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meh, I would never leave a Mars Bar half eaten, b/c I wouldn't start one.I'm not a big candy guy, but if I were, here's how it goes down. Mind you, these are all king sized.Butterfingers100 GrandReese's PiecesWhatchamacallit (sp, and they don't make a king size, fckrs)Baby RuthKrackelPlain or Peanut M&M's depending on my moodSnickersPlain Hershey Bar
This is categorically untrue. I'm not big on candy either, but every now and then I'll get a craving and go buy something.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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2. "Won" comedy club tickets. haha, I can win those most any night of the week unless the headliner is huge. Thats an old racket. They always give those things away. To get you in for the minimun food or drink order. At least the Improv around here works like that. Congrats, you're the big winner here today.
QFT, they practically pay you to get into those things here. You're in for a rip-roaring good time Randy (it's gonna suck donkey balls)
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Anyone seen Joe Rogan live?If not...do it when he comes to town.He was on one of the best shows ever (NewsRadio) and then wasted time making millions on Fear Factor...but he's an awesome standup comedian.

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It helps that the current g/f shaves her pits and showers, I'm guessing...Nothing like having your C&B smell like hemp oil and patchouli.
ugg just had bad flashbacks from my days in Asheville. :damn you face:
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4 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: Habs Fan, FlyerFan9You know the Habs are gonna Pwn this year, right?
of course, everyone will before the season starts :club:
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I did have my eye on this mean motorscooter
70 miles to the gallon?
When I worked at Pepsi, i delivered to a small corner grocery store with Jewish owners. The were completely nuts due to the fact the germans shot them both in the back of the head in a concentration camp, and they both lived. They had 2 kids that became doctors at John Hopkins medical center. They didn't like me for most of the summer but I finally won them over. My last day he reached in his pocket and gave me a half eaten Mars bar as a gesture of kindness.
Did he live to see the next day?
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Quoting here because I have too much respect for Wang to hijack his virginity thread.

yeah, i've played over 30K hands of poker this month. but at least we're rich and/or good at warcraft.
How do you do it? Seriously. I can't keep focused after the first few hundred hands. I think about what I was doing eight months ago, playing 6 tables of PLO and averaging 3k hands a day... I don't know how I kept my sanity.I'm going to have to get a job next year, I think. Jobs are easier than poker.
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of course, everyone will before the season starts :club:
What I mean is, the habs will pwn throughout the season and will not choke like the flyers do. all the time.Also, no smilies please, and the italians cheated their way to the world cup.Other than that, welcome aboard!
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What I mean is, the habs will pwn throughout the season and will not choke like the flyers do. all the time.
8 games against Buffalo buddy boy...don't forget!
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.500 record against Buffalo. Of this, I am instantly convinced.
Probably, the Northeast is going to be insane this season. I can see Ottawa, Buffalo, Montreal and Boston all making the playoffs.
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Quoting here because I have too much respect for Wang to hijack his virginity thread.How do you do it? Seriously. I can't keep focused after the first few hundred hands. I think about what I was doing eight months ago, playing 6 tables of PLO and averaging 3k hands a day... I don't know how I kept my sanity.I'm going to have to get a job next year, I think. Jobs are easier than poker.
I think my "secrets" are to 6-table, play low limits (never above 3/6, and a lot of 1/2-2/4), always be clearing tons of boni (at least 2/3 of my income is bonus/RB).basically, its very low-stress. add in being pantsless and its a super-easy job.it is tough some days because its so beautiful outside, for instance today i'm going to take Nicholas Nickleby down to the Jazz Festival, then spend some time in the Public Gardens (paging the smugtrometer).i dunno, i just make it as low stress as possible, generally by doing the above. also, i try to get in a nerve-reducing jerk before i start playing, and i usually just play from 3-8 or so and try to have plans in the evening.i've only been doing it a couple months and i'm starting to burn out. other than making money, it just has so little long-term value that it can be hard to get into.to repeat, i think the key is bonuses. playing 1/2-3/6, and bonuswhoring efficiently for 30-40 hours a week of 6-tabling and you're looking at close to $4K a month just in bonuses/rakeback. when a horrible day is losing $300 at poker, and you're making $1000 a week, its hard to get too stressed.also, we should start posting LHE hands in here. i'm instantly convinced all the Sickersons will be enthralled by LHE discussion.
Probably, the Northeast is going to be insane this season. I can see Ottawa, Buffalo, Montreal and Boston all making the playoffs.
Normally, I'd at least pretend to argue this, but the Leafs just signed Peca so I won't bother. I don't even know if I can root for them any more.QE: heading out for above-mentioned jazz and reading. i'm making the transition from introspective computer nerd to introspective smug regular nerd today. i'm stepping out!oh, and i'll probably head to the casino later.cheerio
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This is categorically untrue.
well dammit, I have yet to see one, b/c if I had, I'd remember purchasing it, then eating it in my car before I got home so nobody would see me eat it, then find the wrapper tucked under a seat months later when I cleaned my car or dropped a quarter.
Anyone seen Joe Rogan live?If not...do it when he comes to town.He was on one of the best shows ever (NewsRadio) and then wasted time making millions on Fear Factor...but he's an awesome standup comedian.
funny you mention that, he's at the Improv at CityPlace in West Palm Beach this week.I'm debating on going to see Clerks II on Friday. I want to see it, but I hate opening weekends. I saw Jay and Silent Bob first weekend and had the obligatory moron shouting lines like "fly fatass_fly" during the scenes. Beyond annoying.
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I was thinking about this earlier, and decided it might spark some discussion.List your top 5 favorite songs of all time. Don't necessarily have to be from bands you like, or even good songs. Just songs that you could listen to everyday for the rest of your life.For me:5. Regulators- Warren G and Nate Dogg4. Changes- 2Pac3. Adam's Song- Blink 1822. Lose Yourself- Eminem1. Hemmorhage- Fuel

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I was thinking about this earlier, and decided it might spark some discussion.List your top 5 favorite songs of all time. Don't necessarily have to be from bands you like, or even good songs. Just songs that you could listen to everyday for the rest of your life.For me:5. Regulators- Warren G and Nate Dogg4. Changes- 2Pac3. Adam's Song- Blink 1822. Lose Yourself- Eminem1. Hemmorhage- Fuel
add this to the list of things you shouldn't share with people once you get to Ann Arbor1. Successful poker player with a sizeable bankroll2. That you have E-friends3. Virgin4. Top 5 song list.edit: This is tough b/c different songs affect you at different times for different reasons. I'll make a quick list of songs that hit me when I hear them. I'll try at least.
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1. Goose-stepping into the store with your handtruck didin't help I'm sure.2. "Won" comedy club tickets. haha, I can win those most any night of the week unless the headliner is huge. Thats an old racket. They always give those things away. To get you in for the minimun food or drink order. At least the Improv around here works like that. Congrats, you're the big winner here today.
I was hoping someone would get it, though i'm not sure you did. Comedic gold is oft misenterpreted.OH yeah, white chocolate M&M's are good.
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add this to the list of things you shouldn't share with people once you get to Ann Arbor1. Successful poker player with a sizeable bankroll2. That you have E-friends3. Virgin4. Top 5 song list.
What's wrong with my list?
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add this to the list of things you shouldn't share with people once you get to Ann Arbor1. Successful poker player with a sizeable bankroll2. That you have E-friends3. Virgin4. Top 5 song list.
I agree with 2-4, but wouldn't mentionning 1 or at least the last part of it, help with 3, which would in turn influence the choices in 4?
What's wrong with my list?
You have much to learn in the ways of the force young padawan
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I agree with 2-4, but wouldn't mentionning 1 or at least the last part of it, help with 3, which would in turn influence the choices in 4?You have much to learn in the ways of the force young padawan
So I'm guessing it's because you guys don't like rap music, and that's what 3 of the 5 songs are.
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