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Jump on a $50 PLO8 table.First hand. Hit top set. Get 2/3 of my money in a multiway pot. Get the rest in on the turn with top set no straight or flush possible. River gives some jackass a higher set.**** **** **** COCKSUCKING ****ING SHITTY ****ING ********I wasn't gonna drink tonight...but...

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Ok...the poker gods just evened things out.On another table I just more than doubled my buyin...get this...Middle set on flop. Turned quads. Rivered straight flush. And I got the low.Holy Crap.

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Way ahead of you my friend...Haha, nope, he's not on my list of "Men I Fantasize About While Orgasming" I said I had several lists, remember?
Am I #1 on guys you would sleep with but can't because they're currently under 18?:Crossed fingers:
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Where were you earlier?
at work.
Should I be embarrassed to admit I watched Ernest Goes to Camp the other day?
I loved that movie. Haven't seen it in at least 10 years though.
Jump on a $50 PLO8 table.First hand. Hit top set. Get 2/3 of my money in a multiway pot. Get the rest in on the turn with top set no straight or flush possible. River gives some jackass a higher set.**** **** **** COCKSUCKING ****ING SHITTY ****ING ********I wasn't gonna drink tonight...but...
Booze it up.
Ok...the poker gods just evened things out.On another table I just more than doubled my buyin...get this...Middle set on flop. Turned quads. Rivered straight flush. And I got the low.Holy Crap.
Pour yourself a drink to celebrate.
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Am I #1 on guys you would sleep with but can't because they're currently under 18?:Crossed fingers:
You're not 18 yet?:hurries to take sattelite photos of Zim eating Subway nekked off of home page face:
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Should I be embarrassed to admit I watched Ernest Goes to Camp the other day?
Great movie. I can still picutre so many of the scenes...from the poison ivy to the launching of the toilets.Wait...and I think I just realized that the girl in the movie might be Melena from Total Recall...but I'm not sure.
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Wait...and I think I just realized that the girl in the movie might be Melena from Total Recall...but I'm not sure.
IMDB says no.
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I'm pretty fond of "How You Remind Me" by them, but then again, everyone says I have bad taste in music.
They're right.
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I'm pretty fond of "How You Remind Me" by them, but then again, everyone says I have bad taste in music.
like zim said, they definately suck but have some catchy tunes. that song that starts "i like your pants around your waist" is terrible, but still fun to listen to. and then once you picture the grimy lead singer, all the songs make sense, and suddenly you feel like you need to take a shower.
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I'm pretty fond of "How You Remind Me" by them, but then again, everyone says I have bad taste in music.
It reminds me of two of my best friends from high school, so I like that song, but I haven't really liked any of their other pieces.
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I've actually never even heard that song, but when I sees an opportunity for a cheap laugh, I takes it.

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Yeah, Chad Kroeger seriously is one of the 5 ugliest people I have ever seen. He's like Paul Magriel ugly.However, I'm still jealous that he gets more pussy than I ever will.

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You know what sucks?I just found myself singing the new Nickelback Single, Wanna be a Rockstar. Goddamn them and their catchy yet horrible songs.
I like their stuff occasionally, then it gets massively overplayed. Far Away is a decent song that they are playing right now.Oh, and I like the new NFG song. I can't wait to hear what Mike and Jeff say about that.
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I like their stuff occasionally, then it gets massively overplayed. Far Away is a decent song that they are playing right now.Oh, and I like the new NFG song. I can't wait to hear what Mike and Jeff say about that.
nickelback is AWFUL.I don't know how good or bad the NFG stuff is. It's probably not very good.
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I honestly don't think I've ever heard a New Found Glory song. Guess it's just one of those bands I've never gotten into.
my friends over you... blah blah blah... we suck and are very cliche...there, you've heard it.
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my friends over you... blah blah blah... we suck and are very cliche...there, you've heard it.
So one of those bands that tries to be like Green Day when they were cool, but are just a softer and more emo version of them, with more suckiness.
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my friends over you... blah blah blah... we suck and are very cliche...there, you've heard it.
i like their cover of my heart will go on, although anything original by them sucks........
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The good news: I just doubled my money playing poker.The bad news: It was in a tournament and I bubble-1ed.

I may be easy, but I'm not cheap. You have to be at least MN rich.
It really doesn't matter because that movie was awesome. Is that how you had that fantastic orgasm earlier? Cause Ernest Borgnine is one hunky man.
I'm too lazy to check IMDB. Do you mean Earnest Borgnine or Jim whatshisface?
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So, I am at the bar tonight and my girlgfriend is out of town, and my old ex-girlfriend is texting me. I accidentally text my old g/f about how much I miss her andf she won't qiuit bothering me. Also, I am getting rerady to go jerk off in the bathroom, again. Jesus, why do i always have to go to the bathroom to jetk off?

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So, I am at the bar tonight and my girlgfriend is out of town, and my old ex-girlfriend is texting me. I accidentally text my old g/f about how much I miss her andf she won't qiuit bothering me. Also, I am getting rerady to go jerk off in the bathroom, again. Jesus, why do i always have to go to the bathroom to jetk off?
i reccommend getting drunk to the blackout point, then hooking up with the ex. till be great tonight, and you wont remember it tomorrow, and you can tell the ex to fuck off when she texts you tomorrow.
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