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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I was saying that you're jealous of my portapottie jerkoff, but either explanation works.
so true, I'm still looking for that perfect opportunity to jerk off onto 20 lbs of sh1t and p1ss
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I've done a lot of pretty dirty things sexually speaking. Blown in a bathroom at least on 5 occasions, double teams, fingering one night stands assh0les, but I've never stooped that low.
I'll probably post a story tomorrow about my weirdest experience, which doesn't even come close to anything you guys have done, but it's alright.
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Nice try, but needs more swearing and complaining. GG me isn't pissed off enough for this occasion.
Please refer to the FTOPS #1 thread for a classic "GG me" from ZimmerAre you in the FTOPS #2 Zim?
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Rocket youre invited.And everybody else, I hope you have a great perfectly average night.
Awesome.Out of my tournament. I reraise the cutoff's raise with TT all in, and the BB picks up JJ. ************ son of a *****.
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I'll probably post a story tomorrow about my weirdest experience, which doesn't even come close to anything you guys have done, but it's alright.
I fucked a girl on my buddies bathroom floor, and apparently she was on her period and bled all over the floor (who knew!). His gf (who wasnt even there for the party) had to clean it up the next day
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Please refer to the FTOPS #1 thread for a classic "GG me" from ZimmerAre you in the FTOPS #2 Zim?
yea he is. he wants the gold jersey! no one at school will know what it is though, so its cool.
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I fucked a girl on my buddies bathroom floor, and apparently she was on her period and bled all over the floor (who knew!). His gf (who wasnt even there for the party) had to clean it up the next day
Dog, I suck at life. I have no hilarious sexual experiences to recant. I'm like the guy in the 40 Year Old Virgin, except 21 years younger.
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Please refer to the FTOPS #1 thread for a classic "GG me" from ZimmerAre you in the FTOPS #2 Zim?
Yeah, I'm in it tonight. 2600 at Break 1.Rocket, you're learning well my friend.
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Yeah, I'm in it tonight. 2600 at Break 1.Rocket, you're learning well my friend.
I figure if I'm going to bitch about a cooler/bad beat I might as well do it right.
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I fucked a girl on my buddies bathroom floor, and apparently she was on her period and bled all over the floor (who knew!). His gf (who wasnt even there for the party) had to clean it up the next day
I have two kind of similar stories, both involved the phrase "that isn't supposed to happen for two more days"fingerbanging a girl while wearing a long sleeve shirt, bloody cuff and finger and condom.same deal, only in the backseat of my car, it was on the fcking doorhandle, the floor mat. I shoulda just let her blow me while driving like she wanted, but no, I gotta be Mr. Pleaser.
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The QB the Vikings drafted reminds me a lot of Culpepper.Hopefully without the affinity for boat scandals.

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heyooo.first day at DC was long and tiring. Is it worth catching up?Apparently, you guys aren't aware that the Chargers are going to win the super bowl. Suckers.changing av...

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And I'm out of the Party Super Monday and FTOPS #2.Guy calls off his whole stack with 55 on a JJ744 board.Off to my friend's for the night. Later everyone.
He had two pair, dude. You ran into a monster - it sucks, but it happens.
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I fucked a girl on my buddies bathroom floor, and apparently she was on her period and bled all over the floor (who knew!). His gf (who wasnt even there for the party) had to clean it up the next day
Alright here's the short version:Up in Windsor, I'm making out with a girl in a bar, start taking her back. Walk around for 45 minutes because I'm too drunk to find my hotel, so we go to hers which is really close. The whole time I'm talking shit about the Pistons because she's a huge Pistons fan and I'm a huge Pacers fan, and that's how I roll. Long story short, she makes me wear her Darko Milicic jersey while I pound it. Notes:This was before Darko got tradedYou could see my hotel from her windowI left at like 4, went to the casino, and won like 200 playing blackjack
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And I'm out of the Party Super Monday and FTOPS #2.Guy calls off his whole stack with 55 on a JJ744 board.Off to my friend's for the night. Later everyone.
which had you beat, haha, don't worry, I feel your pair, I raised pf, flop came with a K, I kept firing, guy kept calling, I kept firing when I figured he missed his fd, he called all the way down with 88.ughh
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I need Emails of everyone who wants to playAuto draft based on how you rank your players
tyfgine@gmail.comRon, can you forward me some awesome jokes.Lolli. Boobie pics. Stat.
Doing an actual draft is way too difficult. I wish I could set it up with a password but it doesnt look that way. I sent Ajs510 and D&G emails. Anyone else want in? Just pm me the email address por favorI can setup for a live draft for Aug 25th what time is good for everybody
night time. or maybe on a sunday.
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