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The AA vs AQ hand was awesome when he tried to pick up the pot on the flop and then hit his queen on the turn. The money was probobly going in anyway but the 2k bet was perfect to suck him in.I need to learn to play sometime...
I'm starting to flatcall behind a little more with hands like that so I can get paid. I'm finding that playing a little trappy results in me getting paid much more often than raising on the flop with a hand like that in that spot.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I've got to keep the body parts I keep from my conquests from freezer burn, right?Who likes brittle fingers and toes in their freezer?
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I'm starting to feel this way myself.Dahmer, paging Jeffrey Dahmer.Alright guys. I'm outta here. I'm sure I'll be back later looking for pity. Have fun everyone, see ya.
I was actually in Junior High School, not far from where they found him. They locked us in the building for a while that day.
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Well, that was quick. I prepare for this Ironman freeroll and want to do real well in it. First few hands, guy keeps popping me back and shows AA, QQ, AQ, AJ in the first 15 minutes of the tournament. Finally I raise with 55, he pops me back again, I push, he calls with AK, flop 993, Turn K. GG me. Not even 300 players, 90 cash, and I can't even ****ing get out of the first 15 minutes.

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long uneventful night at the club, working 11-5am tonight. great week on the scale, lost 5lbs more.for some reason I haven't worked out in nearly two weeks but have had a great two weeks.Since June 12th, down 38.8 almost 40lbs. Okanywho, nada else.have fun kiddies.

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long uneventful night at the club, working 11-5am tonight. great week on the scale, lost 5lbs more.for some reason I haven't worked out in nearly two weeks but have had a great two weeks.Since June 12th, down 38.8 almost 40lbs. Okanywho, nada else.have fun kiddies.
Muscle weighs more then fat. Then again, more muscle = more calories burned... either way, that's a heck of a lot of weight lost, nice job.
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Muscle weighs more then fat. Then again, more muscle = more calories burned... either way, that's a heck of a lot of weight lost, nice job.
thanks, I'd rather be working out, I had a back issue last week. I'll be starting the workout regiment again on Mondayon a seperate note, I just played a sng, and I lasted 45 hands, I didn't see even one ace, not one and got nothing but k2 type hands. That was weird.edit: Third hand in my next one A2, which I folded. hahaIt's the point dammit
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Well that makes two of us.
Three. I'm playing PLO and watching the Charger game. Rivers is money so far.
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Good evening, bitches.
For some reason this reminded me of the Charlie Murphy/Prince Skit.Aaaaaaaand ****. Guy calls my all in with Q4 in Party 200k, I have 44, flop Q65. ************ **** **** **** **** ****ing son of a **** *** *****
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Three. I'm playing PLO and watching the Charger game. Rivers is money so far.
The packers are no good...that is all.What site you playing ben?
For some reason this reminded me of the Charlie Murphy/Prince Skit.Aaaaaaaand ****. Guy calls my all in with Q4 in Party 200k, I have 44, flop Q65. ************ **** **** **** **** ****ing son of a **** *** *****
It was my fault.. I am running shitty tonight and I was railing..
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What bar do you want to meet me at?? I'm bored out of my f'ing mind
That's actually pretty tempting. The only problem is there's no way I'm going anywhere (long day), and there are no good bars around me. If you come to my place, carry me downstairs, and drive me to a strip club I'm in like Flynn.
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That's actually pretty tempting. The only problem is there's no way I'm going anywhere (long day), and there are no good bars around me. If you come to my place, carry me downstairs, and drive me to a strip club I'm in like Flynn.
Tempting, but I am a weak mofo that couldn't carry you across the room...Only strip club I've been to DT was VIP's, and I was a wreak. No point to that story...
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For some reason this reminded me of the Charlie Murphy/Prince Skit.
Nice, Zim. Most don't ever pick up on that.
Tempting, but I am a weak mofo that couldn't carry you across the room...Only strip club I've been to DT was VIP's, and I was a wreak. No point to that story...
I like my men weak and honest.I'm actually not a huge strip club guy...but I did feel my first fake fatsacs at one. Good times.
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That's actually pretty tempting. The only problem is there's no way I'm going anywhere (long day), and there are no good bars around me. If you come to my place, carry me downstairs, and drive me to a strip club I'm in like Flynn.
I figured I should give you some good bar recommendations for Hyde Park...and then I remembered that there aren't any. It is probably the saddest University area in the world. I usually ended up drinking at Bar Louie because a friend of mine worked there, plus they never carded any of my under-21 friends.
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