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This isn't making the idea of lunch with you tomorrow appealing...I'd rather go back to work with both my hands.
And minus the euphenasia?Sick Thread - "So Adam, how did lunch with Bizzle go? He hasn't been around lately...Adam - "Bizzle? Bizzle who?"
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One of my all-time least favorite movies.
definitely high on the overkill and tough to watch - like i said interesting - not necessarily great
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I love the final scene of Kill Bill where Lucy Liu and Uma Thermon are sword fighting in the snow.

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One of my all-time least favorite movies.
I thought Downey was hilarious in that movie, but it was mostly just annoying to watch. Tarantino did some script doctor work on Crimson Tide, which instantly places that movie in my Top 3 of the movies he's "written". Pulp Fiction and True Romance round it out.
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What about your favorite Tarantino written or co written monologuesHopper and Walken both - True RomanceWalken watch - PulpSuperman - Kill Bill 2The commode story - Dogs - incredible acting as Tim Roth shows himself getting better at telling it
Those are my three favorite monologues. And I agree with you on the commode story; that was good stuff.I also enjoyed Tarantino's "acting" in Desperado.
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I thought Downey was hilarious in that movie, but it was mostly just annoying to watch. Tarantino did some script doctor work on Crimson Tide, which instantly places that movie in my Top 3 of the movies he's "written". Pulp Fiction and True Romance round it out.
Yeah he added the comic book stuff and the stuff about the horses
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Tarantino did some script doctor work on Crimson Tide, which instantly places that movie in my Top 3 of the movies he's "written". Pulp Fiction and True Romance round it out.
I heard he added the horse stuff to it. I've always enjoyed that movie.Edit: And apparently the comic book stuff too.
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I love the final scene of Kill Bill where Lucy Liu and Uma Thermon are sword fighting in the snow.
I like the fight scene with Chiaki Kuriyama, and the bit when Uma wakes from the coma and fucks up the guys taking advantage of her.
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What about your favorite Tarantino written or co written monologuesI'd **** Elvis - True RomanceHopper and Walken both - True RomanceGandolphini discusses killing people - True RomanceWalken watch - PulpJules letting Ringo off - PulpSuperman - Kill Bill 2Tipping - DogsLike a Virgin - DogsThe commode story - Dogs - incredible acting as Tim Roth shows himself getting better at telling itTop Gun - Sleep with me - only read it but stillKeitel - Pretty please with sugar on top clean the f-ing car - pulpPride is a ***** - PulpYou listen to Kbilly's oldies? - Pulpdefinitely high on the overkill and tough to watch - like i said interesting - not necessarily great
nice list, but I was convinced that I was the only person on the planet that saw the bolded part. I could never remember the movie name. Eric Stoltz and Parker Posey.That was a friggin hilarious rant. Well done Brad, well done.
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I like the fight scene with Chiaki Kuriyama, and the bit when Uma wakes from the coma and fucks up the guys taking advantage of her.
I love the music in the first movie, but overall I like the second movie more. I didn't really care for the animated stuff. In Kill Bill 2, the scenes with Pai Mei are awesome.
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I love the music in the first movie, but overall I like the second movie more. I didn't really care for the animated stuff. In Kill Bill 2, the scenes with Pai Mei are awesome.
I watched Kill Bill 2 in the early hours of the morning after a house party, hence my recollection of it is a little cloudy. I still haven't seen the ending, but I remember the fight scene with Darryl Hannah as being particularly awesome.
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I love the music in the first movie, but overall I like the second movie more. I didn't really care for the animated stuff. In Kill Bill 2, the scenes with Pai Mei are awesome.
I honestly wasn't that into either movie, they were ok, but not as brilliant as many other people found them. Just ok.
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I watched Kill Bill 2 in the early hours of the morning after a house party, hence my recollection of it is a little cloudy. I still haven't seen the ending, but I remember the fight scene with Darryl Hannah as being particularly awesome.
You really need to watch it again. Pai Mei and the final meeting with Bill at the end are the two main reasons why I preferred 2 to 1.
I honestly wasn't that into either movie, they were ok, but not as brilliant as many other people found them. Just ok.
There is a lot of territory between brilliant and ok. I would rate them as "very good."
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I honestly wasn't that into either movie, they were ok, but not as brilliant as many other people found them. Just ok.
I enjoyed them but they're not all-time favourite material. Really the purpose of them was to incorporate Tarantino's love of martial arts into his films. Pulp Fiction and True Romance had much sharper dialogue and more involving plots, and were generally better all round. I would consider them as classics, whilst the Kill Bill films are more of a must-watch-once thing.
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The next call, about 5 minutes later, was from my Mother, calling to let me know that our family dog has liver failure and will have to be put to sleep this weekend. Pretty much killed any euphoria I was feeling about the house, Riley has been with us for 13 years and is very much a full member of the family. Gotta do what you gotta do though, you don't want your friends to suffer needlessly if there's nothing that can be done. We're told that this is not a pleasant way to go and he will decline pretty quickly. Very sad, I'm going over to their house tonight to say goodbye. Anyway, that's what's going on in Adamland right now.
I am very sorry to hear that Adam. It's good that you get to say goodbye. One of the worst days of my life was when we put my last dog to sleep. Becky, my dog now, is getting old, and I can't imagine coming home to a house without her.
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I like the fight scene with Chiaki Kuriyama, and the bit when Uma wakes from the coma and fucks up the guys taking advantage of her.
You're just jelous of his awesome truck.
I love the music in the first movie, but overall I like the second movie more. I didn't really care for the animated stuff. In Kill Bill 2, the scenes with Pai Mei are awesome.
Agreed. The music for the fight scene in the snow that I mentioned earlier is what makes that scene so good.
I really really really strongly recommend the book Marley and Me. And not just in a random "hey you should read this" way.If you love dogs and are feeling down because yours is older or gone...you'll absolutely love it.Busy day at work. Keep on keepin' on.
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Nothing to do with Tarantino, but in terms of monologues Alec Baldwin's in Glengarry Glenross is one of my all time favourites."First prize in this year's sales contest is a cadilla eldorado. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired"

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I need help:The Simpsons episode where Homer gets obese so he can work from home...I need the title & season, if possible.And... go!
All those King-Size Homer references and no quotes from one of the best episodes? Ohhh, if only I had my reaching broom. Stupid bird!
One of my all-time least favorite movies.
NBK is one of my favourites. I think it is one of the best movies of all time at manipulating emotions; not a pleasant movie by any means but IMO a great one.
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All those King-Size Homer references and no quotes from one of the best episodes? Ohhh, if only I had my reaching broom. Stupid bird!
I'm paraphrasing from memory but for a free dialing wand, mash the keypad now.
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All those King-Size Homer references and no quotes from one of the best episodes? Ohhh, if only I had my reaching broom. Stupid bird!
I belive I will have to change my sig to accomodate this oversight.
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All those King-Size Homer references and no quotes from one of the best episodes? Ohhh, if only I had my reaching broom. Stupid bird!
"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."
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"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."
Now I wish I'd just looked it up and pasted it like you. Goddamnit.
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