I Called In Sick Today

[turd ferguson 1]

Turd, that would be fcking awesome. There's a bunch of good stuff I want to play for Debbi. Man I hate driving home since they took that show off the air. I wonder what he's going to do on TV?

I'll send you a PM with the info. Anybody else that wants it can PM me too.

[MisterB 2]

So remember how I asked for advice on asking that girl out on tuesday. Well guess who just showed up. I talked to her for a minute on her way in, and then while she was tanning I thought of a good way to ask her out. So I get it all set-up I have a plan. Im going to be outside when shes on her way out walking in, yes I can time it. Then when she comes out I am going to ask her out for a drink when she gets back from toronto next week along the lines of "hey when you get back want to grab a drink sometime?" Im outside walking in, shes on her way out:Me: Hey whats upBrooke: HiMe: So when are you getting back?Brooke: Saturday or Sunday I dont know when my flight isMe: Well where are you flying out of, NY or hartford?Brooke: HartfordMe: Well have a good tripBrooke: Thanks, Bye (exit stage left):hates being a choker face:

[zimmer4141 0]

So remember how I asked for advice on asking that girl out on tuesday. Well guess who just showed up. I talked to her for a minute on her way in, and then while she was tanning I thought of a good way to ask her out. So I get it all set-up I have a plan. Im going to be outside when shes on her way out walking in, yes I can time it. Then when she comes out I am going to ask her out for a drink when she gets back from toronto next week along the lines of "hey when you get back want to grab a drink sometime?" Im outside walking in, shes on her way out:Me: Hey whats upBrooke: HiMe: So when are you getting back?Brooke: Saturday or Sunday I dont know when my flight isMe: Well where are you flying out of, NY or hartford?Brooke: HartfordMe: Well have a good tripBrooke: Thanks, Bye (exit stage left):hates being a choker face:

:Slaps you in the face face:

[missIdaho 1]

I'm gonna try this once again. Anyone got yahooo messenger and want to play pool with me. I'm bored.

[turd ferguson 1]

Me: Hey whats upBrooke: HiMe: So when are you getting back?Brooke: Saturday or Sunday I dont know when my flight isMe: Well where are you flying out of, NY or hartford?Brooke: HartfordMe: Well have a good tripBrooke: Thanks, Bye (exit stage left):hates being a choker face:

Hey, guys. Big gulps, huh? Cool. All right! Well, see ya later.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

So remember how I asked for advice on asking that girl out on tuesday. Well guess who just showed up. I talked to her for a minute on her way in, and then while she was tanning I thought of a good way to ask her out. So I get it all set-up I have a plan. Im going to be outside when shes on her way out walking in, yes I can time it. Then when she comes out I am going to ask her out for a drink when she gets back from toronto next week along the lines of "hey when you get back want to grab a drink sometime?" Im outside walking in, shes on her way out:Me: Hey whats upBrooke: HiMe: So when are you getting back?Brooke: Saturday or Sunday I dont know when my flight isMe: Well where are you flying out of, NY or hartford?Brooke: HartfordMe: Well have a good tripBrooke: Thanks, Bye (exit stage left):hates being a choker face:

sorry for laughing, but you know, you're funny

Hey, guys. Big gulps, huh? Cool. All right! Well, see ya later.

what the hell does this mean?

[missIdaho 1]

So remember how I asked for advice on asking that girl out on tuesday. Well guess who just showed up. I talked to her for a minute on her way in, and then while she was tanning I thought of a good way to ask her out. So I get it all set-up I have a plan. Im going to be outside when shes on her way out walking in, yes I can time it. Then when she comes out I am going to ask her out for a drink when she gets back from toronto next week along the lines of "hey when you get back want to grab a drink sometime?" Im outside walking in, shes on her way out:Me: Hey whats upBrooke: HiMe: So when are you getting back?Brooke: Saturday or Sunday I dont know when my flight isMe: Well where are you flying out of, NY or hartford?Brooke: HartfordMe: Well have a good tripBrooke: Thanks, Bye (exit stage left):hates being a choker face:

i'm so dissapointed in you

[tyfgine 0]

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[turd ferguson 1]

what the hell does this mean?

It just reminded me of the scene in Dumb and Dumber when Lloyd comes out of the gas station and talks to the guys with the Big Gulps.

[missIdaho 1]

I'm gonna try this once again. Anyone got yahooo messenger and want to play pool with me. I'm bored.

PLLLEEEAAASSEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gobears 0]

For some reason MisterB's freezeup reminded me of a storyAt one of my first jobs out of college, I used to go to this Japanese restaurant frequently during lunch. The waitress there was very cute and we used to chat quite a bit when I ate there.Some of my friends at work thought that she had a thing for me as did I so one day I go there by myself; sit down and wait for my chance.As we're talking; I say "So would you like to go out sometime?" - she puts her hands to her mouth, looks horrified, says..."I can't" and bugs out of there.Great "read" on my part...

[turd ferguson 1]

So I met with a buddy of mine for lunch this afternoon, and after a heated debate about the nutritional value of various cheeses I bet him that he couldn't go seven days without anything to eat except string cheese. What do you guys think? Personally, I'm quite curious about how it will effect his poo.

[zimmer4141 0]

I think he could do it if he's committed enough. Sounds like a good prop bet.

[MisterB 2]

:Slaps you in the face face:

The best response.And yes chris I know I it is funny to laugh at misterBs expense, I frequently do. Whats really funny is I was writing you a text message when she started walking out and had to close my phone.What can you do, Ill see her in 10 days and we'll try again.

So I met with a buddy of mine for lunch this afternoon, and after a heated debate about the nutritional value of various cheeses I bet him that he couldn't go seven days without anything to eat except string cheese. What do you guys think? Personally, I'm quite curious about how it will effect his poo.

Id take that action. 7 days. I probably would never eat string cheese again for the rest of my life, but Id do it for the right price. At least 3 figures. Im thinking at least $250 but theres no way to monitor such a bet so its indifferent

[insano 0]

So I met with a buddy of mine for lunch this afternoon, and after a heated debate about the nutritional value of various cheeses I bet him that he couldn't go seven days without anything to eat except string cheese. What do you guys think? Personally, I'm quite curious about how it will effect his poo.

If I could have something to drink with it I think it would be fine. Jack & Coke will literally disolve anything that I eat.

[turd ferguson 1]

Id take that action. 7 days. I probably would never eat string cheese again for the rest of my life, but Id do it for the right price. At least 3 figures. Im thinking at least $250 but theres no way to monitor such a bet so its indifferent

He's really poor so if he wins he gets $200. If I win he has to do my next three oil changes/car washes. This includes detailing the interior. I'm not worried about monitoring him. He's been pretty much my best friend for the past eight years so we're on the honor system.

If I could have something to drink with it I think it would be fine. Jack & Coke will literally disolve anything that I eat.

He can drink whatever he wants except for protein shakes and things like that.How did you do that avatar? Right now I'm trying to put a football jersey on T-Rex, and I'm really having trouble cropping the jersey so that it doesn't have any white around it.

[insano 0]

How did you do that avatar? Right now I'm trying to put a football jersey on T-Rex, and I'm really having trouble cropping the jersey so that it doesn't have any white around it.

Photoshop. It will work wonders. I will do it for you if you ask nicely.

[MisterB 2]

He's really poor so if he wins he gets $200. If I win he has to do my next three oil changes/car washes. This includes detailing the interior. I'm not worried about monitoring him. He's been pretty much my best friend for the past eight years so we're on the honor system.

Well then Id say take the bet. But get all the health details including weight. You may discover the brand new SUPER diet that could make you millions. Nothing but string cheese he could lose a couple lbs.But the "Turd Diet" might not sell so forget that idea

[turd ferguson 1]

Photoshop. It will work wonders. I will do it for you if you ask nicely.

How do I get Photoshop? I'd like to do it myself.

Well then Id say take the bet. But get all the health details including weight. You may discover the brand new SUPER diet that could make you millions. Nothing but string cheese he could lose a couple lbs.But the "Turd Diet" might not sell so forget that idea

I'm going to record everything, and even have him keep a little video diary every day.

[insano 0]

How do I get Photoshop? I'd like to do it myself.

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[Theraflu 1,035]

juanda, ivey, matusow, and gus hansen on 100/200 PL omaha

[MisterB 2]

juanda, ivey, matusow, and gus hansen on 100/200 PL omaha

Isnt friedman in on that game too?Zim you got the roll, sit with them

[zimmer4141 0]

Isnt friedman in on that game too?Zim you got the roll, sit with them

I think that staking Ron Mexico is a better investment of my money.

[insano 0]

I'm losing my *** playing chinese poker. I should quit. But I can't.

[turd ferguson 1]

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Thank you sir.