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Wanna bet on tonights game since the welcher has left us?
Well since it already happened and the Dodgers lost (hence the original sweep post) sure why notI'll take the Twinkies
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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Damn, that's what I get for skimming. I thought they played tonight. Fuck. now what am I going to do with myself?
You still have that camera out? bjm19@yahoo.com
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1. I already have your email address.2. I don't use it for a reason.Haha, only joking.
That was so good looking until you said the only joking part. Its all good
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3 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: MisterB, tv_nutrafinHello darlin.:wish I had game face:I wasnt here long enough to know hobbes too well, but still sad to lose anyone from the forum.You want a good laugh guys, sign up for stylelife.com its a forum for Pick Up Artists, if you ever read "The Game" by Neil Strauss you'll know what I mean.Anyone up for some 6pm fun?

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Ouch- Just making you aware you are about 100 points shy of the leaderboard for the last period of the Neg Open. You need a win brother, I'll be pulling for you. I'm 200 back with no hope but pride so I'll see ya there tonight. Good Luck!

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Ouch- Just making you aware you are about 100 points shy of the leaderboard for the last period of the Neg Open. You need a win brother, I'll be pulling for you. I'm 200 back with no hope but pride so I'll see ya there tonight. Good Luck!
Thanks Randy, I am aware... I'll be pulling for me too (fiancee out of town again tonight I think).
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Oh Holy Hell. Enough of the mourning already. Sheesh!I'm his damn e-widow and you don't see me crying, do you?
I admire your strength.At the bar on Friday night the girls and I will be talking about what a heartless bitch you are. :non constipated winky face:
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4 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: joball33, Ouch-8s, tyfgineNot that you guys care about me, but it's 4:27 and I'm wasted right now. I've killed a 1.5L bottle of wine from Costco on a completely empty stomach. Alcoholic? I think so.

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Joball, we need you to start posting more. You've lurked long enough to where you have to know funny. With people leaving we need more entertainers. I can fill in for Turd, but Hobbes has big shoes I can't fill.At least his penis indicated he had big shoes.

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I've killed a 1.5L bottle of wine from Costco on a completely empty stomach. Alcoholic? I think so.
Well it's not like you can drink Charles Shaw EVERY night, sometimes you gotta class it up with Kirkland Signature, you know what I mean?4 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: tyfgine, zimmer4141, joball33Turd? Is that you?
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Well it's not like you can drink Charles Shaw EVERY night, sometimes you gotta class it up with Kirkland Signature, you know what I mean?4 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: tyfgine, zimmer4141, joball33Turd? Is that you?
Unlikely. He was on here yesterday with his name at the bottom. And at night there are often plenty of guests in here. Kinda disturbing really.
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I enjoy breaking your hart.
Thanks a lot, Zim. And I'm still not sure what you had for lunch today.My guess: Subway melt with jalapenos and onions.
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I've posted sporadically since Turd gave me the invite, but I only try to post when I have something important or witty (read: rarely) to say.BTW, all you fuckers please address me as Joe. joball makes feel like more of a homo than I already am (and that's saying a lot). I made it up when I was like 15 playing Tribes as a contraction of my first name: Joseph (jo) and my last name Ballard (ball). I've used it ever since as a username on sites I never expect to post at (like this one). PS let me reiterate that I am drunk.

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Thanks a lot, Zim. And I'm still not sure what you had for lunch today.My guess: Subway melt with jalapenos and onions.
No, they gave us hot dogs after my golf tournament today, so I had 2 of those. And I'm sorry to disappoint, but I'm just a realist.
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Well it's not like you can drink Charles Shaw EVERY night, sometimes you gotta class it up with Kirkland Signature, you know what I mean?
This made me laugh...really hard actually. Especially since I worked there for over 5 years.It's actually Yellow Tail Shiraz.
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No, they gave us hot dogs after my golf tournament today, so I had 2 of those. And I'm sorry to disappoint, but I'm just a realist.
Whoa, whoa, slow down, I am never dissapointed to hear about a teenage boy eating hot dogs. Two at a time you say? Wow.
This made me laugh...really hard actually. Especially since I worked there for over 5 years.It's actually Yellow Tail Shiraz.
Ah yes, I know it well. Those Aussies know what they're doing. The big bottle?
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Ah yes, I know it well. Those Aussies know what they're doing. The big bottle?
Indeed. I can't feel any of the other sizes up my ass after I finish drinking it. I'm all about making purchases that are multipurpose.Update: I just killed the thread.
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Update: I just killed the thread.
Hahaha, I was loving the awkward silence. Seriously, that's a good idea though.I'm going home, peace out bitches!
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Wanna bet on tonights game since the welcher has left us?
actually, you can PM him and have him change his avatar, that way all of his posts will show the avatar you chose
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Yeah, thread is dead tonight as it is most nights. I'm sitting here with a couple friends playing video games pretty much. Not the most exciting of nights, but what can ya do?

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Just listened to new Red Hot Chili Peppers Album, whole thing was very good. The songs kinda sounded the same just because they use the same instruments in every song, but they were all as good as I expected.

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