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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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JJ: My mother died in a horrible car accident three years ago.MK: A-Ha, haha! That's great! Can I suck your cock now?
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"You see, I happen to play a lot of online poker. But anyhoo, the possibility that online poker is, in some way, 'fixed' or 'rigged' has been mentioned and discussed ad nauseum in online poker forums (several of which I am a frequent contributor to), even to the point where the word 'rigged' has become a punchline that needs no joke!! Several of my online friends and I decided the word 'rigged' was, in fact, overused as an out-of-context word of hilarity, and thus we replaced it with 'broccoli' instead. So you see, instead of saying 'online poker is rigged' we now would say, 'online poker is broccoli'!!!! How hilarious is that??
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you don't like george bush either? high five!!
get outhillbillykindly leavewhite trashand MK is rich and white, so he obviously a republicanand you're the dingbat the bumped the couch thread from page 4.
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"You see, I happen to play a lot of online poker. But anyhoo, the possibility that online poker is, in some way, 'fixed' or 'rigged' has been mentioned and discussed ad nauseum in online poker forums (several of which I am a frequent contributor to), even to the point where the word 'rigged' has become a punchline that needs no joke!! Several of my online friends and I decided the word 'rigged' was, in fact, overused as an out-of-context word of hilarity, and thus we replaced it with 'broccoli' instead. So you see, instead of saying 'online poker is rigged' we now would say, 'online poker is broccoli'!!!! How hilarious is that??
JJ: Haha...I order #6, Chicken wif Brokri for runch.
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oh ok, we're starting off positve todayticktick ticktick
smug ( P ) Pronunciation Key (smg)adj. smug·ger, smug·gest Exhibiting or feeling great or offensive satisfaction with oneself or with one's situation; self-righteously complacent: “the smug look of a toad breakfasting on fat marsh flies” (William Pearson). Hmm, that word does not mean what I thought it means...I thought it meant a general feeling of being better than everyone else. Don't make me pull out the baseball bat. I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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get outhillbillykindly leavewhite trashand MK is rich and white, so he obviously a republicanand you're the dingbat the bumped the couch thread from page 4.
did i imply that i in some way did not agree with mk?oh, and yes, i did bump the couch thread, due to it's awesomeness
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