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I figured I should give you some good bar recommendations for Hyde Park...and then I remembered that there aren't any. It is probably the saddest University area in the world. I usually ended up drinking at Bar Louie because a friend of mine worked there, plus they never carded any of my under-21 friends.
I've actually been meaning to check that place out. Beautiful day at the "beach" today...then I had to stop at the museum for some dippin dots. I love those little sons of bitches.
Would you like some more pancakes....bitches?
Game...Blouses.Time to make a drinkster.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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The packers are no good...that is all.What site you playing ben?It was my fault.. I am running shitty tonight and I was railing..
YEah the packers do suck. I'll prob be playing on UB all night.
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I guess I can't donate to the new vest fund then..no $ on ub.What's on tap?
I appreciate the thought, but the vest is irreplaceable. Is that a word?I've got a case of Heineken.
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What's on tap?
G & TI should mention I got a fishtank today. I put it in my bedroom/office/livingroom...it's pretty sweet (if I may say so myself). The cat loves it too. Me and him had a long staring contest with some of the fish. They won, they always do.
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Charlie- Hey, I just wanted to say good game man.Prince- Heh, wish I could say the same for you.
I always quote the "good" from that sketch.(prince shoots the ball)Prince: good!
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I always quote the "good" from that sketch.(prince shoots the ball)Prince: good!
Hey, man...you're not even on my team!Anyone else watching Varkonyi get embarrassed in the 2003 ME and loving it?
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G & TI should mention I got a fishtank today. I put it in my bedroom/office/livingroom...it's pretty sweet (if I may say so myself). The cat loves it too. Me and him had a long staring contest with some of the fish. They won, they always do.
That's why I come up here....gouletcar1.jpg
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That's why I come up here....
Nice.I know nobody cares, but in PLO8 I just had KKxx and the flop was KJJ. Thank dog the guy with JJ only had $25 in behind.But enough about me. Anyone else got something interesting going on this weekend?
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I have very minimal funds on Stars too. Never tried UB...is it worth a shot?
Meh, not really. I like Full Tilt and Party better.
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BustMeNow (Gay I know)$ sent...
Between you, me, and the Internet...I'm ashamed to be sending money to you.Someone please remind me how to transfer on Party. I can't find it.
Between you, me, and the Internet...I'm ashamed to be sending money to you.Someone please remind me how to transfer on Party. I can't find it.
Ok, found it.I need your last name.First name is Chris, right? I'm kinda drunk.
Between you, me, and the Internet...I'm ashamed to be sending money to you.Someone please remind me how to transfer on Party. I can't find it.Ok, found it.I need your last name.First name is Chris, right? I'm kinda drunk.
Holy crap...the Helmuth meditation thing is on now.best WSOP broadcast ever.
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Between you, me, and the Internet...I'm ashamed to be sending money to you.Someone please remind me how to transfer on Party. I can't find it.Ok, found it.I need your last name.First name is Chris, right? I'm kinda drunk.
PM Sent...don't need everyone knowing my last name..
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I don't want to hear about you getting too wasted and blowing it with all of these chicks. Buy them some girly shots to get them going, but make sure to keep yourself in control so you can hold a somewhat coherent conversation.
thanks - plans got cancelled actually, so i went to the casino. won $2, but had some fun. its a little disturbing how popular I am at the 2/4 game.made my first enemy though, when i kept bitching at this dealer who was overraking the pot. she was taking the max rake ($4) from almost every pot, even though most were $15-20. after i started correcting her, she started randomly taking $2-3, often on an unraised flop.i finally had to call the supervisor on her after she took $1 for the bad beat, and the $4 rake out of a ****ing NINE DOLLAR POT. jopke.eventually, they acquiesced and moved her to a No Limit table. hope they enjoyed her.I actually kind of enjoyed the plans getting cancelled tonight, since it happened because one of my buddies was too whiny/tired to go out, and the other was too nervous about going out with a bunch of people he didn't know. it was cool since it was other people making excuses, and me trying to wind people up and get people out.ok rambling, but i'll say tomorrow's plans are definitely not getting cancelled and should be excellent. free lunch followed by a day at the Busker Festival and then a pub crawl. I think it'll be short on the lady front, but still good.Also, I bought a beard trimmer, and I have a pretty decent beard right now. I'm debating on shaving stripes into my beard, or just some funny Hulk Hogan moustache, to go along with my orange Milf Hunter trucker hat for the pub crawl tomorrow.Comments/Suggestions appreciated.
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PM Sent...don't need everyone knowing my last name..
I only find that funny because of all the people who you don't want knowing your last name, I might be on top of the list.$$ sent...so are we playing on stars or party? ben, you got cash on party and want to play?
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Between you, me, and the Internet...I'm ashamed to be sending money to you.Someone please remind me how to transfer on Party. I can't find it.Ok, found it.I need your last name.First name is Chris, right? I'm kinda drunk.Holy crap...the Helmuth meditation thing is on now.best WSOP broadcast ever.
seconded. When they showed him brushing his teeth, I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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