was hilarious. I especially liked when you said, "I love you Rich". Haha, that was priceless.
Getting 3:1, I'm probably not folding any hand. I don't have a problem with calling KTo there. Sucks that I switched tables after it happened, that kind of hand is golden for table image.BTW, I had JJ the hand it went min-raise UTG and re-raise all in by sal. I'm not really sure if it was the right fold.Dealt to BleedBlue44 [Jc Js]BleedBlue44 said, "nice fold jeff"BleedBlue44 said, ":club:"Poker Jack88: raises 1600 to 3200QueenCat: folds salehrol: raises 17155 to 20355 and is all-incwent: folds BleedBlue44: folds Rage83: folds ruhsvball: folds Poker Jack88: folds salehrol collected 9325 from pot
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Ugggh, I think this is the last night I rail any of you guys, I'm a bundle of nerves and don't have any finger nails left. Between you an Peter, my nerves are shot to hell, lol.
Blah. If you wanna sleep, you go right ahead and do it. I have my brother and another friend railing me. I was shocked to have anyone from the sick thread watching.
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Well. 57k blinds 3k/6k, jammed from the Sb with K9, got called by Q4 from the BB, river Q and I'm elim in 4th place. About $1450 profit, I'm happy.Thanks for the railing, lori. I should be really depressed about this finish, but I'm too drunk to care. Woo.

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Whats up people.I've been missing for a while, no I haven't sene tim.Anywho, I'm wasted, it's almost 4, and instead of having sex. I'm posting on the internet. Goodtimes.I hart yous guys. Havent ahd a computer for the past eekw. Is everyoen sitll gay?Good.I'll be on tomorrow fi my intenret works. I'm off to dream fo tah mahals with ron and speedz.hart. ben.Good news. Im stlill gay tooo.

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I'm at my parent's house in Myrtle Beach. Suckers.Oh, and I'm gayer than ever. By the way, I noticed that people were discussing poker in this thread... Whaaaa?

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I'm at my parent's house in Myrtle Beach. Suckers.Oh, and I'm gayer than ever. By the way, I noticed that people were discussing poker in this thread... Whaaaa?
It's the new look of sick thread. Without you, there is less hilarity and more poker. I try to keep the funny going, but it's tough.
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Spoiler Alert...There is a distinct possibility that the one and only Master Shake could be soon making his comeback tour to FCP in the upcoming weeks. It seems my splendiferous cable company has finally gotten cable internet to my house. I've already bought a super sweet laptop and wireless router. And for warning: when I get back on here full time, ITS ON BITCHES

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Spoiler Alert...There is a distinct possibility that the one and only Master Shake could be soon making his comeback tour to FCP in the upcoming weeks. It seems my splendiferous cable company has finally gotten cable internet to my house. I've already bought a super sweet laptop and wireless router. And for warning: when I get back on here full time, ITS ON BITCHES
Turd back, then you back plus a cameo appearance from Hobbes. What a month August turned out to be for the Sick Thread.
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Turd back, then you back plus a cameo appearance from Hobbes. What a month August turned out to be for the Sick Thread.
where has hobbes been? and is turd back for good or what? I haven't seen any posts from him the few times I've checked in
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where has hobbes been? and is turd back for good or what? I haven't seen any posts from him the few times I've checked in
Turd is back for good, Hobbes popped in, said he's fine, wife is getting big (in the chest anyway) and he's excited for Mini-Hobbes to pop out.
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wow, hobbes wife is pregnant? I've been away for a while. Lot of catching up to do.Looks like I might have to hire an intern to read the last 3 billion pages and summarize them for me. You know, cause I'm so stupid.

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congrats jeff, and f'ing awesome to see shake and ben back. i got here a bit late and missed most of shake, so i'm very excited for the chance to learn at the c0ck foot of one of the original masters.i had something to say, but forgot. going to see SOAP today, and will probably sneak in to a second movie because that's the kind of guy I am.Also, my apartment fell through, so I will be homeless in less than 48 hours, and there are no free places in the entire goddamn city. I am actually in a lot of trouble, but am going to see a movie anyways. because thats the kind of guy i am.

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