speedz99 145 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Jump on a $50 PLO8 table.First hand. Hit top set. Get 2/3 of my money in a multiway pot. Get the rest in on the turn with top set no straight or flush possible. River gives some jackass a higher set.**** **** **** COCKSUCKING ****ING SHITTY ****ING ********I wasn't gonna drink tonight...but... Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I plead the 5th.It really doesn't matter because that movie was awesome. Is that how you had that fantastic orgasm earlier? Cause Ernest Borgnine is one hunky man. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Ok...the poker gods just evened things out.On another table I just more than doubled my buyin...get this...Middle set on flop. Turned quads. Rivered straight flush. And I got the low.Holy Crap. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Way ahead of you my friend...Haha, nope, he's not on my list of "Men I Fantasize About While Orgasming" I said I had several lists, remember?Am I #1 on guys you would sleep with but can't because they're currently under 18?:Crossed fingers: Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Where were you earlier?at work.Should I be embarrassed to admit I watched Ernest Goes to Camp the other day?I loved that movie. Haven't seen it in at least 10 years though.Jump on a $50 PLO8 table.First hand. Hit top set. Get 2/3 of my money in a multiway pot. Get the rest in on the turn with top set no straight or flush possible. River gives some jackass a higher set.**** **** **** COCKSUCKING ****ING SHITTY ****ING ********I wasn't gonna drink tonight...but...Booze it up.Ok...the poker gods just evened things out.On another table I just more than doubled my buyin...get this...Middle set on flop. Turned quads. Rivered straight flush. And I got the low.Holy Crap.Pour yourself a drink to celebrate. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Am I #1 on guys you would sleep with but can't because they're currently under 18?:Crossed fingers:You're not 18 yet?:hurries to take sattelite photos of Zim eating Subway nekked off of home page face: Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Should I be embarrassed to admit I watched Ernest Goes to Camp the other day?Great movie. I can still picutre so many of the scenes...from the poison ivy to the launching of the toilets.Wait...and I think I just realized that the girl in the movie might be Melena from Total Recall...but I'm not sure. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Wait...and I think I just realized that the girl in the movie might be Melena from Total Recall...but I'm not sure.IMDB says no. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 You know what sucks?I just found myself singing the new Nickelback Single, Wanna be a Rockstar. Goddamn them and their catchy yet horrible songs. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I'm pretty fond of "How You Remind Me" by them, but then again, everyone says I have bad taste in music.They're right. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I'm pretty fond of "How You Remind Me" by them, but then again, everyone says I have bad taste in music.like zim said, they definately suck but have some catchy tunes. that song that starts "i like your pants around your waist" is terrible, but still fun to listen to. and then once you picture the grimy lead singer, all the songs make sense, and suddenly you feel like you need to take a shower. Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I'm pretty fond of "How You Remind Me" by them, but then again, everyone says I have bad taste in music.It reminds me of two of my best friends from high school, so I like that song, but I haven't really liked any of their other pieces. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I've actually never even heard that song, but when I sees an opportunity for a cheap laugh, I takes it. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Yeah, Chad Kroeger seriously is one of the 5 ugliest people I have ever seen. He's like Paul Magriel ugly.However, I'm still jealous that he gets more pussy than I ever will. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 You know what sucks?I just found myself singing the new Nickelback Single, Wanna be a Rockstar. Goddamn them and their catchy yet horrible songs.I like their stuff occasionally, then it gets massively overplayed. Far Away is a decent song that they are playing right now.Oh, and I like the new NFG song. I can't wait to hear what Mike and Jeff say about that. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I like their stuff occasionally, then it gets massively overplayed. Far Away is a decent song that they are playing right now.Oh, and I like the new NFG song. I can't wait to hear what Mike and Jeff say about that.nickelback is AWFUL.I don't know how good or bad the NFG stuff is. It's probably not very good. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I honestly don't think I've ever heard a New Found Glory song. Guess it's just one of those bands I've never gotten into. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I honestly don't think I've ever heard a New Found Glory song. Guess it's just one of those bands I've never gotten into.my friends over you... blah blah blah... we suck and are very cliche...there, you've heard it. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 my friends over you... blah blah blah... we suck and are very cliche...there, you've heard it.So one of those bands that tries to be like Green Day when they were cool, but are just a softer and more emo version of them, with more suckiness. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 my friends over you... blah blah blah... we suck and are very cliche...there, you've heard it.i like their cover of my heart will go on, although anything original by them sucks........ Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 The good news: I just doubled my money playing poker.The bad news: It was in a tournament and I bubble-1ed. I may be easy, but I'm not cheap. You have to be at least MN rich. It really doesn't matter because that movie was awesome. Is that how you had that fantastic orgasm earlier? Cause Ernest Borgnine is one hunky man.I'm too lazy to check IMDB. Do you mean Earnest Borgnine or Jim whatshisface? Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I'm too lazy to check IMDB. Do you mean Earnest Borgnine or Jim whatshisface?I meant the Jim guy. Thought Ernest Borgnine was Ernest. My bad. Link to post Share on other sites
gdaddy84 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 So, I am at the bar tonight and my girlgfriend is out of town, and my old ex-girlfriend is texting me. I accidentally text my old g/f about how much I miss her andf she won't qiuit bothering me. Also, I am getting rerady to go jerk off in the bathroom, again. Jesus, why do i always have to go to the bathroom to jetk off? Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 So, I am at the bar tonight and my girlgfriend is out of town, and my old ex-girlfriend is texting me. I accidentally text my old g/f about how much I miss her andf she won't qiuit bothering me. Also, I am getting rerady to go jerk off in the bathroom, again. Jesus, why do i always have to go to the bathroom to jetk off? i reccommend getting drunk to the blackout point, then hooking up with the ex. till be great tonight, and you wont remember it tomorrow, and you can tell the ex to fuck off when she texts you tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 OK, good night everybody. I'll probably go golfing tomorrow, other than that I don't know what I'm doin. Link to post Share on other sites
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