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any girl worth her salt would've been very happy that the young man wooing her was able to get it up so readily and was appreciative of her sexy efforts.
yeah, this girl wasn't too pleased, and keep in mind this was high school, so i saw her every single day thereafter.. which made it even worse.we later hooked up [a year or so after] and she said it was more out of shock, she just wasnt expecting it and that had never happened to her before, so she freaked out
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My Lunch Date With Adam

We went to Buffalo Wild Wings, both of us arriving at the same time me arriving much later than Adam. He was already seated and greeted me with a friendly kiss handshake. We chatted for a bit while he drank his absolut and tonic and I drank my beer Sprite. We played some trivia and I dominated him got beat like an red-headed stepsister. We chatted for a while about various people in the thread commenting on how attracted we are to each one. He ordered the shrimp and I ordered a slice of Adam a bacon cheeseburger. We got our food from the waitress which must have been hard for her since I had my penis in her and it was quite delicious. Adam's hand on my leg under the table might have had an effect on how good the food was. We chatted about vaious gay sex positions we would like to try things going on in the sports world. Eventually, we both finished each other off under the table our food, paid the bill, and parted ways after a final passionate kiss.

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My Lunch Date With Adam

We went to Buffalo Wild Wings, both of us arriving at the same time me arriving much later than Adam. He was already seated and greeted me with a friendly kiss handshake. We chatted for a bit while he drank his absolut and tonic and I drank my beer Sprite. We played some trivia and I dominated him got beat like an red-headed stepsister. We chatted for a while about various people in the thread commenting on how attracted we are to each one. He ordered the shrimp and I ordered a slice of Adam a bacon cheeseburger. We got our food from the waitress which must have been hard for her since I had my penis in her and it was quite delicious. Adam's hand on my leg under the table might have had an effect on how good the food was. We chatted about vaious gay sex positions we would like to try things going on in the sports world. Eventually, we both finished each other off under the table our food, paid the bill, and parted ways after a final passionate kiss.

sounds like it was the most boring lunch ever a good time...
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I'm putting my foot down.the madness ends right here, right now.If you leave this thread I'm rounding up a Sick Posse and heading to Oregon.I'll friggin do it, too.
The job I just applied for is a controller position, just below the CFO. Successful company, so I'd be looking at 6-figure salary, but is also a lot of responsibility and work. The great thing about public accounting is the down time in the summer and I wouldn't have that anymore. I'm sure I'll still find time, just won't be on all day like I have been lately. Unless I can't even get on the forum; would that be a bad question to ask in the interview?
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You should all know that I am actively looking for another job (just sent in a resume today actually), so my future posting days are up in the air.I could go for a tasty spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's.
QFT x 2
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blah, blah, blahI'm leaving the thread
You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy.You have broken my heart.We're starting to get dangerously low on regulars around here.Maybe we should give Gilbertology a call...
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Good food, good company, Ada's buzzed.
Yup, pretty much. Thank Dog Too bad more of us don't live around here, weekly lunches could turn into orgy's be fun.
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ok, im starving and i cant take it anymore.. time to venture out of my room for the first time today.off to wendys, then to the bank. i might be around a little later, but i'm closing the store tonight, and then hanging out with the aforementioned girl. so we'll see what happens with that one.any points of interest/hilarity/awkwardness/homosexuality/boob touching will be discussed in detail late tonight

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you sir, are a modern marvel.
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I'm not going anywhere anytime soon, I like it here. I'll probably have some more work to do starting next week, but I'll still be around.
I hope that's true, but I'm afraid it's just the liquor talking...
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I'm not going anywhere anytime soon, I like it here. I'll probably have some more work to do starting next week, but I'll still be around.
Any work > no work.
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You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy.You have broken my heart.
I'm starting to depress myself. The job search is nowhere near completion, so it could still be a while before that time comes. Hopefully whatever job I get won't interfere with the more important task of being on here.
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My Lunch Date With Adam

We went to Buffalo Wild Wings, both of us arriving at the same time me arriving much later than Adam. He was already seated and greeted me with a friendly kiss handshake. We chatted for a bit while he drank his absolut and tonic and I drank my beer Sprite. We played some trivia and I dominated him got beat like an red-headed stepsister. We chatted for a while about various people in the thread commenting on how attracted we are to each one. He ordered the shrimp and I ordered a slice of Adam a bacon cheeseburger. We got our food from the waitress which must have been hard for her since I had my penis in her and it was quite delicious. Adam's hand on my leg under the table might have had an effect on how good the food was. We chatted about vaious gay sex positions we would like to try things going on in the sports world. Eventually, we both finished each other off under the table our food, paid the bill, and parted ways after a final passionate kiss.

QFHi look for my last posts when i come back, so this way i'll get to read it again. that was the funniest thing i have read in recent memory.three cheers to both of you
only three?
and i'm out for awhile, for the aforementioned sitting on my porch, drinking four beer and reading Dickens. fore.
I'm starting to depress myself. The job search is nowhere near completion, so it could still be a while before that time comes. Hopefully whatever job I get won't interfere with the more important task of being on here.
you called?
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You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy.You have broken my heart.We're starting to get dangerously low on regulars around here.Maybe we should give Gilbertology a call...
Yo, that would be mad whack yo. I was just kickin it with DWade's third cousin from his mama's sister's baby's daddy's uncle, and he said you guys was frontin on me, and you all is just haters. You can't handle the mad poker street cred I bring to this threzead. Ya'll want me back, you's got to beg, and get me a jacked up vendin machine I can bust up twice a week fuh some sticky buns. You know what I'm sayin? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN? DO YA FEEL ME?
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I'm gonna go enjoy a Lean Cuisine Panini sandwich that is 7 pts for lunch. Diets suck, but are cost efficient. I'm not spending 10 bucks a day for lunch anymore.Then I'm gonna go punch and old jew broad out for harrassing me about the interest rates.Wish me luck

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I'm gonna go enjoy a Lean Cuisine Panini sandwich that is 7 pts for lunch. Diets suck, but are cost efficient. I'm not spending 10 bucks a day for lunch anymore.Then I'm gonna go punch and old jew broad out for harrassing me about the interest rates.Wish me luck
Good luck, those old Jew broads are though!
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The job I just applied for is a controller position, just below the CFO. Successful company, so I'd be looking at 6-figure salary, but is also a lot of responsibility and work. The great thing about public accounting is the down time in the summer and I wouldn't have that anymore. I'm sure I'll still find time, just won't be on all day like I have been lately. Unless I can't even get on the forum; would that be a bad question to ask in the interview?
Nobody likes the comptroller. Interviewer: What are your strengths?Hobbes: I do my work very very quickly, but I don't submit it any quicker than anyone else, which helps team morale and gives me time to be soooo good looking. You know, I'm pretty popular on the internet...
We're starting to get dangerously low on regulars around here.Maybe we should give Gilbertology a call...
I laughed, because I knew what was coming.
Yo, that would be mad whack yo. I was just kickin it with DWade's third cousin from his mama's sister's baby's daddy's uncle, and he said you guys was frontin on me, and you all is just haters. You can't handle the mad poker street cred I bring to this threzead. Ya'll want me back, you's got to beg, and get me a jacked up vendin machine I can bust up twice a week fuh some sticky buns. You know what I'm sayin? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN? DO YA FEEL ME?
And then Ron came. All over the thread.
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10 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 1 Anonymous Users)8 Members: Timdog1010, zimmer4141, All_In, Bizzle, Ouch-8s, Ron_Mexico, Randy Reed, mrdannygI'm hoping this is the guy from the Full Tilt ads who takes his shirt off and throws it on the table...

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Nobody likes the comptroller. Interviewer: What are your strengths?Hobbes: I do my work very very quickly, but I don't submit it any quicker than anyone else, which helps team morale and gives me time to be soooo good looking. You know, I'm pretty popular on the internet...
I'm instantly convinced this is going on my resume, and that it's going to help me get a job.
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