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hey now. work is no fun without yous guys.i'm too lazy to catch up, but let me know if anyone posted any nude pics.

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hey now. work is no fun without yous guys.i'm too lazy to catch up, but let me know if anyone posted any nude pics.
No nude pics. Idaho got really pissed which was pretty funny.I had to put pants on at 3:00 today...earlier than any weekday so far this month. It was horrible. Just horrible.
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Only Lori. She has fat tits
They feel like bags of sand.
No nude pics. Idaho got really pissed which was pretty funny.I had to put pants on at 3:00 today...earlier than any weekday so far this month. It was horrible. Just horrible.
I envy you.envy means "want to make sweet love to" right?
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envy means "want to make sweet love to" right?
Right.It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on tonight. They are playing two episodes back to back. Twice. The second episode of the two ("The Gang Gets Racist") is a fantastic. Just sayin'. No pressure.I miss you. I also miss weed. I need to get a dealer here.Can someone please tell me the difference between the flavors mocha and jamocha?
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Right.It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on tonight. They are playing two episodes back to back. Twice. The second episode of the two ("The Gang Gets Racist") is a fantastic. Just sayin'. No pressure.I miss you. I also miss weed. I need to get a dealer here.Can someone please tell me the difference between the flavors mocha and jamocha?
I don't know, Beverly Hills Cop just started. It's gunna be hard for IASIP to compete. Plus I just got high, so thats a double bummer for you.I'll Tivo it and watch it this weekend, what channel is it on?
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Oh baby doll, you can't say anything to me that Matt, Caleb and the rest of the gang hasn't already said. And if you do, the only hurt feelings it will cause is that they didn't think of it first.
I actually meant Cindy's feelings.I find it incredibly ironic that the woman telling us we have no perspective on the situation has had an affair on the internet, bought a guy a motorcylce, and then had a guy and his kids move into her apartment. How naive of us to have an opinion. Oops. Well, I guess that didn't work so well.
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Oh baby doll, you can't say anything to me that Matt, Caleb and the rest of the gang hasn't already said. And if you do, the only hurt feelings it will cause is that they didn't think of it first.
This is a banner day for me. I've always wanted to be part of an Internet gang. Or am I now reconsidering pretty much everything I do with myself on a daily basis? You be the judge.
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I had to put pants on at 3:00 today...earlier than any weekday so far this month. It was horrible. Just horrible.
My new job starts early - I have to be there by 7 in the morning. For someone who's been a college student for 4 years and then playing poker since then, that's going to be a rough transition.
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I don't know, Beverly Hills Cop just started. It's gunna be hard for IASIP to compete. Plus I just got high, so thats a double bummer for you.I'll Tivo it and watch it this weekend, what channel is it on?
It's on FX. The fact that you're high means you should definitely watch it over a movie you've seen a million times, but whatever's clever. The first episode of the two is ok, but the second is great (I think, anyways).Oh yeah, and...LMG.I have The Matador here and there's nothing on TV. Worth watching?
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ya ya ya, I'm recording it.

My new job starts early - I have to be there by 7 in the morning. For someone who's been a college student for 4 years and then playing poker since then, that's going to be a rough transition.
ouch. 7 is early. My job sarts at 9 and is 5 minutes away. I still dread the sound of the alarm every morning.
I have The Matador here and there's nothing on TV. Worth watching?
I've never been.
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My new job starts early - I have to be there by 7 in the morning. For someone who's been a college student for 4 years and then playing poker since then, that's going to be a rough transition.
I'm not sure what to say...except I'm sorry. I really am.
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='Lolli' date='Thursday, August 17th, 2006, 10:33 PM' post='1325680'][/email]Ok, I've played Doctor/Nurse before.....but Judge? Gives a whole new meaning to pounding the gavel.
I'm not drunk (yet). Therefore...Yogi. I'm too lazy to go grab the pic. I REALLY want a cigarrette. It's been weeks since I had one. I'm not a regular smoker, but I really like to have at least a few per week. Working at home under the watchfull eye of a well-intentioned girlfriend is starting to get annoying.
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I REALLY want a cigarrette. It's been weeks since I had one. I'm not a regular smoker, but I really like to have at least a few per week. Working at home under the watchfull eye of a well-intentioned girlfriend is starting to get annoying.
Strike 3. I have a pack of Parlament Lights in my pocket.I also have beer and peanuts.no pants too.
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Evening everyone. Tigers game was fun, car ride was interesting. It was about 2 hours each way, but it was nothing but 5 good friends talking about life from here, as well as other issues. Kinda cool to almost put a cap on high school and where we're moving on from here.Goin to bed pretty soon tonight, back injury reaggravated, no poker, work tomorrow afternoon.

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Evening everyone. Tigers game was fun, car ride was interesting. It was about 2 hours each way, but it was nothing but 5 good friends talking about life from here, as well as other issues. Kinda cool to almost put a cap on high school and where we're moving on from here.
(choking back tears) Our little guys growin' up. *sigh*
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Strike 3. I have a pack of Parlament Lights in my pocket.I also have beer and peanuts.no pants too.
It's at times like this that I miss being single. Although I also have beer, peanuts, and no pants. Really the only thing I'm missing is the P-funks. I'd probably pay $20 for one right now. Oh well. Maybe I'll increase my life expectancy by a quarter of a second by not smoking one tonight.
Evening everyone. Tigers game was fun, car ride was interesting. It was about 2 hours each way, but it was nothing but 5 good friends talking about life from here, as well as other issues. Kinda cool to almost put a cap on high school and where we're moving on from here.
Homo.
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I REALLY want a cigarrette. It's been weeks since I had one. I'm not a regular smoker, but I really like to have at least a few per week. Working at home under the watchfull eye of a well-intentioned girlfriend is starting to get annoying.
Regents always used to drop letters under our door about how people were complaining of smoke near our room, despite the fact that neither I nor any of my roommates smoke. They always used to call up about missing carts too...they were pretty anal.
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Regents always used to drop letters under our door about how people were complaining of smoke near our room, despite the fact that neither I nor any of my roommates smoke. They always used to call up about missing carts too...they were pretty anal.
I've got no complaints as of yet. Although...how late is that place downstairs open?
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Evening everyone. Tigers game was fun, car ride was interesting. It was about 2 hours each way, but it was nothing but 5 good friends talking about life from here, as well as other issues. Kinda cool to almost put a cap on high school and where we're moving on from here.Goin to bed pretty soon tonight, back injury reaggravated, no poker, work tomorrow afternoon.
Which one of you sat bitch and sang Shania Twain?
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I've got no complaints as of yet. Although...how late is that place downstairs open?
8 or 9...never late enough. The gas station right across though (just walk through the algonquin parking lot) is open 24 hours - there's this 30 year old Indian dude who's always asleep, but once you knock on the bulletproof glass he'll wake up and get you what you want. Village Foods is open till late, 1 I think, so that's another option. But go with the gas station. I've made the run there and back many times when I find myself doing well in a late night tourney and needing some caffeine to stay alert.
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Ok, I'm kind of drunk and have nothing to do. I don't want to start The Matador...there's nothing on tv...I'm dying for a smoke...life pretty much sucks right now. Somebody call the ****ing whaambulance.

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8 or 9...never late enough. The gas station right across though (just walk through the algonquin parking lot) is open 24 hours - there's this 30 year old Indian dude who's always asleep, but once you knock on the bulletproof glass he'll wake up and get you what you want. Village Foods is open till late, 1 I think, so that's another option. But go with the gas station. I've made the run there and back many times when I find myself doing well in a late night tourney and needing some caffeine to stay alert.
As miserable as I am...I'm more lazy.
Stud?
No thanks. I've decided I hate poker. Not really for any reason except that I'm bitter about the fact that it's now the cool thing to do.
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