Habs Fan 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 am I gonna have to post pictures of the hot girls I've banged? I'll do it.nah, Melissa GilbertDon't get defensive big guy, I know you're a baller. All i'm saying is you marry this girl and in 15 years you're waking up next to a raccoon.Is she cute? Yes.Would I hit it? She's alive, isn't she?When I look at her, am I reminded of the importance of keeping my garbage cans covered? Definitely. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 You know you're my Huckleberry, right?<grin>of course, I wasn't really that sorry, I was just scared sh1tless at the thoughts of what you might do.that and I saw a guy walking around my car outside, sizing it up. I got worried.of course, we're down like 4 flat tires Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 should I waste my time updating my myspace page just for the hopes that some of you would wanna be friends? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 should I waste my time updating my myspace page just for the hopes that some of you would wanna be friends?:shaking magic 8 ball:Outlook not so good Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 I just woke up bitches!No work for me today, is it worth catching up? Meh, I got nothing else to do. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 :shaking magic 8 ball:Outlook not so gooddamni laughed at something you posted Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 :shaking magic 8 ball:Outlook not so goodoh snap....burned. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Don't get defensive big guy, I know you're a baller. All i'm saying is you marry this girl and in 15 years you're waking up next to a raccoon.Is she cute? Yes.Would I hit it? She's alive, isn't she?When I look at her, am I reminded of the importance of keeping my garbage cans covered? Definitely. I really think I'm falling in love with you. You get me to laugh audibly every day at least once. Not many people can do that. Well done.should I waste my time updating my myspace page just for the hopes that some of you would wanna be friends?well, you wrote in the Tourgasm thread that you think Dane Cook is a great comic, so I'm not sure we can be friends. HahaI've never actively used my page, but hell, send me an add.:shaking magic 8 ball:Outlook not so goodsee, you're fitting in nicely. I knew I liked your sense of humor. Just check the acid at the door and bring the funny. Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 well, you wrote in the Tourgasm thread that you think Dane Cook is a great comic, so I'm not sure we can be friends. HahaI've never actively used my page, but hell, send me an add.Yep and I'll mud wrestle you for that so we can both end up winners. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 well, you wrote in the Tourgasm thread that you think Dane Cook is a great comic, so I'm not sure we can be friends. Haha2 things:A. There's a Tourgasm thread? Can a bitch get a link?ii. You don't? Okay comic abilities aside, have you seen his ass? Michaelangelo couldn't have sculpted a better one. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Yep and I'll mud wrestle you for that so we can both end up winners.not to bring that debate in here, but you realize I've watched around 4 episodes of that show, and he hasn't even made me chuckle, especially his bitsoh, and I didn't link my page. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Just check the acid at the door and bring the funny.Check the acid at the door? How is he funny without the acid? That's the pivotal part. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 I really think I'm falling in love with you. You get me to laugh audibly every day at least once. Not many people can do that. Well done.Thanks buddy I love you too. Keep the truck warm, i'll get my my fishing rod. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 2 things:A. There's a Tourgasm thread? Can a bitch get a link?ii. You don't? Okay comic abilities aside, have you seen his ass? Michaelangelo couldn't have sculpted a better one. and now we know the reason why he's popular. I suspected this was it all along cuz that fcker ain't funny.check the television sectionCheck the acid at the door? How is he funny without the acid? That's the pivotal part.nah, he's good, just has to use his powers for good.Thanks buddy I love you too. Keep the truck warm, i'll get my my fishing rod.checked for a lemon juice phone number. damnI don't fish, but I'll keep my rod warm Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Next week I am getting a picture phone. Yippeee !!! Be prepared to be annoyed with all the pictures I'll be taking and posting. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Next week I am getting a picture phone. Yippeee !!! Be prepared to be annoyed with all the pictures I'll be taking and posting.I'll be seeing vagina pictures next week. Yippee !!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 see, you're fitting in nicely. I knew I liked your sense of humor. Just check the acid at the door and bring the funny.Wow, I just sprouted an e-validation 1/2 chub. No I just need to decide if I should go rub one out upstairs, or if I should go walk the floor and wink at the Mexican girls on the sewing machines. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Wow, I just sprouted an e-validation 1/2 chub. No I just need to decide if I should go rub one out upstairs, or if I should go walk the floor and wink at the Mexican girls on the sewing machines.You'd be amazed how much of a motivating factor an extra quarter an hour can be. Here's a handy phrase:Me gustaría insertar mi pene en su boca 3 veces por semana. Para este, le pagaré veinticinco centavos suplementarios por hora. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 I don't fish, but I'll keep my rod warmIt was a brokeback reference.As for a phone number, talk is cheap. Just come on over (my face) Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Wow, I just sprouted an e-validation 1/2 chub. No I just need to decide if I should go rub one out upstairs, or if I should go walk the floor and wink at the Mexican girls on the sewing machines.you knew I knew that you knew I thought you were funny. Otherwise I wouldn't have driven an hour to meet you,and gotten 1 hour of sleep that nightalso, I vote for the mexican girls. get a tshirt with a copy of your passport on it. sweat shop managerfor renaehttp://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=65992 Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Wow, I just sprouted an e-validation 1/2 chub. No I just need to decide if I should go rub one out upstairs, or if I should go walk the floor and wink at the Mexican girls on the sewing machines.1. wink2. rubNot even close... Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 and now we know the reason why he's popular. I suspected this was it all along cuz that fcker ain't funny.check the television sectionI actually find him quite funny but probably wouldn't tune in every week if it weren't for his physical attributes. He's easy to look at. What can I say?But, that doesn't explain why thousands of 20 something guys follow him religiously. They're not ALL gay. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 You'd be amazed how much of a motivating factor an extra quarter an hour can be. Here's a handy phrase:Me gustaría insertar mi pene en su boca 3 veces por semana. Para este, le pagaré veinticinco centavos suplementarios por hora.Eres tan guapo. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 for renaehttp://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=65992 Thank you. How will I ever repay you? I'll make a list. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 I actually find him quite funny but probably wouldn't tune in every week if it weren't for his physical attributes. He's easy to look at. What can I say?But, that doesn't explain why thousands of 20 something guys follow him religiously. They're not ALL gay.I think his stand up is hilarious, but the one time I tried to watch Tourgasm I thought it was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites
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