I Called In Sick Today

[Royal_Tour 0]

So, heres my questionAfter talkin with an unknown sexual asailant, i've come to wonder a few things.when a woman starts dating a man and they have sex for the 1st time a few things will happen. Whats her views on this:1 - He goes quickly, excited by her and her hotness, does she A - become semi embarrassed, and dissapointed, or B - she is flattered and would love to continue assuming it only gets betterOR2 - He pwns her, and makes her scream, does she A - Think, OMG that was amazing we're soulmates or B - He was almost too good for a 1st time between them, and wonders how he mastered the art and whats in store between them?so how is everyone?? good, PS I'm stil in a dry spell, PPS, who has some funny sex stories again? those were great

[missIdaho 1]

So, heres my questionAfter talkin with an unknown sexual asailant, i've come to wonder a few things.when a woman starts dating a man and they have sex for the 1st time a few things will happen. Whats her views on this:1 - He goes quickly, excited by her and her hotness, does she A - become semi embarrassed, and dissapointed, or B - she is flattered and would love to continue assuming it only gets betterOR2 - He pwns her, and makes her scream, does she A - Think, OMG that was amazing we're soulmates or B - He was almost too good for a 1st time between them, and wonders how he mastered the art and whats in store between them?so how is everyone?? good, PS I'm stil in a dry spell, PPS, who has some funny sex stories again? those were great

1 - B. Definitely flattered that she made you so turned on that you couldn't control yourself. Now if you do it again the second time she'll be dissapointed.2 - A. We like men to be good in bed, no matter how they got that way. Unlike guys, we aren't looking for virgins.

[dms26 3]

Turd!

[ajs510 122]

So, heres my questionPS I'm stil in a dry spell

1. You suck at hypothetical. 2. Work on your oral proficiency, it is your friend. Listen to the noises and try to keep up.

[speedz99 145]

Congrats Biz...that's awesome.When a guy is really good in bed it makes me think that he's a little bit dirty...and that turns me on even more. Wait, what?Where's Tim?Everyone needs to watch this...the whole thing. The second prank towards the end is even better.http://www.break.com/index/japaneseprank9.html

[Bizzle 0]

Congrats Biz...that's awesome.

Thanks boss. When someone asked me what I was going to do with the money and said "Hookers?" with a hopeful tone...I thought of you.

[speedz99 145]

Thanks boss. When someone asked me what I was going to do with the money and said "Hookers?" with a hopeful tone...I thought of you.

I get that a lot.

[ajs510 122]

Thanks boss. When someone asked me what I was going to do with the money and said "Hookers?" with a hopeful tone...I thought of you.

Are you going to direct buy some WSOP events now or keep trying to win a couple of seats?

[Bizzle 0]

Are you going to direct buy some WSOP events now or keep trying to win a couple of seats?

I'm definitely going out there. I need a day or two to decide what I'd like to buy into and what I'd like to try to still satellite into.I will definitely play the FT 100 seat guarantee, the PS 150 seat guarantee, and either both of the 650s or possible like 7 or 8 160 DSs in order to maximize my chances of still winning a ME seat.

[keith crime 8]

Congrats Biz...that's awesome.When a guy is really good in bed it makes me think that he's a little bit dirty...and that turns me on even more. Wait, what?Where's Tim?Everyone needs to watch this...the whole thing. The second prank towards the end is even better.http://www.break.com/index/japaneseprank9.html

how did that second guy they sent down the slope not die - that looked a bit dangerous

[Ouch-8s 4]

It's official. I just emailed in sick. It's a celebration bitches!

I didn't and wish I had. I think I'm going to close my office door and take a nap.Apparently one of the managers here before me used to fall asleep with the door open on a regular basis. This wouldn't have been such a big deal if, i) he didn't snore and, ii) my/his office was directly off the hotel lobby. Yeah, this is kinda a slack job at times.

My conversation with bizzle this morning before I came to the thread: bizzle: bizzle owns. mike: yeah? bizzle: yeah mike: you win your seat????? bizzle: nah, unfort bizzle: what's the next best thing to winning a seat? mike: you nailed the milf again?

Nice. Pretty damn good looking despite all your horsey-smugness.

[speedz99 145]

I didn't and wish I had. I think I'm going to close my office door and take a nap.Apparently one of the managers here before me used to fall asleep with the door open on a regular basis. This wouldn't have been such a big deal if, i) he didn't snore and, ii) my/his office was directly off the hotel lobby. Yeah, this is kinda a slack job at times.

Wait...you work in a hotel?I thought you did marketing.

[ajs510 122]

I'm definitely going out there. I need a day or two to decide what I'd like to buy into and what I'd like to try to still satellite into.I will definitely play the FT 100 seat guarantee, the PS 150 seat guarantee, and either both of the 650s or possible like 7 or 8 160 DSs in order to maximize my chances of still winning a ME seat.

Nice, I'd like to go out this year but it just isn't in the financial cards. Probably next WSOP I'll take a serious shot at getting into the ME, and maybe direct-buy some preliminaries. I'm going to take a stab at the Empire State Championship in August, I can't afford the $5k buyin directly but they're running a marathon of single table qualies the day before so I'll be playing at least one of those. That and the $300 Sunday tournament should be a decent test of my abilities.

[ajs510 122]

Alright, it's official. My sister in law is taking my children this weekend so me and my husband are headed back to the casino to see how much more money I can donate.We're also playing in a $100 NL tourney, so wish me luck.

Try not to throw your hands up and yell every time you get a good hand. I give this advice to everyone who tries to make the jump from video poker to poker-poker.

[Randy Reed 0]

World Cup Training

That's hilarious. Good find zim.

[Ouch-8s 4]

Wait...you work in a hotel?I thought you did marketing.

I used to run a little hotel, and did everything, including all their marketing. Now I run a much bigger operation, and have much more time to sleep in my office.Ironical.

[ajs510 122]

You should know the only time I throw my hands up and yell is on the four wheeler.EDIT: well, maybe not the ONLY time.

Bank Robberies, Roller Coasters, Tickling Contests...yeah, definitely not the only time.

[ajs510 122]

Rochester sucks, it was very nice out this morning and now it's absolutely pouring out.

[speedz99 145]

tickling is ill advised unless you want me to pee my pants.

:trying to figure out if I would want to see that face:yes, yes i would.

[dms26 3]

I used to run a little hotel, and did everything, including all their marketing. Now I run a much bigger operation, and have much more time to sleep in my office.Ironical.

the higher up you go the less work you have to do.

[speedz99 145]

Rochester sucks

We've landed on the moon!

[ajs510 122]

We've landed on the moon!

Still telling people/yourself it's a dry heat?

[missIdaho 1]

Am I being too generous?This weekend I am buying a motorcycle. Not for me but for Fred, the guy I have been dating for the last 2.5 months. A guy I play poker with is selling his and has offered me a good deal since we are friends. Fred is in the process of moving and changing jobs so he doesn't have the money to pay it off completely. I offered to cover 2/3 of it and he could make payments to me. He is very responsible and I wouldn't have made the offer if I didn't trust him to pay me back. Three years ago his ex-wife made him sell his bike and he's been wanting to buy the exact model my friend is selling ever since. It means alot to him and I want to help him get it. But some of my freinds think I've lost my mind. In the past I've had the habit of letting guys take advantage of my kindness and then treat me badly. I believe it is different this time. Do you guys think I am making a mistake?

[ajs510 122]

Am I being too generous?This weekend I am buying a motorcycle. Not for me but for Fred, the guy I have been dating for the last 2.5 months. A guy I play poker with is selling his and has offered me a good deal since we are friends. Fred is in the process of moving and changing jobs so he doesn't have the money to pay it off completely. I offered to cover 2/3 of it and he could make payments to me. He is very responsible and I wouldn't have made the offer if I didn't trust him to pay me back. Three years ago his ex-wife made him sell his bike and he's been wanting to buy the exact model my friend is selling ever since. It means alot to him and I want to help him get it. But some of my freinds think I've lost my mind. In the past I've had the habit of letting guys take advantage of my kindness and then treat me badly. I believe it is different this time. Do you guys think I am making a mistake?

Buy the bike (you're gonna no matter what anyone says) and have the title made out in your name, then transfer it over to him when he's made the last payment. That way even if you get screwed out of the payments or something happens you still have the asset.

[Ouch-8s 4]

Am I being too generous?This weekend I am buying a motorcycle. Not for me but for Fred, the guy I have been dating for the last 2.5 months. A guy I play poker with is selling his and has offered me a good deal since we are friends. Fred is in the process of moving and changing jobs so he doesn't have the money to pay it off completely. I offered to cover 2/3 of it and he could make payments to me. He is very responsible and I wouldn't have made the offer if I didn't trust him to pay me back. Three years ago his ex-wife made him sell his bike and he's been wanting to buy the exact model my friend is selling ever since. It means alot to him and I want to help him get it. But some of my freinds think I've lost my mind. In the past I've had the habit of letting guys take advantage of my kindness and then treat me badly. I believe it is different this time. Do you guys think I am making a mistake?

Really, I don't know enough to make an informed decision about this. But, unless you're Lolli and have drug dealer friends who can break kneecaps in the case of missed payments, lending money to friends is generally a bad idea. Lending money to Johnny Depp lookalikes who don't have a job is generally a worse idea.The fact that you're asking people if you should do it makes me think you know you shouldn't, but want to be nice, and want someone else to tell you not to. So don't.: off my soapbox face :Oh and PS, I love the new av.