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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I'm more than a little turned on.Yeah, we're in Regents Park (by the lake) so my g/f can be close to the rest of the law school clowns. I try to spend as much of my time up in Wrigleyville and Lincoln Park with my friends as possible.Any tips on places to go around here?
Wow. I lived in the south tower of regents park till 2 months ago. The original pancake house (two blocks away) is an awesome place for breakfast if you haven't gone yet. The dixie kitchen is actually really good southern food. For anything beyond food and learning, hyde park is not the place to be. Go downtown/north side for any entertainment purposes.
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haha, no.<insert common 16 year old nude picture jokes here>and zim you suck, go rob a liquor store.
Yeah, that'd be about as good a career move as Robert Downey Jr.'s 4th Coke arrest.
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Yeah, I just discovered that my house is completely dry, so no drinking games for me tonight.On the upside I've been pwning shorthanded 2/4 NL, up about $460 tonight, but still down for the day.
have i mentioned that you shouldn't tell your friends at school how much money you play for?
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have i mentioned that you shouldn't tell your friends at school how much money you play for?
I believe you have, and I've said I will try, but one drunken night it will assuredly come out.
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Yeah, that'd be about as good a career move as Robert Downey Jr.'s 4th Coke arrest.
yea if i was sober i was going to make some pretty good career parellels, but im not, so robert downey jr. sounds pretty adequate.
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Wow. I lived in the south tower of regents park till 2 months ago. The original pancake house (two blocks away) is an awesome place for breakfast if you haven't gone yet. The dixie kitchen is actually really good southern food. For anything beyond food and learning, hyde park is not the place to be. Go downtown/north side for any entertainment purposes.
That's funny. I had the best catfish po' boy of my life at Dixie Kitchen a few weeks ago. Haven't tried pancake house yet...but yeah, I spend as much time as possible out of Hyde Park.
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aaaaaand Im bakck.

have i mentioned that you shouldn't tell your friends at school how much money you play for?
agreed. will you buy me some more kahlua?
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I've decided I need new friends. Although for some strange reason I can find myself ending up in the situation I am in all over again regardless of the new friends I find.Anyone care to repost the link to the webcast so I can watch it?

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I've decided I need new friends. Although for some strange reason I can find myself ending up in the situation I am in all over again regardless of the new friends I find.Anyone care to repost the link to the webcast so I can watch it?
http://wsp.feedroom.com/ifr_main.jsp?st=11...730300098#frtopYou have to use IE for it to work.As for the friend situation, allow me to guess: Friend A and C did something that ticked off Friend B and Friend B came to you, but you feel torn because you're friends with both A and B, but onlly acquaintances with friend C.
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I wish I was in the Rio with a team of 50 heavily armed men right now. Not for homoerotic purposes either.
Seriously, that might be the biggest heist ever if you could figure out a way to do it.All you need is Quills. (+1000 cool points to whomever gets that reference)
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http://wsp.feedroom.com/ifr_main.jsp?st=11...730300098#frtopYou have to use IE for it to work.As for the friend situation, allow me to guess: Friend A and C did something that ticked off Friend B and Friend B came to you, but you feel torn because you're friends with both A and B, but onlly acquaintances with friend C.
Link takes me to a login screen. I log in using my insider info and it asks me if I want to pay 24.95.Friend situation is slightly more complicated than that.
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have i mentioned that you shouldn't tell your friends at school how much money you play for?
I believe you have, and I've said I will try, but one drunken night it will assuredly come out.
Yea and dont have auto-login/password checked when you open up the software
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Trade you for a bowl's worth of marihoochie. I love caucasians. I wish I had one right now. This pinot just isn't cutting the mustard.
I have been buying vodka, kahlua, and half and half like you wouldn't belive. me an my friends have just been sucking down the white russians lately.even though we always use way more vodka then kahlua, we always run out of kelhua fisrt? whaaa?
Yes I should use the search function, but I didnt see it around so...http://a368.l2047451863.c20474.g.lm.akamai...reflector:51863NM I found it in that huge thread.Lock it up.
Try this one Peter.
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I have been buying vodka, kahlua, and half and half like you wouldn't belive. me an my friends have just been sucking down the white russians lately.even though we always use way more vodka then kahlua, we always run out of kelhua fisrt? whaaa?Try this one Peter.
watch a lot of lebowski lately?who hasnt?
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I have been buying vodka, kahlua, and half and half like you wouldn't belive. me an my friends have just been sucking down the white russians lately.even though we always use way more vodka then kahlua, we always run out of kelhua fisrt? whaaa?
soulmate. same happens to this guy.ever had a black russian? thats what my grandfather drinks at 91. it'll put some hair on your grundle for sure.
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Here is my problem:It is 2 AM, the WSOP FT is entertaining and I want to see the end, I've had at least 10 beers, and I'm not tired at all.However, I have to finish a job in Peterborough (1.5 hours away) by noon. I'm down to 2 beers and 3 smokes. The alcohol situation doesn't bother me, I have much vodka and rum, but I'm too drunk to go get more smokes.What do I do?

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