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Don't make me hurt you. :glare face:
I had sex last night. That doesn't preclude me from wanting it right now, but the urgency is a little lower than normal.
I don't think I could handle you anyway. I'm a small girl.
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Interesting excerpt from True Romance. I don't get why it's relevant though.
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my wife said she thought the razz event was one of the most interesting WSOP she's seen. It's different and fun, especially when you have an event where you're guaranteed talent at the final table. I am in no way biased by my plans to play the razz event this year.
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I'm already going to be teaching one person. Want to hop on that bus?
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I need help:The Simpsons episode where Homer gets obese so he can work from home...I need the title & season, if possible.And... go!
Season 7. King-Size Homer.Edit: Damn you Zimmer.
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Interesting excerpt from True Romance. I don't get why it's relevant though.
Yesterday when we were discussing True Romance I couldn't help but think of this exchange so I dug it up.Actually it's got cussing, gaying it up over Elvis lines and well, True Romance is always an exceptable topic here, k?
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Episode 3F05 King-Size Homer
Season 7. King-Size Homer.Edit: Damn you Zimmer.
and they say spending all day in this thread is a waste of time.I knew I could count on you guys...
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Yesterday when we were discussing True Romance I couldn't help but think of this exchange so I dug it up.Actually it's got cussing, gaying it up over Elvis lines and well, True Romance is always an exceptable topic here, k?
Fair enough, I'm always game for discussing a Tarantino flick.
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I need help:The Simpsons episode where Homer gets obese so he can work from home...I need the title & season, if possible.And... go!
King-Size HomerEpisode Number: 135 Season Num: 7 First Aired: Sunday November 5, 1995 Prod Code: 3F05 I think this is itwow 3rd place
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and they say spending all day in this thread is a waste of time.I knew I could count on you guys...
Also in that season was the episode where Homer starts a bowling team. That was a good one too. You know the bowling jerseys that Mr. Burns gives the team? I have one; it says Homer on the front.Pin Pals
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Also in that season was the episode where Homer starts a bowling team. That was a good one too. You know the bowling jerseys that Mr. Burns gives the team? I have one; it says Homer on the front.Pin Pals
One of 2 great episodes revolving around bowling (300 game)
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The next call, about 5 minutes later, was from my Mother, calling to let me know that our family dog has liver failure and will have to be put to sleep this weekend. Pretty much killed any euphoria I was feeling about the house, Riley has been with us for 13 years and is very much a full member of the family. Gotta do what you gotta do though, you don't want your friends to suffer needlessly if there's nothing that can be done. We're told that this is not a pleasant way to go and he will decline pretty quickly. Very sad, I'm going over to their house tonight to say goodbye. Anyway, that's what's going on in Adamland right now.
I am very sorry to hear that Adam. It's good that you get to say goodbye. One of the worst days of my life was when we put my last dog to sleep. Becky, my dog now, is getting old, and I can't imagine coming home to a house without her.
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Fair enough, I'm always game for discussing a Tarantino flick.
Favorite movies written by Tarantino.1. Pulp Fiction2. Kill Bill 23. True Romance4. Kill Bill5. Jackie Brown6. From Dusk Til DawnFavorite movies directed by Tarantino.1. Pulp Fiction2. Kill Bill 23. Kill Bill4. Reservoir Dogs5. Jackie Brown
I must say I am disappointed at you didn't sneak a BBQ in there...
I thought about it, but I didn't want to be a copycat. Because I'm totally original, you know.
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True Romance is my favorite mostly because of romance and all the elvis stuffI put Resevoir Dogs a little higher than Pulp just because i saw it when it first came out and it was so new and the language and pop culture slant was so coolThe second Kill Bill is really coolNatural Born Killers is a really interesting movie - Rodney is great in it too

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I am very sorry to hear that Adam. It's good that you get to say goodbye. One of the worst days of my life was when we put my last dog to sleep. Becky, my dog now, is getting old, and I can't imagine coming home to a house without her.
Thanks, it's gonna be a bad rest of the week. I'm just glad my dog is still mostly a puppy (he's two) and we'll have a good long run ahead of us. There must have been a dark cloud over our house yesterday or something, first the news about the dog, then my father cut his hand open all the way to the tendon last night (didn't sever it), then my brother's van was broken into and $15k + worth of his band's equipment was stolen from it. Hopefully what they say about bad things happening in 3's applies here.
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There must have been a dark cloud over our house yesterday or something, first the news about the dog, then my father cut his hand open all the way to the tendon last night (didn't sever it), then my brother's van was broken into and $15k + worth of his band's equipment was stolen from it. Hopefully what they say about bad things happening in 3's applies here.
This isn't making the idea of lunch with you tomorrow appealing...I'd rather go back to work with both my hands.
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