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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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You know, watching this year's ft vs the 2004...I really am not missing the hole cards that much. I'd like to know what they have on the hands that don't go to showdown, but it doesn't really bother me very much, and its actually kind of nice to have to try to figure out what they have for myself.

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Bwaaa, i'm drunk and love you all............Just sayingI love watching this but hate that it's late and I have to work tom.oh well, drunken Randy chiming in.
We love you too man.I'll be missin you at the White Sox game.
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You know, watching this year's ft vs the 2004...I really am not missing the hole cards that much. I'd like to know what they have on the hands that don't go to showdown, but it doesn't really bother me very much, and its actually kind of nice to have to try to figure out what they have for myself.
I have no complaints at all. When AC finally called with the A9 I was shaking
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Ummmm, hello? You're gonna me me too, right? RIGHT??
No. We would've ended up fucking in the luxury suite bathroom...creating a huge mess for us (and endless amusement for Sickies).
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No. We would've ended up fucking in the luxury suite bathroom...creating a huge mess for us (and endless amusement for Sickies).
Somewhere, Cindy's praying this happens.
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1. anyone wanna play some pokah? i have money on party and a little on stars. any game but razz.2. tonight's drinking is based on a lot of leftovers. ready for this? margaritascab-shirazarbor mistpinot grigiogross, i know. desperate times...

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1. anyone wanna play some pokah? i have money on party and a little on stars. any game but razz.2. tonight's drinking is based on a lot of leftovers. ready for this? margaritascab-shirazarbor mist pinot grigiogross, i know. desperate times...
You gonna take your chihuahua for a walk in the park and roll some fags in the bathroom when you're done?
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You gonna take your chihuahua for a walk in the park and roll some fags in the bathroom when you're done?
Easy to take shots when you know there's no possible comeback. Anyways, I've been e-gay for a while...I figure I'll just dive all the way in.I haven't gotten to the Arbor Mist yet. I'll give it a fair review once I do.
I have money on stars..I'll play whatever.
Shall we jump on a .5-1 stud table?
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bummed i'll miss it bad.Was playing some; heads up during the break and got it all in QQ vs AQ and of course, A on the river...gg me
i write up my story just for you and you're too tanked to read it. just great.
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I just smoked a joint and poured myself another white russian, waiting to watc h therest of the me, life=good.

We're all thinking it...I'll just come out and say it.Yes, I wear Kermit the Frog boxer shorts. Gotta problem with that?
My boxers have weiner dogs all over them. I rule.
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I just smoked a joint and poured myself another white russian, waiting to watc h therest of the me, life=good.My boxers have weiner dogs all over them. I rule.
You're in for the drinking game, right? It would make me feel less like I'm drinking alone!
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I just smoked a joint and poured myself another white russian, waiting to watc h therest of the me, life=good.My boxers have weiner dogs all over them. I rule.
I have wiener boxers...and dog boxers...but no wiener dog boxers. I'm serious.I wish I had a jibba right now. Ship some high my way.
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You're in for the drinking game, right? It would make me feel less like I'm drinking alone!
I'm in, but I have been doing extra credit over the break.
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Arbor Mist tastes like the Barles and James I used to steal from my mother way back in the day...but with vomit mixed in.

You're in for the drinking game, right? It would make me feel less like I'm drinking alone!
I'm in as well. I didn't realize UC kids played drinking games...the only ones I've seen since I moved here seem to have a stick so far up there *** that it would be nearly impossible to...........I lost it. Crap. I know I was going somewhere funny with that.
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Ari Gold quote of the night:Your goal is to get this man, Johnny Drama, a job. I don't care if it is a porn shoot where he is getting gang raped by a gaggle of Silverback apes.

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Arbor Mist tastes like the Barles and James I used to steal from my mother way back in the day...but with vomit mixed in.I'm in as well. I didn't realize UC kids played drinking games...the only ones I've seen since I moved here seem to have a stick so far up there *** that it would be nearly impossible to...........I lost it. Crap. I know I was going somewhere funny with that.
They don't - it was always sad when my room in the dorms was the only one where people could come to drink - though we do maintain that you can't drink on Tuesdays. But yeah, UC kids do in general have a stick up their ***, glad I'm out of there.Are you in Hyde Park?
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Ari Gold quote of the night:Your goal is to get this man, Johnny Drama, a job. I don't care if it is a porn shoot where he is getting gang raped by a gaggle of Silverback apes.
I'm more than a little turned on.
They don't - it was always sad when my room in the dorms was the only one where people could come to drink - though we do maintain that you can't drink on Tuesdays. But yeah, UC kids do in general have a stick up their ***, glad I'm out of there.Are you in Hyde Park?
Yeah, we're in Regents Park (by the lake) so my g/f can be close to the rest of the law school clowns. I try to spend as much of my time up in Wrigleyville and Lincoln Park with my friends as possible.Any tips on places to go around here?
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Ari Gold quote of the night:Your goal is to get this man, Johnny Drama, a job. I don't care if it is a porn shoot where he is getting gang raped by a gaggle of Silverback apes.
i havent seen the first 2 seasons but caught up one day with like 8 episodes of season 3 on demand, thoroughly enjoyed that line.I dont play drinking games, im an alcoholic. i just drink.zim are you going to play? i got some Sam summer ales waiting for ya, with coors light as a backup. and a bottle of grey goose after that. so we'll be all set cutie.i mean, bro.
Just incase anyone cares, I'm not wearing any panties, and I'm getting drunk with Matt and folding almost every hand. What does that tell you?That I'm getting crappy cards of course!
that ill be beating off while getting drunk and watchin the main event?
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Yeah, I just discovered that my house is completely dry, so no drinking games for me tonight.On the upside I've been pwning shorthanded 2/4 NL, up about $460 tonight, but still down for the day.

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