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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Why oh why can't I hit an open ended straight flush draw when my tournament life is on the line?
I've determined using the DaCDubb Code that OESFD's are myths. They are actually one step above drawing dead, and almost never hit.
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Think JJ is foldable for Lee there. Tough to say because I'm not in there playing, but the way Gold has been playing he figures to have JJ beat.
I agree. Of course it's easy to say in hindsight, but all things considered, with the fact that he has decent chips,a nd the limp / re-raise by gold.. i think it was foldable
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Think JJ is foldable for Lee there. Tough to say because I'm not in there playing, but the way Gold has been playing he figures to have JJ beat.
Yeah. I'd say queens would've been marginal in Lee's position, but jacks are very foldable there.
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Think JJ is foldable for Lee there. Tough to say because I'm not in there playing, but the way Gold has been playing he figures to have JJ beat.
Yep, he's really tightened up after AC made that ridicumazing call. I don't see how JJ could be good there.
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Especially with the 2nd biggest stack. I usually adhere to this rule:Limp-Reraise = AA,KK,QQ almost alwaysAlso, do you really want to be in a coinflip there? No way
From what I've seen, among decent players, that play is almost always a monster
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From what I've seen, among decent players, that play is almost always a monster
Yeah, I've folded queens to that live, and then the guy flipped up his 99 that he though was good. I hate that about live. I can usually read if a guy thinks that he's strong or if he thinks that he's weak, but I can't figure out what he thinks qualifies as weak/strong.
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Yep, he's really tightened up after AC made that ridicumazing call. I don't see how JJ could be good there.
Did he look like a man beaten by Jacks?
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Are they on break or something? I just clicked that link and it's showing the 2003 final table.Also, I'm considering getting drunk by myself. Thoughts?Oh, and why does everyone hate Jaime Gold? Is he that much of a ****** or just annoyingly lucky?

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We could probably make a drinking game out of this.Every pot that goes to a flop- 1 drinkEvery time Cunningham takes a pot- 1 drinkEvery time there is a bet larger than 1 million- 1 drinkEvery time someone is eliminated- Down itEvery time Phil or Ali play Roshambo- 2 DrinksEvery time they lose- Down itContinue.

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1. Yes, they're on break for the next 90 min.2. I'm drinking by myself. It's underrated.3. I don't know.

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Goddammit, I really suck at tournaments. Of course I flop a flush draw, miss. Then I have 87 on a 986 board, guy has 98 and I miss. Go me.I guess it's cash games til the final table is done.

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We could probably make a drinking game out of this.Every pot that goes to a flop- 1 drinkEvery time Cunningham takes a pot- 1 drinkEvery time there is a bet larger than 1 million- 1 drinkEvery time someone is eliminated- Down itEvery time Phil or Ali play Roshambo- 2 DrinksEvery time they lose- Down itContinue.
I'd change it so that every pot that goes to the turn - 1 drink, but other than that, I'm down.and yes, drinking alone does suck.I'd forgotten how annoying Matthias Anderson was.
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This must be a sign I should quit playing for the night.PokerStars Game #5873148368: 7 Card Stud Limit ($1/$2) - 2006/08/10 - 23:56:09 (ET)Table 'Wallia' 8-maxSeat 1: bifocal ($42.30 in chips) Seat 2: Hamlet79 ($43.30 in chips) Seat 3: Lolli74 ($58.45 in chips) Seat 4: GOCUBSGO ($42.15 in chips) Seat 5: slarlet 25 ($91.60 in chips) Seat 6: CHIEFJJJ ($26.85 in chips) Seat 7: JSR33 ($55.90 in chips) Seat 8: BIGTOX ($52.65 in chips) bifocal: posts the ante $0.10Hamlet79: posts the ante $0.10Lolli74: posts the ante $0.10GOCUBSGO: posts the ante $0.10slarlet 25: posts the ante $0.10CHIEFJJJ: posts the ante $0.10JSR33: posts the ante $0.10BIGTOX: posts the ante $0.10*** 3rd STREET ***Dealt to bifocal [Th]Dealt to Hamlet79 [9d]Dealt to Lolli74 [6s 6h 6d]Dealt to GOCUBSGO [5c]Dealt to slarlet 25 [Jh]Dealt to CHIEFJJJ [9c]Dealt to JSR33 [9s]Dealt to BIGTOX [3s]BIGTOX: brings-in low $0.50bifocal: calls $0.50Hamlet79: calls $0.50Lolli74: raises $0.50 to $1GOCUBSGO: folds slarlet 25: folds CHIEFJJJ: calls $1JSR33: calls $1BIGTOX: folds bifocal: calls $0.50Hamlet79: calls $0.50*** 4th STREET ***Dealt to bifocal [Th] [7s]Dealt to Hamlet79 [9d] [3h]Dealt to Lolli74 [6s 6h 6d] [Qc]Dealt to CHIEFJJJ [9c] [Js]Dealt to JSR33 [9s] [2s]Lolli74: bets $1CHIEFJJJ: calls $1JSR33: calls $1bifocal: calls $1Hamlet79: folds *** 5th STREET ***Dealt to bifocal [Th 7s] [Ts]Dealt to Lolli74 [6s 6h 6d Qc] [5s]Dealt to CHIEFJJJ [9c Js] [Jd]Dealt to JSR33 [9s 2s] [6c]CHIEFJJJ: checks JSR33: checks bifocal: checks Lolli74: bets $2CHIEFJJJ: calls $2JSR33: folds bifocal: calls $2*** 6th STREET ***Dealt to bifocal [Th 7s Ts] [7c]Dealt to Lolli74 [6s 6h 6d Qc 5s] [5h]Dealt to CHIEFJJJ [9c Js Jd] [Ah]bifocal: checks Lolli74: bets $2CHIEFJJJ: folds bifocal: raises $2 to $4Lolli74: raises $2 to $6bifocal: raises $2 to $8Betting is cappedLolli74: calls $2*** RIVER ***Dealt to Lolli74 [6s 6h 6d Qc 5s 5h] [2d]bifocal: bets $2Lolli74: calls $2*** SHOW DOWN ***bifocal: shows [7h Qh Th 7s Ts 7c As] (a full house, Sevens full of Tens)Lolli74: mucks hand bifocal collected $35.30 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $36.30 | Rake $1 Seat 1: bifocal showed [7h Qh Th 7s Ts 7c As] and won ($35.30) with a full house, Sevens full of TensSeat 2: Hamlet79 folded on the 4th StreetSeat 3: Lolli74 mucked [6s 6h 6d Qc 5s 5h 2d]Seat 4: GOCUBSGO folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)Seat 5: slarlet 25 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)Seat 6: CHIEFJJJ folded on the 6th StreetSeat 7: JSR33 folded on the 5th StreetSeat 8: BIGTOX folded on the 3rd Street
That is why stud makes me want to punch people, walls, and dogs at the same time
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1. Yes, they're on break for the next 90 min.2. I'm drinking by myself. It's underrated.3. I don't know.
90 minutes? That sucks. I guess I will start drinking.So are you done for good with the old job...and when do you start the new one? I feel like I haven't seen enough of you around here lately.
I'll get drunk with you, I need a beer after the *** kicking I've been receiving at the tables tonight.
I didn't know your husband plays poker with you.
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So are you done for good with the old job...and when do you start the new one? I feel like I haven't seen enough of you around here lately. I didn't know your husband plays poker with you.
I was training my replacement for the past week, so I couldn't really post at all. My last day was wednesday, I start my new job on monday. The guy I was training's last name was Zimmer. When he told me that, I got a half chub, then took him to Subway.
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