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All those King-Size Homer references and no quotes from one of the best episodes? Ohhh, if only I had my reaching broom. Stupid bird!
Dr. Nick: Hi everybody! Homer+Bart: Hi Doctor Nick! Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously underweighted individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology. Homer: [pensive] Of course. Nick: [points to a chart] You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic! Homer: What can I do to speed the whole thing up, Doctor? Nick: Well...be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon, heh... Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes! Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too? And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain. Bye bye, everybody!
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I dunno, seems like this post was just so you could indent the instructions.All those King-Size Homer references and no quotes from one of the best episodes? Ohhh, if only I had my reaching broom. Stupid bird!
No, really it was just to remind you that I have a really hot video of Mrs. Hobbes that I am not sharingI wanted to quote the part where he's typing Y-E-S over and over and then figures out that he only has to type "Y" and tells Marge how much more efficient he was at work. But as you can tell, I really can't.
Nothing to do with Tarantino, but in terms of monologues Alec Baldwin's in Glengarry Glenross is one of my all time favourites."First prize in this year's sales contest is a cadilla eldorado. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired"
Yes, excellent. I also really enjoy the opening scene in Desperado. "Can I have another glass? This one's dirty."
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Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
One of my favorite quotes.
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I wanted to quote the part where he's typing Y-E-S over and over and then figures out that he only has to type "Y" and tells Marge how much more efficient he was at work. But as you can tell, I really can't.
Homer: Hey Mrs. Doesn't Find Me Attractive Anymore, I just tripled my productivity.
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Am I alone in finding Yoda amusing lately? He used to bug me, but I've been enjoying his recent work.
That's funny, I was going to say the same thing. Except the part where he used to bug you; I don't remember his early work.
Homer: Hey Mrs. Doesn't Find Me Attractive Anymore, I just tripled my productivity.
Thank you.
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One of my favorite quotes.
It was the genesis of all this.I used it in an email and someone didn't get the reference. I wanted to look it up online, but didn't know the title of the episode. Which is why I asked here.that could be my all-time single favorite line from the Simpsons. I work it into conversation as much as possible.
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That's funny, I was going to say the same thing. Except the part where he used to bug you; I don't remember his early work.Thank you.
It's entirely possible that the fact that he's a Devils fan was what bugged me, but I seem to remember him being really obnoxious when he first started posting.
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my favorite simpsons line and it has more to do with my love for hogans heroesHomer to Col Klink his gaurdian angel: Col Klink did you get my letters? ... Did you know Kinch had a radio in the coffeepot?

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my favorite simpsons line and it has more to do with my love for hogans heroesHomer to Col Klink his gaurdian angel: Col Klink did you get my letters? ... Did you know Kinch had a radio in the coffeepot?
Homerrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
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It was the genesis of all this.I used it in an email and someone didn't get the reference. I wanted to look it up online, but didn't know the title of the episode. Which is why I asked here.that could be my all-time single favorite line from the Simpsons. I work it into conversation as much as possible.
What line? Sorry...I'm lazy and have no time to catch up but am very curious.Isn't the obese homer episode the one with "Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!!"
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What line? Sorry...I'm lazy and have no time to catch up but am very curious.Isn't the obese homer episode the one with "Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!!"
Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
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What line? Sorry...I'm lazy and have no time to catch up but am very curious.Isn't the obese homer episode the one with "Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!!"
That's the one where the teachers go on strike; that's not the same one, is it?
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wtf, the day i can't pay attention to this thread you guys have an in-depth discussion of tarantino's work. what do you guys think about the turning shit to gold theme in pulp fiction???

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wtf, the day i can't pay attention to this thread you guys have an in-depth discussion of tarantino's work. what do you guys think about the turning shit to gold theme in pulp fiction???
expound on thisI do know that every time John Travolta goes to the bathroom something bad happens
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Look, this has nothing to do with anything...but the Simpsons conversation made me think of it and laugh. Lois: All British men are charming.Peter: That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli. Disraeli: You don't even know who I am.

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Look, this has nothing to do with anything...but
One of the all-time great "rail me" threads:Post 1
playing a 50+5 18 man sng on full tilt right now with erick lindgren, if anyone cares they can watch jus search his name
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busted in 17th with KK vs AA
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I just worked "We'll make millions, if not BILLIONS" into a work meeting.
I remember meetings, but I don't go to them anymore.
I don't understand.
There's a poster here. His name is Yoda. He amuses me. The end.
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