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If anyone cares, there's a crazy game going on Full Tilt right now.9-handed 100/200 PLO. Hansen, Juanda and Ivey all have more than the max buy-in, Ivey has over $75K. Wow. Paul Wolfe, Erik Seidel and Prahlad Freidman (Spirit Rock/Mahatma) are now playing.This is probably one of the most stacked tables ever in online poker.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I only find that funny because of all the people who you don't want knowing your last name, I might be on top of the list.$$ sent...so are we playing on stars or party? ben, you got cash on party and want to play?
I had no choice...I need the mobney... I assumed party...
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thanks - plans got cancelled actually, so i went to the casino. won $2, but had some fun. its a little disturbing how popular I am at the 2/4 game.made my first enemy though, when i kept bitching at this dealer who was overraking the pot. she was taking the max rake ($4) from almost every pot, even though most were $15-20. after i started correcting her, she started randomly taking $2-3, often on an unraised flop.i finally had to call the supervisor on her after she took $1 for the bad beat, and the $4 rake out of a ****ing NINE DOLLAR POT. jopke.eventually, they acquiesced and moved her to a No Limit table. hope they enjoyed her.I actually kind of enjoyed the plans getting cancelled tonight, since it happened because one of my buddies was too whiny/tired to go out, and the other was too nervous about going out with a bunch of people he didn't know. it was cool since it was other people making excuses, and me trying to wind people up and get people out.ok rambling, but i'll say tomorrow's plans are definitely not getting cancelled and should be excellent. free lunch followed by a day at the Busker Festival and then a pub crawl. I think it'll be short on the lady front, but still good.Also, I bought a beard trimmer, and I have a pretty decent beard right now. I'm debating on shaving stripes into my beard, or just some funny Hulk Hogan moustache, to go along with my orange Milf Hunter trucker hat for the pub crawl tomorrow.Comments/Suggestions appreciated.
Good thing you won't be worrying about the women front tomorrow...
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I only find that funny because of all the people who you don't want knowing your last name, I might be on top of the list.$$ sent...so are we playing on stars or party? ben, you got cash on party and want to play?
I don't have any cash on PP, this plo game I'm in is brutal.
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oh and my usual apologies for coming in and making posts like this that really only concern myself.
You know we love you.
I had no choice...I need the mobney... I assumed party...
Works for this guy. I'll play pretty much anything you want. I just got out of my PLO8 games because I was being a jackass. I say LHE or PLO...your call. Anyone else?
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You know we love you.Works for this guy. I'll play pretty much anything you want. I just got out of my PLO8 games because I was being a jackass. I say LHE or PLO...your call. Anyone else?
PLO..party or stars..wherever we get the most players..
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Alright...3 minutes for anyone here to say they want in and on what site.Hi or Hi-lo?
i'll have to deposit, but i'm in. site doesn't matter.i prefer hi/lo, but i'll probably be a complete donkey at PLO so take that as you may.
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Alright...3 minutes for anyone here to say they want in and on what site.Hi or Hi-lo?Andi..what's the good word?
I don't care...I'm a degenerate I would like .25/.50 PLO8 at stars or party..that's my voteEdit: maybe $25 PLO8 or PLO so I have more than 1 buyin in my acct..
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im at a casino and im laying in bed eating french fries. I sat down to play poker for the first time in like 4 months and it was really weird. Is poker a perishable skill? I felt like I had forgotten my style of play. I think I will just relax tonight and tackle the tables tomorrow. How is yalls saturday night?

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Good thing you won't be worrying about the women front tomorrow...
are you implying that women would not find a hulk hogan moustache and milf hunter trucker hat on a 5'5 140 pound guy attractive?damn, i'll never understand women.
You know we love you.
i'm genuinely glad i don't piss you guys off. i really enjoy having a place to come and vent whatever dumb crap is on my mind.
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I don't care...I'm a degenerate I would like .25/.50 PLO8 at stars or party..that's my voteEdit: maybe $25 PLO8 or PLO so I have more than 1 buyin in my acct..
Ok, anyone playing....it's $25 PLO Hi-Lo at Party.Let's do it.
im at a casino and im laying in bed eating french fries. I sat down to play poker for the first time in like 4 months and it was really weird. Is poker a perishable skill? I felt like I had forgotten my style of play. I think I will just relax tonight and tackle the tables tomorrow. How is yalls saturday night?
It's tough to get back into the mix when you've been gone a while. You've been missed around here, by the way.
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are you implying that women would not find a hulk hogan moustache and milf hunter trucker hat on a 5'5 140 pound guy attractive?
Maybe...but I'm no expert...Edit: Matt, table 95230 is wideeee openEdit2: NM, that is $50 O8Edit3: table 96548
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arg, gotta reinstall. hopefully be just a minute or two.alright i'm there. jack_dawkins by the way, since i'm so cool and literary.who is turng_stone and badgerbb? is mrtmeup a non-fcp ringer?

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arg, gotta reinstall. hopefully be just a minute or two.alright i'm there. jack_dawkins by the way, since i'm so cool and literary.who is turng_stone and badgerbb? is mrtmeup a non-fcp ringer?
me you and chris are the only fcp people
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BustMeNow: Maybe it's Thai Me Up....speedz99: Raise your hand if you've been with a thai girlspeedz99: *raises hand proudly*speedz99: wait...what?BustMeNow: *sadly leaves hand at side*BustMeNow: Now raise your hand if you've been with a Thai girl you didn't pay forspeedz99: mook knows what i'm talki aboutspeedz99: *sadly leaves hand at side*

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