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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Here is my problem:It is 2 AM, the WSOP FT is entertaining and I want to see the end, I've had at least 10 beers, and I'm not tired at all.However, I have to finish a job in Peterborough (1.5 hours away) by noon. I'm down to 2 beers and 3 smokes. The alcohol situation doesn't bother me, I have much vodka and rum, but I'm too drunk to go get more smokes.What do I do?
Try to buy smokes, and then come back and post a story about the people you meet at the gas station at 2 a.m. while drunk.
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How angry did he sound about the fact that he couldn't bring his beer into the booth with him?
How awesome would it be for Scotty to vomit at some point on this live broadcast?
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watch a lot of lebowski lately?who hasnt?
It's not just Lebowski, it's a perfect drink. If you make it right, it's like a chocolate milkshake. A delicious, very alcoholic, chocolate milkshake.
soulmate. same happens to this guy.ever had a black russian? thats what my grandfather drinks at 91. it'll put some hair on your grundle for sure.
I have, not as good. And I wax my grundle every other week. Like you didn't know that.
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It's not just Lebowski, it's a perfect drink. If you make it right, it's like a chocolate milkshake. A delicious, very alcoholic, chocolate milkshake.I have, not as good. And I wax my grundle every other week. Like you didn't know that.
I did know that.And yes, white russians were good before lebowski. although the wr/bowling combo is attributed to the movie.i love my cat way too much. seriously. way toom uch.
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I did know that.And yes, white russians were good before lebowski. although the wr/bowling combo is attributed to the movie.i love my cat way too much. seriously. way toom uch.
The key is a lot of ice. The wr needs to be cold.My dog is scared of cats, true story. SHe rules.
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Royal Tenenbaums on FX right now. LOVE that movie.
Almost Famous was on tonight. LOVE that movie.
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Almost Famous was on tonight. LOVE that movie.
Dang, I missed it. Possible replay?Don't like that play with KT at all. Even the hands like the diamond draw have a ton of outs against him, and there's a lot that he's in pretty bad shape against.
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Figures! Matt gets me drunk...gets me all worked up...and then leaves me! What is a woman to do with all this pent up sexual aggression?
...Looks like I showed up just in time
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A. The play with KT isn't that bad.
I don't like Gold's demeanour, but he's playing better than most others at the table. He's playing very loose preflop and for small bets (his 2-3 bluff he only bet 1/3 the pot), but every time he's putting in big bets or playing after someone else has raised, he's had the goods. They're trying to make their stands, but they're doing it at the wrong times.
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Figures! Matt gets me drunk...gets me all worked up...and then leaves me! What is a woman to do with all this pent up sexual aggression?
Dont you have something lying on the floor you could jump on?
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Gold hasn't been committing with bad hands lately. I don't see how K10 can possibly be a decent favourite there, and there was obviously no FE.
The thing is, we haven't seen many of his hands. He had been pushing Wasicka around, there was a good chance Gold had a flush draw/straight draw/Queen/K with a lower kicker. KT is pretty good against his range IMO.
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I don't like Gold's demeanour, but he's playing better than most others at the table. He's playing very loose preflop and for small bets (his 2-3 bluff he only bet 1/3 the pot), but every time he's putting in big bets or playing after someone else has raised, he's had the goods. They're trying to make their stands, but they're doing it at the wrong times.
I think Chan took Gold aside after the first break and told him to wake the fuck up. He's been playing very solid after the first few hours.
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