I Called In Sick Today

[zimmer4141 0]

Nope, it's this guy ainec:

Ugliest, no. Singer from the worst band in history, yes.Seriously, I liked Hero from the Superman soundtrack, then there were about 10 singles that sounded exactly like it.

[mk 11]

QFT.Ghana is so ridiculously outclassed here.

i think they're gonna score. brazil looks lazy on D. get ready to buy those brazil contracts on tradesports when ghana ties it.

[ajs510 122]

I find Dane Cook to be funny but then again seeing people get kicked in the balls is funny too - he really doesn't have anything to say

He's most definitely "dumb humor", but he's quickly becoming the master of it.

He was hit by a Dodge, which I found funny and ironic.

[zimmer4141 0]

I agree that Brazil looks lazy. They should've gone up 2-0 on that 2 on 0 if Adriano could've passed the damn ball.

[dms26 3]

Watching the Brazil-Ghana match hoping to see that chick in Dannyg's avatar.

I saw a commercial yesterday during the world cup and it showed her really fast.

[mk 11]

Ugliest, no. Singer from the worst band in history, yes.

I'll take that.

[zimmer4141 0]

I saw a commercial yesterday during the world cup and it showed her really fast.

Yeah, I saw that too. Led me to have hope there would be more from this match.

[dms26 3]

I think I've said this before, but Ronaldinho might be the ugliest man I have ever seen.

don't make me pull out a Muresan (sp?) picture

[ajs510 122]

I agree that Brazil looks lazy. They should've gone up 2-0 on that 2 on 0 if Adriano could've passed the damn ball.

You'd be lazy too, on paper this game is like one of Bizzle's pony teams taking on the Yankees. Boston 45 28 .616 -- NY Yankees 43 31 .581 2.5 Ok fine, the Mets.

[Bizzle 0]

You'd be lazy too, on paper this game is like one of Bizzle's pony teams taking on the Yankees. Boston 45 28 .616 -- NY Yankees 43 31 .581 2.5 Ok fine, the Mets.

Ghana just missed a goal by a ridiculously small amount.

[zimmer4141 0]

OK, George Muresan (best pic I could find)Or Ronaldinho?

[Bizzle 0]

Brazil scores to make it 2-0 on an uncalled offsides. Game over.

[zimmer4141 0]

Brazil scores to make it 2-0 on an uncalled offsides. Game over.

I think that was pretty even, especially in the replay they showed.

[missIdaho 1]

OK, I know a few of you might be wondering why I didn't post any more updates last night. I was doing quite well, even after 5 hours of play. I had as much as 140k, and dropped to 70k when I had QQ in MP. I raised to 15k, and the person after me folded. The guy after him thought for a long time. Then I realized he wasn't thinking when I saw CONNECTION LOST...And to make a long story short the internet was out for our entire city, and didn't come back on by 3 AM when I decided to go to bed. There were 40 left when it went out, I finished 23rd for about $900.

DAMN that sucked

[Naked_Cowboy 0]

I have a strange problem. I have no problem sitting at an Omaha or Omaha8 (PL or Limit) game with 100 or 200 bucks, but I can't bring myself to play the Omaha tournaments for 20-30 buy ins. I just have some mental block with them that has left a bad taste in my mouth for the last couple months. I placed top 3 in 3 of the first 4 omaha 8 tournies i played in, but something screams "NO!" when I think about registering for one now.

[missIdaho 1]

It's 4:51. I'm still awake.But I did just take down $8774 in the 20+2 40k on Party Poker.I like Party Poker.

AWESOME !!!! :clapping and smiling proudly face:

How can you not have parties at your place?My philosophy in college in terms of housing was that I never bought anything I wouldn't mind breaking if the mood struck me (which was often)...and anything is fixable with enough plaster.I'd just like to mention the fact that our house sophomore year was slated to be demolished after the year was over. Suffice it to say we beat the shit out of that house. By the end it looked like there had been a full scale gun battle complete with automatic machine guns and cannons. College.

I hated even the thought of having to clean up after a college party at my place. Instead I just went to everyone elses parties. For me no amount of fun was worth the mess and damage I would have to deal with afterwards.

[dms26 3]

I hated even the thought of having to clean up after a college party at my place. Instead I just went to everyone elses parties. For me no amount of fun was worth the mess and damage I would have to deal with afterwards.

I had a really shitty apartment for 2 years in college, it was pretty much assumed we were having a party every Friday and Saturday night unless we heard about something better. I was afraid of walking around that place in bare feet.

[ajs510 122]

Party story:When I was around 24 or so, my friends and I entered what will go down in history as the greatest, most epic party summer of our lives. Literally every single weekend there was something going on at someone's house, usually mine (I had 3 roommates, all guys, all the same age as me. Do the math). We threw 4th of July parties, bonfire parties (in my backyard in the middle of downtown Rochester, to give you an idea how insane we were), poker parties, strip poker parties, rented hot tub parties, pubcrawls in limosines, you name it. The party I'm posting about wasn't at my house, but at some little slutty hanger-on girl named Gladys' house. Before you ask, no, I didn't hit it, she was kinda nasty. This girl had become fairly notorious for coming to our parties and making an awful mess (insert Kahlua and Cream vomit on the stairs story and/or puked on my bathmat and tried to hide it under the sink story here). If you've never smelled milk vomit before, I really don't recommend it. Before we got to the party, my brother Andy told me to pull the car into the local mini-mart and wait in the car. He went in, and came back with two 30-packs of Natural Ice beer (Natty Ice if you ever went to college). Basically the cheapest swill you can possibly imagine. I couldn't figure out why he bought such terrible beer, but since I don't drink beer I didn't care one way or the other. We got to the party and proceeded to make it our mission to inebriate our host. Fed this poor girl shot after shot and had her playing beer pong as a partner every time one of us was up for a turn. As an added bonus, she got to drink my shots whenever I was playing, because I hate beer with a passion. Finally, my brother busts open these 30-packs and starts passing cans around the kitchen, two to a partygoer. He then proceeds to demonstrate the Stone-Cold art of slamming beer (which is to say: shaking and cracking two cans, holding them over your head, and trying to pour as much beer into your mouth from arms length as possible). Indoors. Everyone had a fantastic time with this, including Gladys who was too far beyond gone to notice or care that all of this was going on in her own kitchen. By the end of the night, there was beer on the counters, on the refrigerator, backing up in the sink, beer cans stuck in the curtains and littered all over every single surface of the kitchen, sprayed beer all over the ceiling, you get the picture. There was literally an inch high puddle of beer collected in the middle of the kitchen floor. We never saw or heard from Gladys again after that particular party. We all thought this was an ok thing.

[tyfgine 0]

It's 4:51. I'm still awake.But I did just take down $8774 in the 20+2 40k on Party Poker.I like Party Poker.

Awesome, congrats Bizz.

It's official. I just emailed in sick. It's a celebration bitches!Or it will be when I wake up for the World Cup game.

OK, now I'm seriously jelous.

OK, I know a few of you might be wondering why I didn't post any more updates last night. I was doing quite well, even after 5 hours of play. I had as much as 140k, and dropped to 70k when I had QQ in MP. I raised to 15k, and the person after me folded. The guy after him thought for a long time. Then I realized he wasn't thinking when I saw CONNECTION LOST...And to make a long story short the internet was out for our entire city, and didn't come back on by 3 AM when I decided to go to bed. There were 40 left when it went out, I finished 23rd for about $900.

DOH!

Before we got to the party, my brother Andy told me to pull the car into the local mini-mart and wait in the car. He went in, and came back with two 30-packs of Natural Ice beer (Natty Ice if you ever went to college). Basically the cheapest swill you can possibly imagine. I couldn't figure out why he bought such terrible beer, but since I don't drink beer I didn't care one way or the other.

I survived on Natty Ice for several years. How dare you call it terrible, Ok it is terrible, but the price/alcohol content can't be beat.

[zimmer4141 0]

World Cup Training

[dms26 3]

World Cup Training

whenever I see a soccer player go down in agony I assume he's faking unless I can see bone.

Party story:

it's always fun trashing other people's places.has anyone ever played the warm beer game? This kid got off easy, it's hilarious.

[missIdaho 1]

whenever I see a soccer player go down in agony I assume he's faking unless I can see bone.

I'm not sure why but that actaully made me laugh out loud.

[Bizzle 0]

AWESOME !!!! :clapping and smiling proudly face:

Thank you.

Awesome, congrats Bizz.OK, now I'm seriously jelous.

Thank you.And wouldn't you be ashamed if I didn't call in sick today?

[ajs510 122]

has anyone ever played the warm beer game? This kid got off easy, it's hilarious.

Never heard of it, what's the deal?

[dms26 3]

Never heard of it, what's the deal?

we would usually pick a freshman who was already pretty drunk and tell him we were going to play a game. The point is to not laugh and whoever laughs the most will have to drink the warm beer. You get a lighter and keep it burning over the bottom of the beer can, he thinks it's making the beer warm. Really it's just making black soot on the bottom of the can.Everyone sits in a circle and you make a mark with your finger on the face of the person to the right of you, that person then makes the same mark on the person to the right, finally the guy with the can gets a little of the soot on his finger and makes a mark on the new guy, who has no idea what's going on. Sometimes he doesn't figure it out for a good 30 minutes and his face is completely covered in black and people are biting their tongue trying not to roll on the ground laughing.