CardWarfare 4 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 any girl worth her salt would've been very happy that the young man wooing her was able to get it up so readily and was appreciative of her sexy efforts.yeah, this girl wasn't too pleased, and keep in mind this was high school, so i saw her every single day thereafter.. which made it even worse.we later hooked up [a year or so after] and she said it was more out of shock, she just wasnt expecting it and that had never happened to her before, so she freaked out Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 My Lunch Date With Adam We went to Buffalo Wild Wings, both of us arriving at the same time me arriving much later than Adam. He was already seated and greeted me with a friendly kiss handshake. We chatted for a bit while he drank his absolut and tonic and I drank my beer Sprite. We played some trivia and I dominated him got beat like an red-headed stepsister. We chatted for a while about various people in the thread commenting on how attracted we are to each one. He ordered the shrimp and I ordered a slice of Adam a bacon cheeseburger. We got our food from the waitress which must have been hard for her since I had my penis in her and it was quite delicious. Adam's hand on my leg under the table might have had an effect on how good the food was. We chatted about vaious gay sex positions we would like to try things going on in the sports world. Eventually, we both finished each other off under the table our food, paid the bill, and parted ways after a final passionate kiss. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 My Lunch Date With Adam We went to Buffalo Wild Wings, both of us arriving at the same time me arriving much later than Adam. He was already seated and greeted me with a friendly kiss handshake. We chatted for a bit while he drank his absolut and tonic and I drank my beer Sprite. We played some trivia and I dominated him got beat like an red-headed stepsister. We chatted for a while about various people in the thread commenting on how attracted we are to each one. He ordered the shrimp and I ordered a slice of Adam a bacon cheeseburger. We got our food from the waitress which must have been hard for her since I had my penis in her and it was quite delicious. Adam's hand on my leg under the table might have had an effect on how good the food was. We chatted about vaious gay sex positions we would like to try things going on in the sports world. Eventually, we both finished each other off under the table our food, paid the bill, and parted ways after a final passionate kiss. sounds like it was the most boring lunch ever a good time... Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I'm putting my foot down.the madness ends right here, right now.If you leave this thread I'm rounding up a Sick Posse and heading to Oregon.I'll friggin do it, too.The job I just applied for is a controller position, just below the CFO. Successful company, so I'd be looking at 6-figure salary, but is also a lot of responsibility and work. The great thing about public accounting is the down time in the summer and I wouldn't have that anymore. I'm sure I'll still find time, just won't be on all day like I have been lately. Unless I can't even get on the forum; would that be a bad question to ask in the interview? Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 You should all know that I am actively looking for another job (just sent in a resume today actually), so my future posting days are up in the air.I could go for a tasty spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's.QFT x 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 blah, blah, blahI'm leaving the threadYou have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy.You have broken my heart.We're starting to get dangerously low on regulars around here.Maybe we should give Gilbertology a call... Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 you are so good looking.Search term used to find that post: musical. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Good food, good company, Ada's buzzed.Yup, pretty much. Thank Dog Too bad more of us don't live around here, weekly lunches could turn into orgy's be fun. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 ok, im starving and i cant take it anymore.. time to venture out of my room for the first time today.off to wendys, then to the bank. i might be around a little later, but i'm closing the store tonight, and then hanging out with the aforementioned girl. so we'll see what happens with that one.any points of interest/hilarity/awkwardness/homosexuality/boob touching will be discussed in detail late tonight Search term used to find that post: musical.you sir, are a modern marvel. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I'm not going anywhere anytime soon, I like it here. I'll probably have some more work to do starting next week, but I'll still be around. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I'm not going anywhere anytime soon, I like it here. I'll probably have some more work to do starting next week, but I'll still be around.I hope that's true, but I'm afraid it's just the liquor talking... Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I'm not going anywhere anytime soon, I like it here. I'll probably have some more work to do starting next week, but I'll still be around.Any work > no work. Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy.You have broken my heart.I'm starting to depress myself. The job search is nowhere near completion, so it could still be a while before that time comes. Hopefully whatever job I get won't interfere with the more important task of being on here. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 My Lunch Date With Adam We went to Buffalo Wild Wings, both of us arriving at the same time me arriving much later than Adam. He was already seated and greeted me with a friendly kiss handshake. We chatted for a bit while he drank his absolut and tonic and I drank my beer Sprite. We played some trivia and I dominated him got beat like an red-headed stepsister. We chatted for a while about various people in the thread commenting on how attracted we are to each one. He ordered the shrimp and I ordered a slice of Adam a bacon cheeseburger. We got our food from the waitress which must have been hard for her since I had my penis in her and it was quite delicious. Adam's hand on my leg under the table might have had an effect on how good the food was. We chatted about vaious gay sex positions we would like to try things going on in the sports world. Eventually, we both finished each other off under the table our food, paid the bill, and parted ways after a final passionate kiss. QFHi look for my last posts when i come back, so this way i'll get to read it again. that was the funniest thing i have read in recent memory.three cheers to both of youonly three?and i'm out for awhile, for the aforementioned sitting on my porch, drinking four beer and reading Dickens. fore.I'm starting to depress myself. The job search is nowhere near completion, so it could still be a while before that time comes. Hopefully whatever job I get won't interfere with the more important task of being on here.you called? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy.You have broken my heart.We're starting to get dangerously low on regulars around here.Maybe we should give Gilbertology a call...Yo, that would be mad whack yo. I was just kickin it with DWade's third cousin from his mama's sister's baby's daddy's uncle, and he said you guys was frontin on me, and you all is just haters. You can't handle the mad poker street cred I bring to this threzead. Ya'll want me back, you's got to beg, and get me a jacked up vendin machine I can bust up twice a week fuh some sticky buns. You know what I'm sayin? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN? DO YA FEEL ME? Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 you called?I'm not entirely sure I know what you are talking about. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I'm not entirely sure I know what you are talking about.he wants to suck you off to completion Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Yo, that would be mad whack yo.You are so good looking.he wants to suck you off to completionGetting ugly now. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I'm gonna go enjoy a Lean Cuisine Panini sandwich that is 7 pts for lunch. Diets suck, but are cost efficient. I'm not spending 10 bucks a day for lunch anymore.Then I'm gonna go punch and old jew broad out for harrassing me about the interest rates.Wish me luck Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 You are so good looking.Getting ugly now.I'm just gonna assume that by 'ugly' you meant 'fantastic'... Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I'm gonna go enjoy a Lean Cuisine Panini sandwich that is 7 pts for lunch. Diets suck, but are cost efficient. I'm not spending 10 bucks a day for lunch anymore.Then I'm gonna go punch and old jew broad out for harrassing me about the interest rates.Wish me luckGood luck, those old Jew broads are though! Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 The job I just applied for is a controller position, just below the CFO. Successful company, so I'd be looking at 6-figure salary, but is also a lot of responsibility and work. The great thing about public accounting is the down time in the summer and I wouldn't have that anymore. I'm sure I'll still find time, just won't be on all day like I have been lately. Unless I can't even get on the forum; would that be a bad question to ask in the interview?Nobody likes the comptroller. Interviewer: What are your strengths?Hobbes: I do my work very very quickly, but I don't submit it any quicker than anyone else, which helps team morale and gives me time to be soooo good looking. You know, I'm pretty popular on the internet...We're starting to get dangerously low on regulars around here.Maybe we should give Gilbertology a call...I laughed, because I knew what was coming.Yo, that would be mad whack yo. I was just kickin it with DWade's third cousin from his mama's sister's baby's daddy's uncle, and he said you guys was frontin on me, and you all is just haters. You can't handle the mad poker street cred I bring to this threzead. Ya'll want me back, you's got to beg, and get me a jacked up vendin machine I can bust up twice a week fuh some sticky buns. You know what I'm sayin? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN? DO YA FEEL ME?And then Ron came. All over the thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 10 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 1 Anonymous Users)8 Members: Timdog1010, zimmer4141, All_In, Bizzle, Ouch-8s, Ron_Mexico, Randy Reed, mrdannygI'm hoping this is the guy from the Full Tilt ads who takes his shirt off and throws it on the table... Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Nobody likes the comptroller. Interviewer: What are your strengths?Hobbes: I do my work very very quickly, but I don't submit it any quicker than anyone else, which helps team morale and gives me time to be soooo good looking. You know, I'm pretty popular on the internet... I'm instantly convinced this is going on my resume, and that it's going to help me get a job. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Good luck, those old Jew broads are though! Who the fuck are you? GTFO!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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