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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Zim, you should obv get a Chargers throwback hat, the best team, the best uniform.It's 1am here and I'm beat. But I have been smokinjg/drinking all day.
I have Seau and Flutie (yes Flutie) Chargers jerseys, a fitted hat, and a helmet. I'm officially the biggest Chargers fan in Canada.
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no fees? yes.
just making sure.
Lesbian porn is hot...as long as the lesbains are hot.
yeah, screw dirtydutch. this one is pretty good too, a couple attractive young schoolgirls going at it. they just broke out the strapon too, i am quite enjoying it.
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Lesbian porn is hot...as long as the lesbains are hot.Umm, just my 2 cents, but I'd go with a Bengals hat. (I'm a Chad Johnson fan, what can I say?)
I'm pretty sure the chargers play the bengals this year, we definitely need to put a bet on that game.
I have Seau and Flutie (yes Flutie) Chargers jerseys, a fitted hat, and a helmet. I'm officially the biggest Chargers fan in Canada.
Excellent. My family has had season tickets since '92. I predict a super bowl victory this year, but I don't know what the deal is with Quentin Jammer. 30 Mil?
LOL, Matusow is the freakin man.
QFT+LMG.
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Holy Crap, Allen just spoke!
Haha yeah I caught that too. For some reason when people that don't speak often say something even moderately funny, its a lot more enjoyable
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Excellent. My family has had season tickets since '92. I predict a super bowl victory this year, but I don't know what the deal is with Quentin Jammer. 30 Mil?
I called the SB year in the preseason, when I was like 8. My dad bet on it, and was very happy. I thought the best chance was two years ago. I don't see Rivers doing it this year, maybe next. The Jammer deal makes little sense, but it's the NFL, no guaranteed contracts, so it's not too bad.
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I don't see Rivers doing it this year, maybe next.
As long as he can hand the ball off, Iml ok.
I suppose you expect me to give you the spread, too?
Yes, yes I do.
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Well, I'm out of a $22 Speed tourney, 0 for 3 on $100 Sngs tonight, and just got rivered by a flush draw/overpair to my set in a $550 pot.Other than that this night is just going ****ing great.

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Watching the '02 ME during the break makes me wonder how ESPN ever decided Norman Chad was better than Gabe Kaplan.
what is Gabe Kaplan's marital situation? without that kind of info, poker commentary is useless.
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Well, I'm out of a $22 Speed tourney, 0 for 3 on $100 Sngs tonight, and just got rivered by a flush draw/overpair to my set in a $550 pot.Other than that this night is just going ****ing great.
I'm out too, but Bizzle is still in. Good thing we decided to split our cumulative prize money equally between the three of us.
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I'm out too, but Bizzle is still in. Good thing we decided to split our cumulative prize money equally between the four of us.
yeah, that was a good move. you guys can just send my quarter of whatever bizzle wins to my pokerstars account, since i'm heading to bed.
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