speedz99 145 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 This might have been the worst I've ever felt after a poker tournament. I felt like that was the best I've ever played in that tournament. As most of you know, I play the Sunday $200s every week without ever having a finish better than 70th. Well now I can say I've never had a finish better than 52nd. Go me. $600 profit ain't gonna buy that goddamn TV.Time for another college lesson from speedz (and it's safe to say tyf will agree).I'm not sure if this is your plan...but it's a bad idea to buy a sweet huge TV to bring to school your freshman year. I'm so deathly afraid that within a month you'll be known as the rich guy with the awesome stuff that doesn't mind buying the beers for the evening. It's just not a place where you want to be.You probably already know that, but I'm saying it anyways. I refuse to even allow for the chance of you becoming that guy. It only leads to bad bad things. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Dead in here tonight. Been playin Gran Turismo 4 for a while, I think I might need to take a couple days off poker.Then again, FTOPS Event #2 is tomorrow night. Limit, that oughtta be fun. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Well, obviously the good kind is the type who will descretely make sweet sweet love to you without notifying your friends or relatives.That is really really good looking. And I mean that in the good way. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Time for another college lesson from speedz (and it's safe to say tyf will agree).I'm not sure if this is your plan...but it's a bad idea to buy a sweet huge TV to bring to school your freshman year. I'm so deathly afraid that within a month you'll be known as the rich guy with the awesome stuff that doesn't mind buying the beers for the evening. It's just not a place where you want to be.You probably already know that, but I'm saying it anyways. I refuse to even allow for the chance of you becoming that guy. It only leads to bad bad things.Not only that, but in my experience, everything you own in college will get ruined. Beer will be spilled on it, someone will puke on it, or someone will knock it over. Things happen when you're getting wasted and having the time of your life.Wait until you have your own place to get a nice TV.That is really really good looking. And I mean that in the good way.It's funny cause it's true.I start my new job tomorrow, I'm a little nervous. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I start my new job tomorrow, I'm a little nervous.When you get nervous just think about me "at work"...sitting mostly naked on my couch with a laptop on my belly (which is full of Honey Nut Cheerios and pizza). Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Well, the guy who busted me finished 32nd, when he had 200k in chips and blinds at 2.5k/5k, triple the avg.Howard Lederer and Roland de Wolfe (another red pro) finished 2nd and 3rd, lost to some other guy. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Well, you guys were no fun tonight. I'm goin to bed, see y'all tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Worst night I've had in a long long time. I'll elaborate tomorrow or whenever, right now I'm playing some poker on Titan, since I got a free $50 Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Cashed out +~40BB in .25/.50 LHE with my free $50. I'm going to experiment with building a roll the hard way.. but the low limit games are awesomely soft.Donked up a few PL Omaha SnG's because I got stupid, but the good session of .25/.50 keeps me in the black for the night.I'm essentially freerolling a $10 MTT right now. 113 entrants, top 20 cash, I got smacked in the face with the deck in the first 3 hands and more than doubled my stack.. Balls.Just lost a big pot with KQd when villian rivered a higher 2 pair with A-2. Still healthy though. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Well, you guys were no fun tonight. I'm goin to bed, see y'all tomorrow.I immediately closed my laptop after your sick beat. I did a search of "Timetopay" on the forum and only found a few threads with that name. Not much to figure out who it was... Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Well, the guy who busted me finished 32nd, when he had 200k in chips and blinds at 2.5k/5k, triple the avg.Howard Lederer and Roland de Wolfe (another red pro) finished 2nd and 3rd, lost to some other guy. bummer about the finish, zim. i really wanted to play event #1 but the gf would've killed me if i didn't hang out with her yesterday. probably gonna play the plo and final 530 events. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I went kayaking with the girlfriend yesterday. We banged on a little desert island. It was pretty sweet.7 User(s) are reading this topic (6 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)1 Members: Habs FanMan, I hope you're all chicks guys. I went kayaking with the girlfriend yesterday. We banged on a little desert island. It was pretty sweet.7 User(s) are reading this topic (6 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)1 Members: Habs FanMan, I hope you're all chicks guys.He's heating up!11 User(s) are reading this topic (10 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)1 Members: Habs Fan Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 15 User(s) are reading this topic (13 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: leftygolfer, Habs FanGo for it HF. I like to watch. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I went kayaking with the girlfriend yesterday. We banged on a little desert island. It was pretty sweet. she must've found your sandals and sexy gams irresistible. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 she must've found your sandals and sexy gams irresistible.Actually I wore my surf socks and i'm pretty sure that while they got her pretty moist, it was the monster calves that pushed her over the edge. It's cool to bang vertically, with the leg up. Plus the rapids, outdoor and desert island factor heightened the sex-o-meter. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Actually I wore my surf socks and i'm pretty sure that while they got her pretty moist, it was the monster calves that pushed her over the edge. It's cool to bang vertically, with the leg up. Plus the rapids, outdoor and desert island factor heightened the sex-o-meter.you're both from Montreal? Whats the deodorant situation like up there? congrats on the island sex. after a couple of days off, I had my way with myself last night. Oh yeah, I drove 1 1/2 hours to work today down Ft. Lauderdale. Look it up, its a big city. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 you're both from Montreal? Whats the deodorant situation like up there? congrats on the island sex. after a couple of days off, I had my way with myself last night. Oh yeah, I drove 1 1/2 hours to work today down Ft. Lauderdale. Look it up, its a big city.I don't get your deodorant joke, but it is a little early. Gillette gel deodorant. I think she wears secret.As for Ft Lauderdale, I have been my friend. How quickly you forget my florida trip from 2 years ago or have I even told you yet?Anyway, yeah. Orlando (disney for 4 days) then we drove to Fort Lauderdale, Daytona beach, Miami, then to key west.The last night we were in South beach at some club, left at 3 Am and I drove all the way to Sanford orlando airport for my 10 AM flight.I love the wide highways. I remember thinking if I fall asleep at least I have a buffer zone. Oh and lots of street racers at 4 AM in miami. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 ahh, the deodorant joke, lots of French Canadians come to FL, a high % of them stink like B.O. and I know the French don't use deodorant as a rule, so I was just implying that you and your g/f having sweaty sex in the sun on a beach, you two must've smelled delightful. Thanks for making me explain my bad joke. I now want to fart directly into your mouth.As for the wide highways, yeah, I-95 is a biggie as is the Turnpike. Even better at 4am. The seem a little less wide this morning, rush hour in Ft. Ladi Dadi where the girls like to party is not fun. Please, they are always under construction. South Beach to Sanford, thats a haul. Anywho, besides working over the weekend and playing two hands in a MTT in 50 minutes and busting, another boring weekend for me. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 ahh, the deodorant joke, lots of French Canadians come to FL, a high % of them stink like B.O. and I know the French don't use deodorant as a rule, so I was just implying that you and your g/f having sweaty sex in the sun on a beach, you two must've smelled delightful. Thanks for making me explain my bad joke. I now want to fart directly into your mouth.As for the wide highways, yeah, I-95 is a biggie as is the Turnpike. Even better at 4am. The seem a little less wide this morning, rush hour in Ft. Ladi Dadi where the girls like to party is not fun. Please, they are always under construction. South Beach to Sanford, thats a haul. Anywho, besides working over the weekend and playing two hands in a MTT in 50 minutes and busting, another boring weekend for me.The french from france maybe, but in montreal we keep it clean.I can't vouch for all the fat fucks that go down to florida for the winter though.Anyway, here's my gay sandal of the day pic, for your enjoyment. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Anyway, here's my gay sandal of the day pic, for your enjoyment.have you considered braiding that? Maybe head down to Jamaica, the girl can do your g/f's hair and you can get your legs done.Although I'm not positive you have two legs by that picture.I do feel gayer, if thats possible, for having seen this pic.be honest, you flexed the calf a bit, then cramped up didn't you? Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Although I'm not positive you have two legs by that picture. i'm also now suspicious of habs being a monoped. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 have you considered braiding that? Maybe head down to Jamaica, the girl can do your g/f's hair and you can get your legs done.Although I'm not positive you have two legs by that picture.I do feel gayer, if thats possible, for having seen this pic.be honest, you flexed the calf a bit, then cramped up didn't you?No flexing in that one. They really are ginormous. I can't say I have much upper body muscle, but these legs bring home the bacon baby.Here a flex shot. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 i'm also now suspicious of habs being a monoped.Well now you know why I never laugh at the expression 'A hop and a skip away' Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I wanna see some thigh in the next picture.Look if you're asking me to have sex with you the answer is yes. As far as my thigh is concerned, well i'm wearing pants today so I would have to go to the bathroom and that can be a pain in the ass on one leg so you'll have to wait till tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 just post the pic of your c0ck and get it over with.So Lori, a liquor store that delivers? Your town is full of enablers isn't it?Umm, also, the 24 hour waiting period is up.ship it Link to post Share on other sites
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