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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I missed you, you great big homosex.Are your wife's cans getting bigger yet?
Aww, thanks, I missed you too. I was just on to change my avatar for my birthday and saw that you posted. Seemed like a good time for a pop-in. I can't really stay.Yes, they are. She's four months and has only gained four pounds. I think it's all in her boobs. A couple of women at her work have said, "You don't even look pregnant, it just looks like you got a boob job."
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Morning bitches.
Morning.
OH my fcking dog!!!!!!!!Timdog returns, then special appearances from our founder/leader and his most awesomeness, Hobbes.Updates please.:impatientlly waiting and twidling thumbs while rubbing self face:
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OH my fcking dog!!!!!!!!Timdog returns, then special appearances from our founder/leader and his most awesomeness, Hobbes.Updates please.:impatientlly waiting and twidling thumbs while rubbing self face:
You're twiddling your thumbs AND rubbing yourself? How many hands do you have?
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Aww, thanks, I missed you too. I was just on to change my avatar for my birthday and saw that you posted. Seemed like a good time for a pop-in. I can't really stay.Yes, they are. She's four months and has only gained four pounds. I think it's all in her boobs. A couple of women at her work have said, "You don't even look pregnant, it just looks like you got a boob job."
When I first read your post I thought you wrote "poop-in." I laughed.You motorboatin' son of a bitch.
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Nostalgia much?
Definitely.
Not so fast cocksuckers. I want some explanations. And possibly reparations. Yes, I'm definitely gonna need some reparations.WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
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Morning bitches.
Definitely.
I missed you, you great big homosex.Are your wife's cans getting bigger yet?
This day just got a shot of Instant Awesome right in the ass. Welcome back you two, don't go leaving again. Happy birthday Bill!
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Morning.
Morning
WTF is going on here??????
FYPJust checked...hell hasnt frozen over.Now if Shake shows up it would be a party.Good to see you 2
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Hey Hobbesy, what have you been up to these past few weeks?Hey asshole, what have you been up to these past few weeks? Don't answer that.
Haha, that made me laugh. :club:, the good ol' days face:
Updates please.
I've just been working a lot while getting home earlier. It's a weird thing. My wife just had an ultrasound, but the baby's legs were closed, so we still don't know if it's a boy or a girl. Jowest, a member here, has been helping me look for a new job. He just sent me an e-mail with a good lead on one, so we'll see what happens with that. I'm leaving for vacation tomorrow though, so it won't be an immediate thing.One of these days I'll go back and read through all that I've missed. I missed hanging out here with you guys.
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Not so fast cocksuckers. I want some explanations. And possibly reparations. Yes, I'm definitely gonna need some reparations.WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
I've been reading the thread from time to time. Basically, the lady friend and I worked some things out so I'm back.
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My wife just had an ultrasound, but the baby's legs were closed, so we still don't know if it's a boy or a girl.
You know what's shitty? If it turns out to be a boy the first memory you will have is of him tucking his ballcock between his legs.
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I've been reading the thread from time to time. Basically, the lady friend and I worked some things out so I'm back.
I feel like an old man discovering viagra. Your sudden return has prompted a surge in mojo and I am suddenly left with the irresistable urge to take my clothes off and run into the ocean.Welcome back. I'm glad you and the gf are cool. She really is quite hot, and I would not hesitate to touch her inappropriately.
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Sorry, I'm just popping in. Caleb brought me out of retirement.Thank you.
Happy birthday buddy. You don't have to come back full time, but give us a few minutes every now and then you sumbitch
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I've been reading the thread from time to time. Basically, the lady friend and I worked some things out so I'm back.
Good to hear.
You know what's shitty? If it turns out to be a boy the first memory you will have is of him tucking his ballcock between his legs.
Haha. If Mex was here I would've expected a joke saying he could get its legs open, girl or boy.
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