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Just got out of a meeting, the end result is that I'm considering leaving my firm in the next 6 months or so. Apparently I'm going to spend the next 3 weeks in Wadley, Arkansas auditing a hospital / heathcare complex. The only other person from my firm out there is a nigerian senior who's doing a tour here in the US. I can barely understand him. I found out at noon on friday, it starts monday morning. I have zero healthcare experience, and healthcare is one of the most specialized industries as far as accounting goes because of the complex dealings with insurance, etc. The senior barely knows US accounting policies (he's only been here a few months) and certainly not US healthcare policies. I have a hard enough time spending enough time with the wife as it is, and leaving for 3 weeks when our whole living room is due to be delivered just isn't going to work.I'm strongly considering dabbling in ForEx trading, or taking a sales job somewhere, but that seems like a waste of an advanced degree.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I knew you'd like that one.In other news, I have now eaten meatloaf with mac & cheese for 5 of my last 6 meals.
tell everyone you used to be fat, call the beef industry and Kraft, make millions, if not billionsMatt isn't gonna work though, change it to..umm, Jared? Jarrett? Jeremy, thats it.
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Just got out of a meeting, the end result is that I'm considering leaving my firm in the next 6 months or so. Apparently I'm going to spend the next 3 weeks in Wadley, Arkansas
I quit your job for you at this point of the story.
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Do you have your CPA yet? Most of my friends in auditing put up with the crap for just long enough to get their CPA and then quit for the private sector.
I like that word. Sector. Kinda rolls off the tongue.You know what word I don't like? Girlfriend. Something about the "rl" sound in the word never sounds right.
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Cowboy's job rant
that big c0ck and Beemer aint helping you now is it big boy?if you want one of us to look in on your wife, let us know. I was thinking about going to a Live show in Dallas anyway.
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I like that word. Sector. Kinda rolls off the tongue.You know what word I don't like? Girlfriend. Something about the "rl" sound in the word never sounds right.
That's nipple rolling of your tongue when you sector tits......(lemon pledge) hanging my head in shame(#####0000)Yeah, that "rl" sound is funny though, like a chick trying to talk with a mouthful of cum.
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Catching up from last night.. I'm going to not play/mention/talk about [that game you play with the cards for money] today, as a sign of mourning for the poker world, and the horror that will follow in the next year.That said, is the whole Jamie Gold/Ari Gold thing true? or just a ploy to get people to stop hating him?

did i imply that i in some way did not agree with mk?oh, and yes, i did bump the couch thread, due to it's awesomeness
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Thought the exact same thing...
Anyway we all thought this was pretty funny and it got alot funnier when my girlfriend dropped to her knees and blew the snowman. I actually have a pic of that, i'll post it next week.We made the expression on the snowmans face like he was getting head too.
I'm hard. Great story.
BLIZKRIEG BUMP OLD THREADS TO PUT COUCH ON PAGE 3.Who's with me?
I love you.
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Meh, maybe we can have some fun in General when the boss leaves
Is it bad when you're the second person to make an alter ego so you have to use a different name?
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Why the crap isn't either of them wearing a denim vest?
Don't worry, I was wearing it, but I took the picture. The magazine just emailed us back, they are worried about using that picture because their advertisers might not know awesome when they see it.
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"You see, I happen to play a lot of online poker. But anyhoo, the possibility that online poker is, in some way, 'fixed' or 'rigged' has been mentioned and discussed ad nauseum in online poker forums (several of which I am a frequent contributor to), even to the point where the word 'rigged' has become a punchline that needs no joke!! Several of my online friends and I decided the word 'rigged' was, in fact, overused as an out-of-context word of hilarity, and thus we replaced it with 'broccoli' instead. So you see, instead of saying 'online poker is rigged' we now would say, 'online poker is broccoli'!!!! How hilarious is that??
Winner.
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Don't give a fuck. I've never seen it written out so I just took a shot.
So you're saying the boxes you've been buying aren't labelled...you just make guesses based on the picture on the front?
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Fuck off, my son. I do not want my name associated with this mediocre account.
Lol, sorry, didn't mean to associate you with him. Clearly he made his deal with the devil, not you.
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