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OK guys, time to share the bad news. This is the last I will be posting here. You may have noticed that I wasn't here yesterday. That is because my wife and I spent the day together and we talked about a lot of stuff. One of the things that came up is that I am neglecting my work too much because of the time I spend on here. And that is all true. I made a promise that I wouldn't go on here anymore and I would focus more on work and on her. I'm sure this sounds like Caleb part 2, but you'll probably remember that I was on his side on that one, so it shouldn't shock you that I am doing this for her.All of you guys really made me laugh a lot and you guys feel like friends to me. I'm sorry I have to go.Thanks for the laughs and the good discussion.

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congrats on the hizzy. I'll be moving to...where do you live again? Nevermind, I'm still coming.edit: Montreal. I'm thinking about it. Ok, I'm still coming, but I'm not drinking any FCKING MERLOT. Or speaking French
i was vaccuming last night and i thought of you
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I get confused as to why people think they need to leave this place forever and not post anymore, because FCP is the root of their problems.Learn moderation. It's that simple. CalebErik (drawingdeadindesmoines)HobbseyothersI love these, I'm not posting anymore because its affecting my life posts. Don't make it an obsession, but there is no reason to quit completely if it is something you enjoy.Just pop in occasionally.But hey, whatever you feel is the best for you and your family, best of luck.

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I get confused as to why people think they need to leave this place forever and not post anymore, because FCP is the root of their problems.Learn moderation. It's that simple. CalebErik (drawingdeadindesmoines)HobbseyothersI love these, I'm not posting anymore because its affecting my life posts. Don't make it an obsession, but there is no reason to quit completely if it is something you enjoy.Just pop in occasionally.But hey, whatever you feel is the best for you and your family, best of luck.
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i was vaccuming last night and i thought of you
I think of you everytime I turn a vacuum on. Mostly because of the top notch sucking going on.Yes I got your reference.did you make the lines in the carpet perfect?Good luck Hobbsey
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I think of you everytime I turn a vacuum on. Mostly because of the top notch sucking going on.Yes I got your reference.did you make the lines in the carpet perfect?
Ofcourse. Looking at it when I was done made me slightly aroused.
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Ofcourse. Looking at it when I was done made me slightly aroused.
obviouslyok, I'm leaving here for good, because this girl that just walked by my computer and saw what was on my screen, and she said that she didn't approve, and there is a slight chance that at some point in my life that I might be able to walk hand in hand with her to a luncheon, so I told her I wont post ever again, and maybe she'll consider letting me smell her used panties 6 years from now.So, you all have good lives.see ya in an hour
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OK guys, time to share the bad news.
Sorry to hear it, but I respect your decision. Good knowing you Bill, hopefully we'll see each other again.
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obviouslyok, I'm leaving here for good, because this girl that just walked by my computer and saw what was on my screen, and she said that she didn't approve, and there is a slight chance that at some point in my life that I might be able to walk hand in hand with her to a luncheon, so I told her I wont post ever again, and maybe she'll consider letting me smell her used panties 6 years from now.So, you all have good lives.see ya in an hour
now i'm gonna cry
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now i'm gonna cry
well don't you make it a habit not to wear panties when wearing a skirt and stockings?so, we've still got a chance.
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ok, I'm leaving here for good, because this girl that just walked by my computer and saw what was on my screen, and she said that she didn't approve, and there is a slight chance that at some point in my life that I might be able to walk hand in hand with her to a luncheon, so I told her I wont post ever again, and maybe she'll consider letting me smell her used panties 6 years from now.
Ridiculously good looking.
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Goddamnit, I feel like I don't even want to bother posting today. I'll get over it, but I'm kinda bummed out right now.You guys are my work friends, you just happen to not work in the same office as me. I don't like it when good people have to / choose to say goodbye.

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OK guys, time to share the bad news. This is the last I will be posting here. You may have noticed that I wasn't here yesterday. That is because my wife and I spent the day together and we talked about a lot of stuff. One of the things that came up is that I am neglecting my work too much because of the time I spend on here. And that is all true. I made a promise that I wouldn't go on here anymore and I would focus more on work and on her. I'm sure this sounds like Caleb part 2, but you'll probably remember that I was on his side on that one, so it shouldn't shock you that I am doing this for her.All of you guys really made me laugh a lot and you guys feel like friends to me. I'm sorry I have to go.Thanks for the laughs and the good discussion.
That sucks assing.I totally respect your decision, but try to go the habs way. I'll be popping in a couple of times a week but won't be doing 4-5 hours a day like I used to. If you want to have lunch at your desk every now and then and goof off on the internet for an hour, there shouldn't be any problem with that. Not with Mrs Hobbes or anyone at work. As far as at home time with the Mrs, it totally makes sense especially with a baby on the way that you'll be spending more time with her. Either way good luck my friend, and may the wind always be at your back.
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Goddamnit, I feel like I don't even want to bother posting today. I'll get over it, but I'm kinda bummed out right now.You guys are my work friends, you just happen to not work in the same office as me. I don't like it when good people have to / choose to say goodbye.
QFT with the addition of the fact that since I don't really like the people I'm working with, you guys definitely help me get through the day.
That sucks assing.I totally respect your decision, but try to go the habs way. I'll be popping in a couple of times a week but won't be doing 4-5 hours a day like I used to. If you want to have lunch at your desk every now and then and goof off on the internet for an hour, there shouldn't be any problem with that. Not with Mrs Hobbes or anyone at work. As far as at home time with the Mrs, it totally makes sense especially with a baby on the way that you'll be spending more time with her. Either way good luck my friend, and may the wind always be at your back.
I haven't posted much today because I have had a fair amount of work. Even still, I have still be able to catch up and still do my work. I refuse to believe that anyone is THAT busy that spending an hour of their time during the work day on here catching up and posting will cause them to fall behind in their work or not be as productive as they should be. I don't do my best work when I am distracted, but the fact that I do such a repetitive task at times leads to boredom and the distraction keeps that at bay.
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I BOUGHT A HOUSE BITCHES!
Awesome, congrats Habs.
All of you guys really made me laugh a lot and you guys feel like friends to me. I'm sorry I have to go.Thanks for the laughs and the good discussion.
Right back atcha Hobbsey. Good luck with everything, the kid, the new job search, your wifes humungous cans, etc.ps. Let me know if you ever make it back down to SD, we'll get some adult beverages and snuggle.cue the shark
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OK guys, time to share the bad news.
Very sorry to see you go. Shared lots of laughs and I genuinely enjoyed your conversation. The place won't be the same without you and Turd, and I hope in the future you'll be able to take the route of Habs and others, and still make occasional appearances.Best of luck on the wife, possible promotion and everything else.And congrats Habs - now just rent it out to a bunch of party-hardy 19-year old cheerleaders and you'll never regret your decision.
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Well, that's one way to get out of losing a bet, fucking welcher.Take care Bill. We'll miss you.
Speaking of the bet...Lolli, if you get a chance, go see Liriano pitch. He is special, trust me.
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I BOUGHT A HOUSE BITCHES!
WTG Habs. Whereabouts is it? My fiance and I are considering moving back east, maybe back to Montreal.
OK guys, time to share the bad news. This is the last I will be posting here.
I understand this (especially the neglecting work part) but that doesn't mean I like it. Can we at least email you when we need to find a specific post and our searching abilities fail us?
You guys are my work friends, you just happen to not work in the same office as me.
QFT. FCP Off Topic - Home Of The Best Water Cooler Conversations Ever.
Well, that's one way to get out of losing a bet, fucking welcher.
Haha. Silver lining.
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